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As a movie theater employee I am shocked and apalled at this generations lack of an ability to sneak into an R rated movie. Every single teenager I have seen come in here ttys to come in with an R rated ticket and when we switch it out they still try to go into the theater like they don't notice the employees. I even asked a group of teenagers for their IDs to see an R rated movie when they were trying to be slick about it and they said oh we are in 9th grade we don't have IDs. Not that I officially condone it but y'all gotta come in with the PG-13 ticket and go to an R rated theater that is almost empty. I don't get paid enough to care if they do it but they gotta make it covert enough where my manager wouldn't get mad at me for not stopping it.
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they don't got lungs and they ain't shrimp
google's useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore
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Athena striking terror in the suitors with her aegis.
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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.
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I pray that God may have mercy upon me. Why does he shower my feed with unending booties bouncing. I have for the first time in months looked upon the tumblrverse and how am I welcomed back? by bots bouncing booties across the screen I hold in my rotting decrepit handss. they are so great in number I have scrolled so far the flesh has sloughed off my fingertips leaving them raw and bleeding.
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big day!
you should kys, hope this helps!
OH EM GEE!!!! this is a milestone you guys. I got my first death threat on tumblr!!! Quick take a photo to remember this moment!
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recently learned Joshua comes from yeshua which became Jesus so Jesus is a Josh and that makes a lot of sense
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nothing wrong with a little bonus protein

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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ
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Saving for February 1st to see what happens
Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat
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The Mc rib is back?
in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
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