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A pokemon oc, Corrie. She will fight you.
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Long Hiatus
To all my amazing followers, I will be gone for the next year and a half offline for my mission. So no new posts for a long while, hope to come back with cool stories. :) so for now I bid you all, adieu.
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Character concept art for refurbishing an old mlp oc of mine
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Headshot doodles of some of my different characters
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Drew a doodle based on one of my favorite costumes I put together this last year for Halloween
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More Headshot doodles of my characters, including a sloppy Adelaide and my first d&d character, Gwenneth for the first time in a while
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Me channeling my inner medieval for a costume party. Never have I walked so confidently as I did with a cape flowing behind me
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Concept art for a fire demon character
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Mighty Ducks
So fun fact about me, growing up, I had no idea that The Mighty Ducks was a live action sports movie until i was almost in middle school.
No, instead, i knew the Mighty Ducks as a animated mini series(?) On VHS about a bunch of actual anthropomorphic duck aliens from a planet shaped like a hockey puck where EVERYONE was obsessed with Hockey. Like their culture, architecture, military. Everything was ducks and hockey. And the mighty ducks had to go to earth because their planet was taken over. By dragon people. And they got to annehiem and just were the actual literal mighty ducks, hockey team by day, super ducks by night?? And yeah, that was what i knew as the mighty ducks that whole time, and when i found out there was a movie, i was like, wait really?? Only to be dissapointed when i realized the actual original mighty ducks was just a normal old sports movie.

But that begs the question, WHY THE INSANE CARTOON?? for what purpose?? Am i the only one to have seen this?? I mean, someone in disney at skme point thought, lets take a sports team called The mighty ducks, and make them literal alien ducks.
its changed my perception of the Mighty Ducks forever. And ive got ridiculous quotes from it forever seared into my brain
#mighty ducks#weird cartoons#90s nostalgia#disney#funny story#take it wild wiiiiing take it!!!#pain is an illusion#an illusion that really hurts
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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true
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so apparently a wigmaker in 17th century Paris wrote a tragedy that was so bad it actually became a best-seller cause nobles would buy his book just to laugh at it??? and they were all like “this is the best tragedy i’ve ever read!” and writing him ironic compliment letters like…………… at least he sold so much of these he actually became rich
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The Spider and the Moth
The world is full of Spiders
Who wear many faces
Each Spider is a different breed
But they are still Spiders
and Spiders love Moths
Spiders aren't like wasps
They hide the sting
Behind their sickly sweet words
And closed lipped smiles
That's how a Spider traps Moths
Spiders don’t rush to strike
They move slowly
Each shared moment is another thread
each gilded web a work of art
That's how a Spider blinds Moths
Spiders trick and twist the mind
Sticky fingers leading
Lone lost moths away and bind their wings
Muffle mouths and blanket ears
That's how a Spider keeps Moths
Spiders need to feed
They are always hungry
Draining every drop of color and hope away
Till only shadowed husks remain
That's how the Spider uses Moths
Spiders aren't the strongest
That's why they lurk and lie
In a world of wolves and bears and lions
The trick is spotting the fangs
Thats how the Spider loses the Moth
Spiders are miserable things
They yearn to be Moths
Instead morph and change the happy Moth
So they'll be wingless too
That's why Spiders want Moths
This Moth is tired of spiders
She has seen too many
There are grander things with braver hearts
brighter blooming fields outside
And the Moth doesn't love Spiders
This Moth is ready to fly again
Unfurling blinding wings
Breaking the bonds and shedding sticky lies
A chrysalis called freedom
The Moth becomes the Butterfly
#poetry#vent poetry#mostly meant for me#as part of the healing process#but figured maybe others like me can relate
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I’m so fucking hypnotized by this and so in love with it
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i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
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Writing is a trip sometimes. Like the journey of getting ideas and developing those ideas. For example, i am currently beginning to sit down and try to write a novel. And its process has been crazy. The seed of the idea started maybe in 7th grade, with a honestly pretty dumb premise, "werewolf mafia vs vampire mafia" back when i had no idea how mafias even worked? Then ignored it a while. Then it was, oh, maybe a town has a vampire/werewolf underground. Still boring. Kept going, decided to include more diversity in supernatural creatures, expand to alternate planes and began 4 different times with different main characters and plots, still no cigar. Then i throw in elements and characters from a super hero world that i spent a few years rping in (deviants) and a bit of steampunk flare, and now im to a point where its finally clicking. And youve go from a half baked vampire/werewolf mafia idea from 7th grade to now, age 20, and a story about class and prejudice, becoming more than how you were raised, in a supernatural world with a variety of many differnt types of people. And its just crazy to see how far its come
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Cinderella (mothers day watercolor) First time since highschool doing watercolor, and im proud of how it turned out.
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