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has anyone ever talked about the fact that the first time we see sae-byeok she’s carrying an iced coffee?

this girl is literally barely surviving, committing crimes on the daily, probably only one step ahead of deok-su and his gang since she ditched them and they want payback, and she still found time and money to buy herself a little treat

and I LOVE that for her. so much. I hope she got a little cookie or something with it too

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Hear me out on this ship!!

Professional Dominatrix!Ali Abdul x Frontman!Hwang Inho

PERIODT. FUCKING HELL YEA!!!!!💕💕💕

wc: 697

inho only ever leaves his remote island a handful of times a year. but whenever he does, he always pays a visit to dominatrix!ali’s lair and gives him a generous lump sum of cash every time.

why? you might ask….

well, it’s because beneath his tough, strong, intimidating presence, inho is nothing but a pathetic whore who dreams of being used. free from all burdens and responsibilities. a break from his tiring duties for the games. he’s such a cute little flustered slut at heart 🥰💕only dominatrix!ali can bring out that side of him.

he found out about dominatrix!ali while he explored the slums and brothels of seoul one day. the games were over and he wanted a vacation. he saw a flyer of a dominatrix and a dancer named ali. he dances at underground gay strip clubs at night, and does dominatrix work during the day. he is a pakistani migrant who had to hustle real hard and dirty to get to where he is since his family disowned him the moment they found out their sanskari (filial) muslim son is queer.

he fled to korea and used his exotic desi beauty to get what he wants - money. ali is a ruthless gold digger who uses his sex appeal to drain men of their funds and bleed them dry. he can easily have any man wrapped around his finger by his seductive presence because it’s not like everyday you see a man like him in korea. those big beautiful doe eyes, rosy lips, dusky chocolate complexion, voluminous tousled curls, and his elegant, poetic urdu + punjabi tattoos decorating that strong, muscular figure with one heck of a happy trail and luscious body hair. he is a mouthwatering sight to behold.

dominatrix!ali’s lair is a regal, sensory delight to be in. the walls are drenched in deep plum and midnight tones, accented with gold filigree that glints like molten sunlight, while ornate phulkari drapes adorn his windows as a homage to his punjabi heritage. lacquered wood carvings of lotuses and indo-islamic arches frame each room, whispering stories of lahore’s grandeur. fragrances of oud and rose attar lingers in the air, heady and intoxicating.

the furniture is an opulent mix of victorian kink and subcontinental splendor. a velvet upholstered spanking bench sits beneath a carved mirror inlaid with nacre. chains hang gracefully from the ceiling like gilded vines of south asia’s pristine forests.

soft qawwali music hums low in the background, while handwoven rugs from lahore cushion every step. ornamental whips with zardozi-wrapped handles, custom restraints braided from silk and jute, and a display of bulleh shah’s calligraphy decorate the walls like priceless art. every corner of the space speaks of sensuality and heritage, where ali commands, clad in leather stitched with mirrorwork. this is not just a dungeon. it’s a sanctum of power and poetry, where submission is worship, and the beauty is never incidental. the overstimulation of his country’s colorful beauty perfectly set the tone for the moment.

no wonder why ali’s clients are always coming back for more.

the moment ali looks at inho with those piercing, kajal-rimmed, light brown eyes, that is enough for inho to feel vulnerable. it’s as if he’s being undressed with ali’s eyes.

inho loves when ali ties him up to the bed and blindfolds him. he’s nothing but ali’s pretty little sex toy to play around with.

“look at you. getting spanked, fucked and used by someone muuuuch younger than you,” ali remarks as he rubs a vibrator around inho’s stiff cock. “imagine how everyone would react if they found out that you loooove paying me so much money to get railed.”

“y-yes,” inho chokes out, “i…i’m…I really love it.”

poor thing. can’t even let out proper words because he’s so stuck in ali’s trance.

