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Dirty Laundry (2022—) S04E10 - Who Got Arrested and Detained at Disneyland?

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DO YOU LOVE THE COLOR OF THE DROPOUT? happy pride! 🌈🥰 insp by @deconstructthesoup

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE, EMILY AXFORD IS IN A DROPOUT SHOW THAT ISN’T D20 I DIDN’T THIK I’D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY

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EMILY AXFORD ON DIRTY LAUNDRY I REPEAT EMILY AXFORD ON DIRTY LAUNDRY!!!!

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Tamtawan the SECOND the girls leave: whore time

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imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees

Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife

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pappy’s rules:

life is for livin’ (moved from three to one)

sunsets are non negotiable

when you die, you’re dead

move your body every day

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i love pappy very much

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Brennan: I'm gonna make a little code in a fake language and give them just the tiniest clue of how they might crack it and it’ll be a tantalizing little mystery for them

Siobhan:

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M