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exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

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NOOOOO I CANTTTT I SERIOUSLY FUCKING CANT AJDBSJDBSJD

I’m genuinely sorry about this one

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Y’know after the most recent Ranboo lore streams... I cant believe it’s taken me this long to process that the way he phrased “There’s no one else to pick them up anymore.” Sounds REALLY fucking similar to Undertale with Frisk and shit and I just- god I cant fucking do this today Ranboo My Beloved...

Hey :]

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I had honestly forgotten I had revolved this earlier and then remembered when I got a tumblr notif, and I still rest my case. Fucking help someone pls the conservatives are being stupid as fuck again.

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Aixbeidjdjs I can’t I’m sorry 😂😂😂 WAIT NOT THE SOMEONE LIVED HERE ONCE NOOOO AUXBSJDJDJ

dream smp x screenshotsofdespair

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I like to head-cannon that the reason why they don’t do actual medical shit, besides probably not knowing, is cause because of the way their bodies changed y’know? Like- All Might was able to live with his kind of injury due to the fact that he’s a what- 2nd or third generation quirk user? He may have been possibly quirkless, but his biology along with others more than likely changed due to evolution and shit. Honestly I’m typing this shit out sleep deprived, which goes the same for when I had been trying to understand that vital chart lmaoooo also head injuries actually just release a lot of blood. My younger brother accidentally made a cut on his forehead and he was leaking everywhere, didn’t need stitching or anything just a bandage 😂😂 though I’m kinda giving Todoroki and Hawkeye the eye due to recent chapter events lmao

B R O...

MA  H DUD  ES…

YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONES LIKE-

“HOW OLD IS ALL MIGHT ANYWAY?”

AND THEY’RE NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW OLD?

I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!

FUCKING DAVID SHIELD HELPED ME OUT!!!

First thing’s first, I am so sorry about my last post, I was on my last brain cell when I posted it, and I was too excited to do anything other than eat shit… (I mean metaphorically of course)

ANYWAY!!! THIS IS MY REDEMPTION AND APOLOGY!!!

SO! Look VERY carefully at this picture!

Yah see that? That’s All Might’s Data, now before you say, “But it’s future bullshit! How are we supposed to understand their technology if they’re from 20XX?” 

YOUR WRONG!!!!

This right here is his, like what it says on the top left corner, “Vital Logs,” Which all scientists/doctors take for normal check-ups or just to see any significant changes! For example, from top right to bottom right, All Mights RR also known as, Respiratory Rate, since he was using a mask to breathe in, states that he takes in 18.4 breathes each minute, the SPO2, or his Oxygen Rate, is a perfect 99.4, and his ECG/EKG, or Electrocardiogram, is 61.5/m.

Basically, All Might is as healthy as a horse with cancer… I mean- yeah his vital’s are something that any doctor or medical student can dream of- but who wants eternal bleeding and the removal of their internal organs? NOT THIS STUDENT!!!

And O O F that’s just the beginning my friends!!

This isn’t exactly that important? But at the same time, it is?? OKOKOK let me explain the relevance to THIS picture here.

Alright so, we’ve got the Whole Protein and the Albumin; and before you google search what the hell Albumin is unless you know how the body works, don’t bother cause that’s just gonna lead you to a hell of a headache.

So here goes nothing, The Albumin is the main type of Blood Plasma Protein that the body produces, mainly the liver’s job. While the Whole Protein is just how much protein is in his system.  However, All Might had to have some internal organs removed because they were damaged beyond repair no matter how many healing quirks there are in the world.

Now, let me tell you the results of the Whole protein levels, first of all. 