“you filthy pervert,” ali snides with a harsh slap to inho’s cock. “you may be an old man with an alpha facade. but I can see right through that act. It’s okay baby. you don’t have to think about anything right now. all you need to do is be your true whorish self, take my cock like a good boy and do as i say.”

“y-yes master,” inho whimpers.

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oh i just KNOW inho annoyed the living shit out of his wife with his corny dad jokes!!!!!!!! the moment he made yet another lame pun, his wife must’ve cringed to infinity and beyond while inho laughed his ass off.

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MANIPULATIVE BOTTOM!SANGWOO RAMBLE…..

you can’t convince me sangwoo ISN’T a manipulative bottom.

look at the way he BEGGED onto his knees and cried like a pathetic little bitch to ali. and then performing a mfing STRIPTEASE to distract ali with the sight of his body because he knew he couldn’t one up ali’s intellect at the marbles game at that point in time. ali had already took the majority of his marbles and there was no way he was gonna get them back except for one way: sacrificing his dignity and his modest, reserved facade by choosing to show off his stupid, slutty little body and wielding visual seduction as a strategy to winning the game.

sangwoo totally had a crush on ali. he wished he had ali to himself. but he knew they were both doomed and that there was no hope for them. especially since ali was already a married man with a child. but this was a life-or-death situation. this was his last chance. he wanted ali to at least end his life on a spicy note. he didn’t want ali to die, but he also didn’t want him to die without confessing his feelings to him. but it was too late.

the only way sangwoo could actually make a move on ali was through the begging and stripteasing. every shred of his propriety was no longer found because he was confronted to show his real, raw, unmasked self for once - a libidinous, wanton man desperate for validation. the model student, the industrialist, the filial son….all those esteemed identities shattered at that very moment. even after ali’s death, he never left sangwoo’s mind. ali was the siren whose song of existence had tempted some of sangwoo’s deepest intrusive thoughts. letting go of ali was something he just couldn’t forgive himself for. despite already being at rock bottom, letting ali go only landed him even DEEPER into the murkiest pits of hell.

and not to mention. he surely had a crush on gihun too. as much as he appreciated gihun waxing poetically about his achievements, he shied away from the darker, licentious thoughts he had about him.

he knew how filthy his thoughts got when he let his guard down. he hated how his gaze would linger too long when gihun ran his hair through those sexy, tousled shaggy waves. sangwoo would never admit it, not even to himself, but there were nights he imagined gihun looking at him not just with endearment, but with pure carnality.

those arguments they had? he secretly got a thrill out of it. and he hated himself for it. he hated how much his lecherous thoughts went on and on about the ferocious things gihun is capable of doing to him. it was equal parts arousing and terrifying.

sangwoo was comforted by gihun’s nurturing and fun-loving temperament. but when gihun’s gentleness snapped, sangwoo would fantasize about gihun pinning him against the wall, fingers digging into his clothes, mouth hot and ruthless.

sometimes after an argument, when gihun would walk away breathing heavily, chest rising and falling under that thin shirt coated with sweat, sangwoo’s mind would betray him. he’d imagine grabbing him, pulling him close, and gluing his mouth onto his. not just out of love, but out of pure, unrelenting lust. sangwoo imagined being dominated, punished even, for all the deplorable things he’s done. maybe gihun was the only one who could.

and don’t even get me started with the recruiter hunny! 👀 LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND DESPERATE HE LOOKED IN HIS SLAP CAM! 🥺OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS. the recruiter slapping him must’ve been so cathartic for him. he was grateful to see that someone could see through his industrious, white-collar persona. the recruiter was the only one at that point in time who knew of sangwoo’s true nature. he purposely performed badly at the ddakji match with him so he could receive some free slaps from him.

and the moment he had won the prize money, all he wanted was to be the recruiter’s personal harlot. yes, of course he was a filthy gold digging slut desperate for money to the point where he’d commit white collar crimes for it. however, he was also a nymphomaniac who dreamt of getting objectified. and the recruiter just so hit his sweet spot (no pun intended) of bridging the two worlds together and giving him money in exchange for ddakji matches and rough sex that included slaps.

