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愛 SEE YOU SOON ｡ ENHYPEN AS OKOKOK TO YOUR LALALA ╰—— 𝒍。 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖨 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌? 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋?

【 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐀 】 𖹭 okok boyfie!enha & lala gf!reader ｡ 1OOOwc. establish relationship fluff headcanon ── skinship, petnames ˊᯅˋ CLiCK

다니 ⠀⦂ despite the whole okokok & lalala trend is over .. i wanted to write this for a while hehe (> <) also creds to juni for helping me think of jay's

LEE HEESEUNG

"heeseung," you sing-song, practically bouncing as you cup his face, pressing kiss after kiss to his cheeks, his nose, his jaw—wherever your lips can reach. your giggles fill the space, but he just stares at you, unreadable. no smile, no reaction, just his dark eyes tracing every inch of your face like he’s trying to memorize you. to anyone else, he looks a little… done. maybe even annoyed to a random person. but you know better. “come on, you love my kisses,” you tease. silence. his gaze stays locked onto you, unwavering. “fine,” you huff dramatically, pulling back. “i won’t kiss you then.” but before you can even move an inch away, his arms tighten around your waist, pulling you flush against him. “no,” he says, finally, voice low. “keep going.” and oh—he's so cute.

PARK JAY

"baby!!" you gasp, eyes lighting up as you pull the sleek shopping bag from his hands, practically bouncing on your feet. “you got me the bag? the one i was just looking at?” your voice is all bubbly excitement, and jay just shrugs, hands in his pockets, acting like it’s nothing. “looked good on you,” he mutters, watching the way your fingers trace over the leather, the way that fond little smile tugs at your lips. he never says much when he buys you things, just casual, offhand comments like, figured you’d like it or why wouldn’t i? but the way he watches you, quietly, tells you everything. “jay, you spoil me too much,” you tease, tilting your head at him. he only raises a brow, pretending to think. “well, i could return it…” “no—jay!” you whine, and he smirks. yeah. he loves this.

SIM JAKE

"jake," you whine, dragging out his name as you slump onto the table, batting your lashes up at him. “this is so boring. can’t we take a break and go out?” but jake, ever the focused one, just gives you a look—half amused, half exasperated. “princess, we’ve barely started.” his hand moves to tap your workbook, firm but gentle. “come on, just one more section.” you huff, pouting dramatically, and when he doesn’t budge, you resort to drastic measures—leaning in, wrapping your arms around his neck, peppering soft kisses along his jaw. “please, jake? for me?” for a second, he falters, breath hitching, but then he sighs, resting his forehead against yours. “you’re lucky you’re cute,” he murmurs. but when you start to close the book, he catches your wrist. “after this chapter.” a beat. “...maybe.” and just like that, he’s got you right where he wants you.

PARK SUNGHOON

sunghoon sits beside you, one arm lazily draped around your shoulders as you excitedly ramble about something that happened earlier. he nods along, murmuring soft “mhm”s and “okay, baby”s, completely content just listening to you. his fingers trace random shapes on your arm. mid-sentence, you suddenly cup his face and press a quick, glossy kiss to his lips, leaving behind a faint pink stain. his eyes flutter open in surprise, and he blinks at you before touching his lips. “baby…” he groans, but there’s no real complaint in his voice, only fondness. you giggle, admiring the way his pout deepens, and he sighs before leaning in to kiss you again, just for him to prove that no matter what, he’s always yours. he pulls away with a tiny smirk. “you’re lucky i love you.”

KIM SUNOO

you’re mid-sentence, laughing at something dumb your friend just said, when sunoo’s arm tightens around your waist, fingers drumming absentmindedly against your hip. he’s been quiet for the past five minutes, just sipping his drink and side-eyeing the person you’re talking to like he’s mentally running an evaluation. “are you jealous?” you tease, turning to face him. he scoffs, feigning nonchalance, but his grip only firms. “pfft. no.” you hum, unconvinced, and lean in a little, just to see him squirm. instead, he tugs you closer until your side is flush against his, chin resting on your shoulder. “you don’t have to smile at people like that, you know,” he murmurs. you laugh, poking his cheek. “sunoo, it’s called being friendly.” “mhm,” he hums, still not letting go. “be friendly with me, then.”