4.8 g/dl meaning 4.8 grams per deciliter. Which is really, REALLY bad, like, bro All Might are you ok??? This kind of also proves my “All Might has a quirk besides One for All” theory, but not by much to be honest, since he’s at this point of the story, unable to go back to his All Might form without vomiting blood, if anything, he could have been practicing using the “mystery quirk” the entire time, but NOPE!!! BODY MASS!!! MUST DEFEAT ALL FOR ONE!!! AVENGE MY SUCCESSOR!!! Ahem, anyway, back on track here- The normal levels for whole protein are supposed to be 6-8.3 g/dl. Which is exactly why I am questioning if All Might is ok- like fam yah need more beef or some shit like that…

The next thing I need to also confirm is the Albumin Levels. Which are 2.7 g/dl. The normal rate for that is 3.5-5.5 g/dl. So he’s… ok? Not really, he’s obviously below the rating, but not as bad as the whole protein levels were.

Fun fact about your’s truly: I’m actually not supposed to learn about these said levels unless I choose the Phlebotomy course at my school. I was planning on doing phlebotomy any way cause it was the most interesting course out of the six courses my school lets us choose, but my parents made me change my course options so instead of Pleb. as my first while Optomology is my second. It was downgraded while Opto was upgraded. So… I guess I’ll try getting my certification another way instead of the school providing it form me???

AND FINALLY THE MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! THE THING THAT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO Y’ALL ABOUT THE MOST!!!

ALL MIGHTS TRUE AGE!!!

LOOK CAREFULLY AT THIS PICTURE!!!! IT’S EVEN IN ENGLISH LIKE THE REST OF THE CHART!!!! IT’S THE REAL-DEAL!!!!

YOU KNOW HOW ALL MIGHT HIMSELF SAID THAT HE HASN’T EVEN TOLD DAVID AND MELISSA ABOUT ONE FOR ALL?? WELL, YOU’RE GOSH-DARN RIGHT HE HASN’T!!! 

TOP LEFT CORNER: S-POW ACTIVITY: ALL MIGHT HAD BEEN CALLING HIS QUIRK SUPER POWER, A CLASSIC NAME FOR A QUIRK LIKE HIS. 

CENTER OF THE IMAGE HAS A CLOSE UP TO THE CHART WITH A GREEN FLAG THAT SAYS SIX YEARS AGO, AFTER THAT, THE ACTIVITY BEGINS TO DEPLETE, INDICATING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALL MIGHTS QUIRK.

THERE’S EVEN A CLOSE UP OF THE DATA!!!

But what we’re going to REALLY look at is the dotted graph!!

Counting up all of the data needed, you can confirm that All Might is 43 years old at this time! BUT!!! THAT’S WHERE SOMETHING CLICKED!! NOT ONLY DOES THE MANGA CONFIRM THAT ALL MIGHT MET DAVID IN AMERICA! BUT, THE CHAPTER WITH ALL MIGHTS HISTORY AND BIO IS REVEALED!! ALSO REVEALING THE INFO THAT HE WENT TO AMERICA TWO YEARS AFTER THE INCIDENT WITH HIS MASTER!!! Blessings to Nana Shimura…

I’m going to use Midoriya’s & Melissa’s age as a reference as I have to be positively sure!! 

The only reason for doing so is because of the amount of data on the chart, which I realized after rechecking the data and realizing that it said 6 YEARS ago- not 23 XD SO! Double checking this again!

Ok, Midoriya is I’m going to say 15 during the I-Island incident. Before any of the shit that goes on during the recent chapters. So by getting rid of 6 years off of Mido’s life, he’s 9 (10 if he’s actually 16 during the incident but I highly doubt it). So let’s use the data above as our reference (like what we’ve been doing for the last few paragraphs). There is also the confirmation thanks to the paragraph that All Might was 18 when Nana had to leave him from this world. (I’m guessing that Gran was at least in his mid-30′s when this incident occurred).

So let’s use 20 as the starting age!!! All Might is 20 years Old at that time, which is also around the time that he meets David! Of course, I’m going to guess that the machine that All Might was hooked onto when they were checking vitals was probably made a year after meeting each other, so that’s 21 at the time. David is probably the same age as All Might, maybe a month or two younger/older. Now! Using Melissa’s current age and of course, getting rid of 6 years of her age, she’s 11. Using that as the number of years that pass by with All Might and David, that takes us to him being 31 years old by that time.