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you know you had one hell of a night when your false lashes start getting crooked 💅🏼

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I AM SEEING THESE MUTHAFUCKIN MEN TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

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ali: h-

me:

OH LAGDI LAHORE DI AA 😍 JIS HISAAB NA HASDI AA 👌🏼 OH LAGDI PUNJAB DI AA 😍 JIS HISAAB NA TAKKDI AA 👁️👄👁️ OH LAGDI LAHORE DI AA 🥵 JIS HISAAB NA HASDI AA 🥰 OH LAGDI PUNJAB DI AA 💅🏼 JIS HISAAB NA TAKKDI AA 👁️👄👁️ MUNDE 💁🏽‍♂️ DA PATA GARO KEHDE PIND 🏘️ DI AA? 🤨KEHDE SHEHER🌃 DI AA?🧐

This is art, this is cinema, this is totally what i would do if i saw Ali Abdul from SQ irl!

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HDH, when Gong Yoo (Recruiter) deepthroated the gun as an ad-lib :

AKZOSALFHAKZKS I CAN ONLY READ ROMANIZED HINDI I’M SORRY GURL 😭😭😭

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If I could make edits, I would TOTALLY make one for Ali on Eminem's Without Me 🫡

oooh yes! or addictive by truth hurts 👀👌🏼

KALIYON KA CHAMANNNN TAB BANTA HAI THODA RESHAM LAGTA HAI (he’s so contagious) THODA SHEESHA LAGTA HAI (he turns my pages) HE RE MOTI JADTE HAI (he’s got me anxious) THODA SONA LAGTA HAI (he’s what i waited for)

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Okay, who from the SQ characters do you hc as Ali and Sangwoo's kids?

Cause we see a lot of Junhee and Saebyeok as Inho/Gihun kids and Daeho as Jungbae's kid

hmm…..interesting question!!! this is so hard to answer 😭

I can’t exactly see any of them as aliwoo’s kids. but I just KNOW that ali would totally be besties with daeho and hyunju.

however….if I had to choose, aliwoo would adopt hyunju and youngmi, move to thailand with them, and raise them with love and tact. ali would be the cool and fun-loving dad, he’d be exactly like joey gladstone from full house. goofy, kind, easygoing, and hospitable.

contrarily, sangwoo would be the tough love dad who pushes them to be their best and not fall prey to society’s expectations of them. they balance each other like yin and yang!

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ah yes, the rumors are true!

i certainly do have a thing for buff, strong, and sexy curly haired men with dreamy doe eyes and puppy-coded personalities AND are known for their warm and hospitable dispositions.

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literally over half of stray kids triggers my crossdressing kink 💀 it’s not even funny anymore 😭 FHEJDJWJCJEJDJDJDJSSHJD

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lino dressed as a girl during those silly lil skz family skits really triggers my crossdressing kink………not even joking when I say that leeknow dressed as a girl is THEEE most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on 😔 this man is the living personification of bi panic. nobody triggers my bi panic more than him.

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in dire need of a stay or engene gf whom i can get matching skz or enha tramp stamps with……….

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oh god………..….it JUST hit me that I’ll be seeing stray kids in less than a fucking WEEK!

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goodness gracious….i don’t have a SINGLE appropriate thing to say!!!!!! 🫣🤐

could you just IMAGINE giving him thee sloppiest fucking head ever? or grinding on his cock? maybe even rubbing a vibrator around it? 🤤 and seeing him whining and crumbling beneath you because he’s so overwhelmed by the pleasure you’re inundating him with? 🥺 OOF. and don’t even get me started with the luscious curls, facial hair, and body hair🥵

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Consider this :

Semi edit on Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO 👀

I SEE THE VISION!!! if I were won jian, I would literally have the most massive inflated ego ever because of how sexy I am.