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I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is
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have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
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-wears a dress- someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)) me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am
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do people know about this? i feel like they must know
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Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”
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Ever realize how nothing matters and you can just walk out in the middle of a class and buy a scone
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Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
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Manukura is a white kiwi bird, the only known white kiwi in the world. She was born at the National Wildlife Centre Pukaha, in New Zealand.
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