Of course, he’s been back in Japan by that time trying to hunt down All for One, so he’s probably missed Melissa when she hits 11 herself. And Midoriya’s hit 9 by that time as well. So we’re going to use his age at this time and on! All Might finally meet Mido at 14. So that’s adding 5 years onto the age chart. Making him 37. And of course, adding 2 more years if you want to get the exact amount since Midoriya is technically 16 by the time the exam with 1A and 1B hit (damn how many years is it just to finish their first year??? Isn’t that weird? I mean I understand Melissa since this all occurs in the US where, by the time you’re a third year, your like 16-17 years old, I feel yah boo) makes him 39.

Of course, that’s where I had his a roadblock, cause that didn’t sound right. At all, so I decided to go back a bit and using the 9-year difference between the birth of Melissa and his age of 21. I had gotten him right at 30. THAT’S when I had added the 11 years, which had gotten me 41 years old. Then, using the years with Izuku (which is 5 years later), I had gotten him at 46. And that’s just Izuku at 14! Adding the 2 years he now has, that gets our #1 hero at 48

All Might, the symbol of peace, is 48 years old. Let that sink in. 

Sweet Jesus Lord… I feel so brain dead after all of that, do you know how much research I had to do?? Not that much lol I had actually watched the Movie for the first time yesterday at like- Ass O’ Clock. No joke, it was almost one by the time I had finished, then after that, I began my research and went to bed to finish, which I got to finish today after a few disturbances!!

Wow, is this what it feels like to be Midoriya for a day? It- it actually feels a little cool tbh, it’s like I just had the freedom to word vomit all over Tumblr…

ANYWAY!! IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR INTO THE THEORY THAT COULD BE TRUE!! I THANK YOU AND HOPE THIS ACTUALLY MADE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE!!! 

I… I think I need to make some kind of chart or something for this… eh- thats for me of tomorrow… 

Anyway, later!!!

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I like this very much ÙwÚ sounds like something I’d write in a poem

just took this uquiz and they tell you about yourself in the most beautiful way possible and it doesn’t disappoint 🥺

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It’s posts like these that make me wish I can just- save an entire post instead of just screen shots y’know?

Low key I’m kinda bored of and annoyed by the preponderance of works that have Boring If Not Outright Malevolent Angels on one side and Nuanced, Charismatic, And Honestly Not Evil Demons because it just seems like a perpetuation of the idea that good is fundamentally flat or banal or not even good at all, that Goodness is something performed to achieve something else, usually power or control. In fact, I don’t object to nuanced demons so much as the imbalance (only the “evil” side is allowed to be anything approching, well, approachable.)

But then I’m like “well identification with monsters is something that marginalized groups often feel because it forces us to question what is monstrous, so the idea of finding compassion and humanity in those deemed inherently unforgivable is actually very powerful and subversive”

But then I’m like “but is it subversive or is it laziness? It’s hardly revolutionary at this point, it’s like people making children’s toys scary. It’s supposed to have a tension between what something should be (childlike, innocent) and making it wicked. But now it’s so common that dolls are often considered inherently creepy. So where’s the subversion in a creepy doll? There’s none. Where’s the subversion in mean Angels or angels who have no interest in or love for humanity?”

But then I’m like “well but aren’t angels traditionally destroying cities and saying Be Not Afraid?”

And I’m like, again just to myself as I pace my kitchen, “I mean YEAH but they’re also like flaming wheels or whatever, I’m not sure how much these works are genuinely interested in angel mythology”

Then as I make coffee for myself, I think, “angels represent the traditional hierarchy, the traditional Christian dogma, and therefore are stand ins for the authority that we must question”

But then, as I realize we are out of sugar and my coffee is therefore ruined and am thus more susceptible to thinking there are demonic forces at work in this world, I go, “but demons in these stories aren’t systemically kind. They’re just cool. They’re individuals and help individuals if they feel like it. In these stories, there’s no mass concern for all of humanity really.”