YANG JUNGWON

“wonnie,” you whine, dragging out his name as you tug on his sleeve. “i’m so thirsty, but i’m, like, physically incapable of getting up right now.” you dramatically slump against him, batting your lashes. jungwon side-eyes you, unimpressed. “you literally just ran across the room to show me a photo.” “okay but that was important,” you huff. “this is a crisis.” he exhales, shaking his head, but he’s already standing up. “you’re lucky you’re cute,” he mutters, grabbing your water bottle. you grin, watching him with sparkly eyes. “my hot handsome hero,” you sigh dreamily when he hands it to you, fingers brushing his. jungwon just rolls his eyes, flopping back down. “so exhausting.” you giggle, immediately leaning into his side. “love you.” he clicks his tongue but lets you cling to him anyway, mumbling, “yeah, yeah. whatever, princess.”

NISHIMURA RIKI

“told you you were tired,” riki hums, fingers lazily threading through your hair as your head gets heavier on his lap. you stir, barely opening your eyes, mumbling, “m’not tired…” but the way your words slur together betrays you completely. he chuckles, shaking his head. “yeah? then why are you literally passing out right now?” you whine softly, and his hand instinctively settles on your back. “i said go to sleep, baby,” he murmurs, voice softer now, teasing but sweet. you grumble something incoherent, pressing your cheek against his hoodie, and he swears you’re out before he can even make fun of you again. riki stays still, resisting every urge to shift, even as his leg starts to fall asleep. but he only smirks to himself, brushing a thumb over your cheek. “not tired, my ass,” he mutters, but he doesn’t dare wake you.

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YOU(R SHOELACES) ARE PRETTY.

p — PARK SUNGHOON x gn! reader. g — fluff, meet cute. w — swearing, secondhand embarrassment because sunghoon doesn't know how to to talk to cute people. 706 words.

note — park sunghoon is a rizzless loser pass it on. PART TWO. if you enjoy loser! hoon, you might also enjoy this other series of mine.

you only came along with your friends to the skatepark because you had nothing better to do, but now you’re starting to regret that decision because for some reason— while you’re sitting on the stands all by yourself, minding your own damned business because you don’t know how to fucking skate— you’ve caught the attention of six to seven guys who don’t look very friendly.

what the hell? why are they staring? sweat starts to wet your palms as you duck down to untie and retie your shoelaces because their staring was really starting to make you uncomfortable. they look like a group of freaking delinquents. they’re definitely nothing but trouble.

but you regret taking your subtle glances off of them for a second too long because for some god damned reason, one of them started to roll up to you.

you feign ignorance, playing with the laces on your other foot because maybe he isn’t skating to your direction. maybe he’s going to make a turn to the ramps or some shit. maybe he’s just passing by and— of fuck, he’s literally three feet away from you now, and he’s got an ice cold face, and a very terrifying scowl, and he looks like he’s about to curb stomp you three feet into the ground.

he’s leering down at you with his hands in his pockets, posture leaned slightly back and confident. his thick eyebrows are slightly furrowed with a frown that’s housing a lollipop stick. he’s handsome, but he looks like he wants to fight you. he’s pretty, but he also looks like he’d call you a pretty stupid bitch. the kuromi band-aid on his cheek doesn’t make him any less intimidating. he takes out the lollipop from his with a pop!

you wince, ready to piss yourself in fear until you hear him say, “h—hey.”

his voice cracks. you look up.

“i think you’re— i think you—” you failed to notice the red staining his neck earlier, nor the sweat nervously trickling down his forehead. you should’ve known he’d be harmless from the cute bandaid decorating his cheek. all the fear you felt is melted every time he stumbles on his words, every time his cheeks grow increasingly pinker by the second, until he gives up and turns around to yell at the group he separated from to tell them to, “shut the fuck up!”

they’re cheering him on, “you can do it, sunghoon!” you’re more confused than you’ve ever been. 

the guy you assume is named sunghoon snaps his head back down to face you, brows that were once knitted in annoyance quickly scrunching into a nervous jitter and he measures up a smile that matches his confidence— faltering and falling apart. you’re starting to feel bad.

