me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*
me: the suffering begins
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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good
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me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
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Hairs have been cut; Nose has been pierced
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All i wanted was for tom brady not to win...
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me: how am i single
me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*
me: how am i single
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i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him
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Taken from @jeannedamas on Instagram.
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