And then I conclude, “maybe angels are written cruelly because the world seems cruel and therefore there cannot be a Divine force involved in our daily activities looking out for us. Demons are by their nature doomed to fail which makes stories where they try to do Good have a more natural conflict and also explains why things in the world aren’t better. For if there were angels, a legion of angels, always at work, shouldn’t things be better? But we don’t know how the world could otherwise be. But it seems hard to argue that this is in fact the best of all possible worlds. So demons make an easier to identify with protagonist while also being powerful and having cosmic impact. I believe many stories doing their own take on angels and demons would benefit from truly trying to imagine angels and beings of love, rather than the cold and distant figures I often see in fiction, but I understand the framework behind that conception.”

Then I add to myself, “of course since I’m mostly talking about like urban fantasy, it might also be that people just wanna fuck demons more.”

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“Oh shit for real?!?!” You gasp as you continue to sway in your rocking chair. The staff at the nursing home don’t seem THAT different to you, but then again the coloring sure does look different, and the food tastes a bit better than before. But it’s still porridge, black coffee, fruits and vegetables to you.

“ʎǝs' Y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡’͜͡v͜͡e͜͡ b̆̈ĕ̈ȇ̈n̑̈ 🅷🅴🇷 🇪  ᠻꪮ𝘳 ꪖ𝘴 ꪶꪮꪀg̾ ḁͦs̥ͦ w͟e͟ c҉a҉n҈ r̸e̸m̸e̸m⃠b⃠e⃠r⃠.⃠“⃠

“Huh, that’s cool. Uh, would you mind calling my friend Merlin for me? Oh shoot way or was it Monroe, no maybe it was little Martin jr? Uh hold on.” You continue to mumble a bit to yourself but the nurse in front of you is losing their patience.

“ⓎⓄ𝔲 looʞ l͜͡i͜͡k͜͡ǝ y͜͡o͜͡n,ɹǝ 30 b͜͡u͜͡ʇ y̆̈ŏ̈ȗ̈’̑̈v̑̈ȇ̈ 🅱︎🅴🅴🇳  ꫝꫀr̾e̾ s̥ͦi̥ͦn̥ͦc͟e͟ t҉h҉e҈ m̸o̸m̸e̸n̸t̸ ♪♎︎𓃗𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝕔𝕚𝒍𝑖ᴛ𝔂 ʷᵃᔕ 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘢𝗍ⒺⒹ.“

“Wait- I’m 30?!” The figure dressed in blue scrubs sighs with a metallic note purring from the back of their throat. They mumble what sounds like a forget it and leave you be. “Bye sweetie have a nice night!”

It’s 2 in the afternoon.

You’re an immortal being who’s lived since the start of human history. Thanks to your Alzheimer’s, that’s news to you.

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I wasn’t in the fanfiction.net era bUT I was there for the beginning of the wattpad era where those character interactions began to show on there too. OH WAIT- what about the Japan emoji’s? （＾_＾）(๑>◡<๑)（≧∇≦）( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

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without saying your favorite character’s name, put in the tags a quote said by your fav.

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It took me a while to realize it but...

Merope Gaunt is a terrible cunt I SWEAR to fucking GOD UGH I HATE HER WITH A BURNING PASSION.

Here’s why I hate merope gaunt, a short list yes, but each reason is large:

Merope literally raped a man who didn’t even KNOW she existed, and not like a: “oh you live in little hangleton?” More like a ew a pesant kind.

She decided to name her baby birthed from a one sided relationship after the guy she loved so damn much, and after a relative that gives two shits about the gaunt family members or what’s left of the family.

Again, hint hint losers, SHE LITERALLY NAMED HER SOON TO BE ORPHANED KID AFTER HER RAPE VICTIM!!! INSTEAD OF GIVING VOLDIE A DIFFERENT DAMN NAME OUT OF LOVE, SHE GIVES HIM THE NAME OF THE MAN SHE RAPED LIKE SHIT-

ITS NO FUCKING WONDER WHY HE ENDS UP THE WAY HE IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HARRY AND VOLDIE IS THAT HARRY WAS GIVEN A NAME THAT HAD BEEN THOUGHT THROUGH, AND NOT AFTER SOMEONE WHO DIDNT EVEN LOVE THEM!!!