“i just...i just wanted to say that i think you’re really—”

go on, you encourage him with a nod. you can do it. maybe you shouldn’t have tried to help him, because the moment you give him an assuring smile, ten million emotions flash through his face at once— shock, fluster, panic in shades of pink, rose, and cherry— until he ultimately settles with defeat when he sinks his head down with a pair of hands covering his face, but he can’t hide the color tinting his ears.

“i think...your shoelaces are pretty.”

his voice is muffled. he looks like he wants the ground to eat him.

“thank you?”

“no problem.”

sunghoon spins around, puts the lollipop back into his mouth, and kicks the ground once before letting the momentum from the roller skates slide him back to the direction where he came from, but he’s sliding slowly and pitifully enough for you to hear the, “oh god, oh no, i’m so fucking stupid, oh no—” sputtering from his mouth in quiet grumbles and hisses as his friends continue to cheer him on from a distance.

the back of his neck is still searing red. when he reaches his friends you watch as his legs give up and he sinks into the ground with a cry of anguish.

maybe you shouldn’t have judged the poor guy too quickly. maybe he just wanted to tell you that he thinks you(r shoelaces) are pretty.

YOU(R SHOELACES) ARE PRETTY.

© hannie-dul-set, 2023.

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-:“We could be together, forever.” Yearning prompts for your otp:-

By @me-writes-prompts

“Isn’t this what you wanted? For us to be apart and never see each other again?”

“You left and I stayed. You never looked back to see if I was still there.”

“Did you really think I wouldn’t notice you drifting away?”

Person A and Person B were always close, but the closeness was soon questioned by everyone. The question was, what were they? Friends or something more?

Person B having to stay silent about their feelings for Person A because they didn’t want to ruin what they had for what they could have.

“We could be something more than this. Something we both want, something we both feel.”

Person A having to watch the Person B having a romantic partner, while they have feelings for them but they can’t tell them because Person B is happy and that’s what they had always wanted.

“So, tell me, what do you feel for me?” “You know the answer. You know it all.” “I want to hear you say it. It’s now or never.”

“I want us to be…be lovers. Please. I don’t want to hate you. I can’t, I never did, and never will.”

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When getting into arranged marriage with you (plot twist's they begged for that) - Slytherin boys reactions ;

Draco Malfoy

Draco's been pretending to hate the idea of an arranged marriage, acting put out whenever his parents bring it up. But really, he’s been buttering them up for months to suggest you as his fiancée.

When you find out about the engagement, Draco rolls his eyes dramatically and mutters, “As if I had a choice.” But he’s actually sweating a bit and avoids eye contact.

Every once in a while, he can’t hold back his smug grin. “Well, if we have to be engaged, I suppose I’ll just have to make the best of it with the most attractive witch in Hogwarts.”

Anytime anyone flirts with you, Draco’s immediately at your side, reminding them, “You do realize she's spoken for, don’t you?”

One evening, you catch him rehearsing compliments in the mirror. He spots you and quickly says, “You didn’t hear that.”

Matheo Riddle

Matheo pulled some serious strings, maybe even threw in a "It would be a powerful union" line to convince his family to set it up. In reality, he's obsessed with you and just couldn’t figure out how to ask you out.

He’s all, “Yeah, whatever, we’re engaged. Just a family thing, I suppose.” But he’s low-key sweating and stealing glances every two seconds.

He’ll say something like, “Too bad you’re stuck with me forever,” with a sly smirk. But the moment you flirt back, he turns beet red.

Matheo loves acting like he’s doing you a favor by “letting” you marry him. But everyone knows he’s head over heels.

He "accidentally" leaves his favorite snack on your desk or volunteers to walk you to class. If you catch him, he says, “Don’t get used to it.”

