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No no stop I lied, put your clothes back on we’re going to talk about how Neil wouldn’t have left Jean if he was a raven first but Kevin did and I’m here to defend him because Neil does not care about his own life if he has to protect someone he cares about and he will sacrifice his own freedom and life for sb, but Kevin is a survivor first, he went through hell and learnt how to stay silent to stay alive, how to be who they wanted him to be, but when the alarm clicked brighter inside him he did what his survivor instinct told him to do and he could not possibly stay back to be emotional support for sb else when he needed to take care of his own life and so he left and it was the best choice he could have made and oh the guilt he has and how dearly he holds Jean in his thoughts… Neil and Kevin are opposite in that aspect in my head (Jean could have begged Neil to leave him and Neil wouldn’t but Jean could have begged Kevin to stay and he wouldn’t) and I’m here to defend Kevin from haters today and always ✌️✌️😮‍💨

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riko after he literally shattered kevin’s hand:

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About criminal records...

Transcribed: ["You're really going to be representing him in court?" "Yeah, why?" "This man has just killed like 10 people" "Oh~ Look who's talking~]

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Jeremy learning about how the ravens tend to have lifelong physical issues and immediately trying to call kevin and neil to tell them to stop night practices because they're gonna die from exhaustion or something oh jeremy :((((((

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island

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Outline of the world by mapping all lighthouses

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I don’t know how to embed a video on here, but this quote so poetically explained a concept I couldn’t put into words.

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this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource

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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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Many people over the years have tried to reform English spelling to make it less of a shit show.

"I can fix English spelling!" Yeah, well, I could make her worse.

All monosyllabic words that rhyme with Through, Cough, Rough, Dough, or Bough will have the rhyming portion replaced with the letters ough.

Hough bad dough yough think English spelling can get? We'll see.