If anything it’s a literal INSULT Voldemort’s name like- I’m disgusted and ashamed of you merope, and I’m not giving you the afterlife pleasure of hearing your sons name AT ALL!!!

VOLDIE HAD THE RIGHT IDEA HERE PEOPLE!!! If I was named after a rape victim I’m pretty damn positive I’d also change my name to something else and not JUST because it’s a muggle name. Even if he doesn’t know what rape is at that time, because it’s all old school then. Though I’m suprised Tom sr.- no wait yeah no I’m not suprised he’s the way he is, he DID lose a lot of time while he was love potion induced, it’s no wonder why he’s terrified. And a man being raped by a woman? Basically a taboo back then... probably, more like he lost his pride and dignity and his parents were understanding as hell, blame the witch indeed, shit...

Dumbitchdore, I still hate you too, you’re not the cool kid here, you’re not the bigger man, asshole. You LITERALLY know what Merope did and you’re STILL calling VOLDIE by her rape victim’s name?? That’s reaaaaal fucking brave of you asshat.

Harry this is another reason why your not a Ravenclaw, but I’ll let it slide solely because I’m pretty sure no one actually taught you anything about this and I mostly blame the Dursley’s because same kid, I also had to learn about the sex Ed life on my own and not from my parents or relatives.

So yeah, these are the reason why I hate merope gaunt even though not all of them are actually connected to merope. But I think y’all get the gist. I am also POSITIVE most Harry Potter fans have already thought of this but idk if anybody’s said anything about it yet soooo uh here? Use it as a fanfic idea, it’d probably make things easier if it was a little more modern y’know? So that Voldemort can uh, change his name and acknowledge that he may not technically BE a bastard child, he IS a rapists child.

Thanks for coming to my “too early to be alive” Ted talk.

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OK BUT IMAGINE:

CROWLEY’S FAR AWAY OR THEY’RE SEPERATED FROM EACH OTHER AND AZIRAPHALE IS TRYING TO LOOK FOR HIM AND THEN HE SEES THIS VERY FAINT LARGE PINK SPOT OF LOVE AND IT SLOWLY GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER UNTIL IT COVERS HIM ENTIRELY BUT THE PERSON WITH THAT MUCH LOVE ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO HIM AND THEN AS HE SEES THE FIGURE GROW CLOSER HE REALIZES ITS CROWLEY AND HE’S NOW SMILING WIDE AND HE’S TEARING UP AND ALL THAT AND NOW IM TEARING UP AHHHH

Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture. 

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Inspired by Adam’s aura :) Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.

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I- I thought their acc was an actual cook book and now I’m sad...

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You know those cream wheat oatmeal meal thingies?? I made my sister one in a pot today right? It says to boil milk and I’m like “k whatever” I turn the heat up, 10 minutes later and nothing so I’m like “alrighty fuck off then” turn it up to its highest level and I’m telling myself it’ll be fine it won’t boil so quickly...

Not even- a FUCKING MINUTE LATER

IT OVERFLOWS. A SINGLE CUP OF MILK IN A SMALL-YET-LARGER-THAN-THE-AMOUNT-POURED POT JUST SOME HOW FOAMED OVER AND IT TAKES ME ONE WHOLE ASS OTHER MINUTE TO FINALLY REALIZE THAT NO YOU MORON.

IT IS NOT YOUR MOTHERS BITS OF FOOD BURNING ITSELF INTO THE STOVE ITS YOUR SISTER OATMEAL OVERFLOWING IN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE WAY POSSIBLE.

W H A T THE F U C K

MY HANDS NOW SMELL LIKE I JUST SMOKED TWO CIGARETTES. IT REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDMA AND I CANT TELL IF I SHOULD BE GROSSED OUT OR NOSTALGIC.