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The more I watch of the "The Quiet Misogyny of Artfight" video the more I fear for the young creators who have seen it and accepted every point without critical thought. Not even just the younger creators, but just other creators as a whole. I can genuinely see this video doing significant damage to the oc and artfight community if it continues to stay public for much longer.

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Finally,,, posting some art

Gently places them down in front of you... This is my dearest blorbo... Please be kind to them because I sure am not /silly

Also their artfight link is under the cut o7

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POINTS. ocs favorite color and meals/food go 🫵

YESSIR o7

There are so many of these guys oh lord...

⚠️ Dr. S. J Telo - I'm preeeeetty sure I decided their favorite color was like a navy blue but I also think I change it every time I'm asked. And their favorite food is chicken pot pie

💐 Emiko - Her favorite color is a green-ish teal (miku color basically) and her favorite food is strawberry French toast

💐 Aimi - Her favorite color is light pink and her favorite food is takoyaki

💐 Yukiko - Her favorite color is purple, lavender and dark purple are her favorite shades. Her favorite food is miso ramen

💐 Tsuru - Her favorite color is yellow and her favorite food is katsudon

💐 Nikki - Her favorite color is sky blue and her favorite food is teriyaki vegetables

💐 Yvette - Her favorite color a scarlet red and her favorite food is red velvet cake

🥩 Nana - Her favorite color is a very light blue-ish gray. Her favorite food is human flesh um what, I mean, curry... Her favorite food is curry.

🥩 Ryo - His favorite color is forest green and his favorite food is kinda shitty, overpriced loaded nachos

🥩 Mai - Her favorite color is entirely dependent on the image color of her favorite character from whatever magical girl show she's currently watching. Her favorite food is anything sweet really, but I'll say cinnamon apple dumplings

🚐 Darcy - His favorite color is whatever shade of lipstick his girlfriend is currently wearing. JK! It's actually a bright red, which also happens to be the shade of lipstick his girlfriend wears most often but it's totally a coincidence,,, His favorite food is a gordita

🚐 Marlowe - Pink is her favorite color! Her favorite food is a sub sandwich

🚐 Leslie - Her favorite color is a pale green and her favorite food is spaghetti allo scoglio (basically just seafood pasta but it's more fancy because it's Italian... ig)

⭐️ Hikari - Her favorite color is a yellow-orange, basically gold color. Her favorite food is tempura shrimp

⭐️ Hinata - His favorite color is blue and his favorite food is hamburger...

☠️ Shiju - Un's favorite color is black and un's favorite food is actually human flesh this time but it's socially acceptable because it's a zombie

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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

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observing creatures of play

i changed their designs like 3 times while drawing this shit. dont do this. i still dont even know what color palette i want for them

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Like to charge, reblog to cast 🙏🙏🙏

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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There is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me

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my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

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whatever. go my noelle

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venmo me $20 and I'll draw your blorbo in this style 😎

(dm me with reference sheet of character if interested, payment will be upfront, I may not respond to everyone as I am shy and this is my first time doing comms, so please don't like spam my dms if i don't respond, lest you get blocked)

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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Funfact! You can improve any male character design by making him sluttier

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Funny little art thing I like to do sometimes. Tested out a new style with meri.

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im artblocked whoopee-😭 so have this atm im gonna go cry now

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Taint Misbehavin’: The Gender-Neutral Tragedy of the Human Gooch

Also known as: “Yes, Women Have Taints Too, Karen”

Let’s not dance around it. Let’s not whisper like this is health class with a priest in the back row. Let’s walk straight into the fleshy Bermuda Triangle and ask:

“Is the word ‘taint’ gender-specific?”

And by the end of this hellride, you’ll be spiritually aligned, anatomically educated, and emotionally compromised.

☠️ What Even Is a Taint?

Let’s get it out of the way:

Medical term: perineum

Street name: taint

Alias: gooch, grundle, the devil’s slip-n-slide, sin canal, the no-fly zone, the forbidden footpath

It’s the stretch of skin between your hoo-ha and your oh-no. Between the exit wound and the splash zone. Between your business and your past due notices.

In medical terms:

“The perineum is the area between the anus and the genitals.” In real terms: “The taint taint your genitals, and it taint your butthole.” Hence: taint.

It’s an anatomical gray area. A biological liminal space. A no-man’s-land paved in skin, sweat, and shame.

🧠 The Real Question:

“Do women have one?”

