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hi! I don’t know if people even see my posts but, sorry.

I’m out panhandling again. you don’t have to commission or donate to me, but maybe spread the word? thanks

(Context: my mortgage payment didn’t go through when I thought it did and now it’s late and I definitely do not have the money due to medical bills from a recent diagnosis of MS)

https://ko-fi.com/A7453C17/goal?g=0

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Birthday Beers!🍻

(I forgot to post thisss! It's never too late to celebrate though)

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Preta Gil - cantora, empresária e apresentadora, carioca nascida em 8 de agosto de 1974 e faleceu em 20 de julho de 2025

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Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".

Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."

So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.

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"He sought to refrain from looking at her as though she were the sun, but, akin to the sun, he beheld her even without casting his eyes upon her." - Liev Tolstoi

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"If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane."

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That's all I can afford to do

Happy birthday, uncle Travis <3

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-3° no interior do Paraná, às 7h da manhã! Escola onde leciono!

-3° at 7AM, at the school where I teach, in Brazil!

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a writer's nightmare is having the vision for one specific scene for a fic and having to come up with The Rest

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Happy 3 Year Quarry Anniversary which means 3 years OF THEM

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My life is hard rn and one way to get through that struggle is to look at fanarts for my fic series 'A Full Deck' which features 'The Cards We Are Dealt' and 'The Hand That I Hold' respectfully. Artwork tagged with artist above:

@toyrylaartblog

@cbrcbbr

@downydatura

@nikinikori

Leyla who goes by @lolo84223107 on Twitter

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Let’s conclave with mama