Theodore Nott

Theo suggested it so nonchalantly to his parents, acting as if it’s no big deal, while internally he’s already planning how to make you fall for him.

When the engagement’s announced, Theo just raises an eyebrow. “Figures,” he says coolly, as though it doesn’t affect him at all.

Every time you’re confused or flustered around him, he gives a tiny smirk that says, I’m exactly where I want to be.

If you mention being nervous about the arrangement, he’s suddenly all soft reassurance: “Don’t worry. I’m here, aren’t I?”

He'll groan whenever you ask for something, like help with Potions, but he’s secretly thrilled. “I’ll help, but you owe me.” (You never actually do.)

Blaise Zabini

Blaise actually bribed his mother to arrange the marriage—he’s never been this set on anything in his life.

When you tell him about the engagement, he just raises a brow and says, “I knew you’d end up with me eventually.”

Blaise always seems to “randomly” be in your path, casually making conversation, acting like you being his fiancée is no big deal.

If you’re nervous, he leans close and says, “You have nothing to worry about, love. You’re in excellent hands.”

Every time you’re genuinely sweet to him, he tries to keep his cool, but he’s secretly a puddle of mush on the inside.

Lorenzo Berkshire

Lorenzo practically begged his parents to arrange this, but in his defense, he thinks you’re so pretty and shiny as ever and can’t brin himself to ask you out.

He’s practically glowing whenever you’re around, unable to keep his grin in check. He’s got that, “I can’t believe you’re really mine” look.

Offers to carry your books, opens doors for you, always a little over the top. “Hey, it’s the least I can do for my future wife.”

Constantly brings you small gifts, like flowers he found on the grounds or snacks he knows you love. “I thought it looked pretty..just like you."

You tease him once, and he’s a stuttering mess. “Well, uh, I… I mean, you’re alright, too.”

Tom Riddle

Tom didn’t have to beg his parents—he basically made it happen through sheer willpower and persuasiveness. He’s calculated everything to ensure you’d end up together.

When the engagement is brought up, Tom just nods and says, “This arrangement will suit us both.” But his eyes say he’s absolutely smug about the whole thing.

Tom has a subtle way of making everyone around you disappear if they get too close. He’s “just keeping you safe.”

“You’re doomed to spend your life with me. How tragic for you,” he says, but there’s a hint of a smirk that tells you he doesn’t mind one bit.

Tom rarely shows affection, but when he does, it’s in the smallest gestures. A lingering glance, a hand on your shoulder. He acts like it’s nothing, but he’s very aware of every touch.

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엔하 : ex! enha x fmr — crack ❨ warnings ❩ ☁️ suggestive jokes, profanity, death threats as a joke 𓍼 note — hai idk anymore ┆(bookshelf)

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Tragic brow adventures || Slytherin boys+Pansy edition

1.Mattheo Riddle

So, Mattheo walks into your room, strutting like he’s on a runway, and spots you trimming your eyebrows. His eyes light up like he’s just found the key to the universe. “This looks easy. I’ll be the first Slytherin with brows sharper than my wit!”

He snatches your razor with a dramatic flair, flexing like he’s about to perform a spell. “Watch and learn, peasants. I’m about to become Hogwarts’ brow god.”

Fast forward five seconds, and he’s holding the razor in horror, staring at his reflection. “What in Merlin’s name happened? I’ve turned myself into a half-crazed troll!”

You walk in, and there he is, practically hyperventilating. “Help! I look like I lost a duel with a bush!” He gestures wildly, and all you can do is laugh.

“I mean, it’s not that bad,” you tease, and he shoots you a glare. “Not that bad? I can’t even take myself seriously with one eyebrow! I’ll never live this down!”

2.Draco Malfoy

Draco’s lurking in the corner, looking all judgmental as he watches you. “Seriously, it can’t be that hard. I’ve got this.”

He grabs the razor, eyeing it like it’s a deadly artifact. “Prepare for the debut of the new Draco Malfoy—brow edition.”

