mithrilking
mithrilking
Praise Be To Frodo Baggins The Mithril King
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less silmarillion knowledge than an amazon showrunner // hire me, Jeff //
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mithrilking · 2 years ago
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not dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain but a secret third thing (diminish, go into the West, and remain Galadriel)
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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Feel like pure shit just want her back x
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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I’m in Boromir hell once again
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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cursed amazon lotr prediction
the long awaited adaptation of the love story of … a Bear and a Lutheran?
I dunno man, I think that’s what the wiki said. no one said anything about having to read any books when they hired me
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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lord of the rings prequel but it’s just gollum screaming and chasing after the ring like scrat from ice age
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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cursed amazon lotr prediction
there is a non-insignificant romance subplot featuring elrond and galadriel
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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cursed amazon lotr prediction
Ed Sheeran makes a prominent cameo. He does not play a hobbit.
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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cursed amazon lotr prediction
Half of the $465m budget went into ensuring that the star of the lotr films would reprise their role as Sauron
also sauron has a mullet
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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cursed amazon LOTR prediction
Gandalf seeks out the Eagles thanks to an alliance with Amazon Music Unlimited™️
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mithrilking · 3 years ago
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hmm yes, ansel elrond
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