mistamysterystan

[mistamysterystan]

take it! *he waved his hand dismissively* I already made copies of the photos so..

Happy birthday, Stanley.

Happy birthday to ya too, six.

[mistamysterystan]

*he blinked, holding the box in his hands before looking up at him* uh... thank you.. hold on, I actually got somethin too. *leaving the room- what the hell is he getting?*

*he came back, holding wha looked like a book.* I uh.. found a buncha photos and things from when we were kids. Thought ya might want an efficient way ta look at them, or something.

Happy birthday, Stanley.

Happy birthday to ya too, six.

[mistamysterystan]

Happy birthday to the sexiest man alive, I hope you enjoy it☺️

heh, thanks toots.

[mistamysterystan]

Happy birthday, Stanley.

Happy birthday to ya too, six.

[mistamysterystan]

I spent 30 YEARS GETTING YA OUTTA A PORTAL, IM NOT SPENDING 30 MORE GETTING YOU OUT OF A RADIO

[The crackle of static comes through on a nearby device] he-lo

Hello? Is anyone receiving this?

@mothfanatic

*he stares at the radio for roughly 30 seconds, before shrugging* I need ta get my hearing checked.. eesh..

[mistamysterystan]

Dipper can you say fuck

Uh... maybe. For a price.

[mistamysterystan]

I'll pay you $20 to say fuck

How about 50?

[mistamysterystan]

yup, finally become senile cause now the radio is talkin to me

[The crackle of static comes through on a nearby device] he-lo

Hello? Is anyone receiving this?

@mothfanatic

*he stares at the radio for roughly 30 seconds, before shrugging* I need ta get my hearing checked.. eesh..

[mistamysterystan]

HAPPY PRIDE!

YEAHHH!!! ITS GAY MONTH, BIG THING FOR ALL MY BLOGS LETS GO

[mistamysterystan]

..well, I've lost my mind.

[The crackle of static comes through on a nearby device] he-lo

Hello? Is anyone receiving this?

@mothfanatic

*he stares at the radio for roughly 30 seconds, before shrugging* I need ta get my hearing checked.. eesh..

[mistamysterystan]

either you are as dumb as a literal rock, Shermie, or youre a bigger conman than me

"Stanford Filbrick Pines. Do you want to explain to me why the kids seem to think Stanley is still alive!? I understand you're still mourning, but this is too far"

@the3rdpinesbrother

oh... CRAP, DID NO ONE TELL SHERMIE??

[mistamysterystan]

Happy pride month, or somethin. BY RAINBOW MERCH FROM THE MYSTERY SHACK!!

[mistamysterystan]

NOT THE QUEER JUICE

the what

[mistamysterystan]

.

SHERMIE I DONT GOT ALOT ISSUES- I mean- Stanley, didn't.

"Stanford Filbrick Pines. Do you want to explain to me why the kids seem to think Stanley is still alive!? I understand you're still mourning, but this is too far"

@the3rdpinesbrother

oh... CRAP, DID NO ONE TELL SHERMIE??

[mistamysterystan]

I DONT GOT DADDY ISSUES, WHO SAID THAT!! >:(((

"Stanford Filbrick Pines. Do you want to explain to me why the kids seem to think Stanley is still alive!? I understand you're still mourning, but this is too far"

@the3rdpinesbrother

oh... CRAP, DID NO ONE TELL SHERMIE??

[mistamysterystan]

"Stanford Pines, why do the kids think Stanley is still alive?"

@the3rdpinesbrother

oh- what? ohhh, hi shermie. i have uh.. no idea whats up with that. at all. y'know how kids are, their crazy imaginations and all that. they're some real creative kids, y'know. i mean who would ever fake their death and pretend to be their twin for 30 years? thats crazY.. hehegh. heh.

[mistamysterystan]

i did care! Do.. care. Yeah.

"Stanford Filbrick Pines. Do you want to explain to me why the kids seem to think Stanley is still alive!? I understand you're still mourning, but this is too far"

@the3rdpinesbrother

oh... CRAP, DID NO ONE TELL SHERMIE??