Yes. Yes, they do. Unequivocally. Universally. Unapologetically.

That smooth criminal between the peach and the portal? That’s a taint.

Whether you’re packing meat or melons, bulge or buffet, beef curtain or bologna pony — you got a taint.

🧬 But Isn’t “Taint” a Guy Thing?

Let’s be fair. The term taint got famous via male-coded locker room vernacular. It traveled in sweaty gym bags next to Axe body spray and bad decisions. It’s been used in:

Xbox Live lobbies

Middle school roast battles

Joe Rogan monologues

Divorce court

Why?

Because it’s hilarious.

Say it out loud: TAINT. It hits like a cartoon punch. It sounds dirty, but vague. You can say it on TV but not in church.

But just because the culture gave the word to men… Doesn’t mean the anatomy is exclusive.

🚺 Let’s Talk Female Taint

You know what else taint the butthole or the vag? That smooth little fleshy runway between the two.

That’s right.

That’s the taint.

Scientifically? Still called the perineum. But culturally?

We never branded it.

Never gave it a nickname.

Never gave it the comedic reverence it deserves.

So what happened?

Society failed the female taint.

📉 Cultural Bias: We Named Everything BUT the Taint

Let’s review:

Boobs: check

Butt: covered

Clit: overanalyzed

Labia: poetic if you're a feminist or an art student

Taint: absolute radio silence

It’s the only part of the female anatomy that hasn’t been objectified, hypersexualized, or used in a Billie Eilish metaphor.

And that’s the tragedy.

We gave the taint to men and let women walk around with an unclaimed flesh strip of mystery.

Not anymore.

💀 Taint Equality = True Equality

The taint is the only body part that:

Isn’t gendered

Isn’t politicized (yet)

Isn’t Instagrammable

Isn’t sacred

Isn’t slutty

Isn’t shamed

Isn’t holy

It’s just… there. Raw. Unfiltered. Indifferent.

And that’s why it’s beautiful.

It taint one thing. It taint another. It’s both. It’s neither. It’s us.

📚 Linguistic Warfare: Other Terms for the Taint (Unisex Edition)

Gooch

Grundle

Fleshbridge

Forbidden Fajita

The No-No Tundra

The UnderCooch

Devil’s Hallway

Sin Sled

Emotionless Alley

The Oathbreaker’s Strip

Let’s take back the language. Let’s name the female undercarriage. Let’s democratize the grundle.

🧼 Taint Maintenance: Because Gender Don’t Matter When You Sweat

Male or female — taint funk is real.

That’s where:

Gym shorts go to die

Sweat turns into regret

Body wash loses its nerve

You don’t need a gender-specific care routine. You need a loofah, some humility, and the knowledge that if your taint smells like old garlic knots, you’re the problem.

🥇 The Taint Test (For Equality Warriors)

Ask any feminist, activist, or gender studies professor:

❓ “Do women have a taint?” ❓ “Can we say gooch in a female context?” ❓ “If ‘taint’ only applies to men, are we guilty of linguistic patriarchy?” ❓ “Can you reclaim your power if you haven’t acknowledged the zone between zones?”

Watch the hesitation.

Because when it comes to taint talk, everyone’s a coward.

Not you.

You’re still reading. You’re brave. You believe in gooch equity.

🤯 TL;DR

“Taint” = slang for perineum, the strip of skin between genitals and butthole.

Scientifically accurate for both men and women.

Culturally, it’s been branded as male — but that’s a lie.

The female taint is real. Untouched. Sacred. Neglected. Powerful.

It’s time to stop acting like the perineum is a gendered mystery.

It taint male. It taint female. It’s humanity’s final frontier.

💣 CALL TO ACTION (You Know What Time It Is)

🔁 Reblog this before someone says “cisnormative taint privilege” unironically 🍑 Share if your gooch deserves more respect than your last situationship 🧽 Screenshot and send to someone who definitely forgot to wash theirs today 🫧 Repost this if you believe in full-body equality — from nipples to Netherrealm

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER (BECAUSE TUMBLR SOFTIES LOVE TO SNIFF DRAMA):

This post is satire, commentary, anatomy education, performance art, literary disobedience, and a goddamn act of bravery. It is protected under U.S. law, natural law, and the sacred covenant of locker room humor. If this offends you, congrats — your gooch is probably neglected. This post does not discriminate. It exfoliates. Take a seat. Open a book. Scrub your taint. We out here equalizing the perineum discourse with no apologies.