Next thing you know, there’s a gasp, and he’s staring at himself in sheer disbelief. “What have I done?! I look like a deranged gnome!”

You find him in front of the mirror, hair tousled and brow half-gone, practically whining. “This is a catastrophe! I can’t show my face at breakfast looking like this!”

When you chuckle, he narrows his eyes. “It’s not funny! I’m going to be the laughingstock of the whole school! Someone get me a potion to fix this disaster!”

3.Theodore Nott

Theo spots you trimming your brows and thinks, “How hard can this be? I’ll just take a little off the top.”

He grabs the razor, looking way too confident for someone who’s never done this before. “I’ve got this; I’m basically a grooming expert now.”

A few seconds later, he’s staring at his reflection in horror. “Uh, wait a minute. Where did my eyebrow go?”

When you find him, he’s staring into the mirror like he’s just seen a ghost. “I’m going to be bald on one side of my face! What will my mother say?”

You can’t help but laugh at his panic, and he huffs in response. “This is not amusing! I was trying to look good for once, and now I look like a horror show!”

4.Blaise Zabini

Blaise casually strolls in, glances at you, and thinks, “This looks simple enough. I’ll give it a go.”

He grabs the razor with a nonchalant attitude. “I mean, how hard could this possibly be? I’m practically a wizard stylist.”

Fast forward to him standing there, eyes wide as he realizes he’s just created a bald patch where his eyebrow used to be. “Uh-oh. This is a problem…”

You find him staring at his reflection, scratching his head. “Well, this is awkward. Did I just invent a new trend? Because I don’t think this is going to catch on.”

You can’t help but chuckle, and he shrugs. “Okay, maybe I should stick to just being naturally good-looking instead of trying to be a beauty guru.”

5.Lorenzo Berkshire

Lorenzo sees you grooming and hesitantly thinks, “Maybe I should try this too? Just a little touch-up, right?”

He takes your razor, looking like he’s about to perform a very dangerous spell. “This can’t go wrong… can it?”

A few seconds later, he realizes he’s just completely removed one of his eyebrows. “Oh no, what have I done?”

You find him standing there with a deer-in-headlights look, practically on the verge of tears. “Please tell me this can be fixed! I can’t walk around looking like this!”

You laugh, and he blushes. “Why do I always make these choices? I just wanted to look decent for once!”

6.Pansy Parkinson

Pansy struts into the common room, eyeing your freshly trimmed brows. “I’m totally going to steal your look,” she declares, armed with your razor like it's a wand.

She goes in for a little trim but somehow ends up with one perfectly shaped brow and a completely bald patch on the other side. “This is fine, right? I’m starting a new trend,” she insists, batting her eyelashes with the one brow still intact.

Draco walks in and freezes. “What happened to your face?” he exclaims, looking like he’s about to faint. Pansy just smirks, “Oh, you’re just jealous that I can rock the one-brow look better than you ever could.”

Not one to back down, Pansy grabs your eyeliner and goes full goth. “Who needs brows when you can have dramatic eyeliner?” she shouts, striking a pose. “I’m practically a work of art!”

After a solid five minutes of her trying to convince everyone that her look is “totally intentional,” she finally concedes. “Okay, fine, help me fix this disaster,” she says, trying to hide her laughter.

7.Tom Riddle

Tom, always convinced he's the best at everything, sees you shaping your brows and thinks, “I could do that.” He snatches your razor, ready to show off his “skills.”

He trims a bit too much and suddenly has half an eyebrow. “Perfectly executed,” he declares, admiring his reflection like he’s just won a Quidditch match.

Draco storms in, looking flawless. “What are you doing, Riddle?” His eyes widen at Tom’s disaster. “You look ridiculous.”

Tom shrugs, trying to act nonchalant. “It’s a new trend. You wouldn’t understand, Malfoy.” He strikes a pose, clearly feeling superior.

Draco’s face turns red with envy. “Why do you think that looks better than mine?!” he snaps, crossing his arms dramatically. “You just look confused!”

"Shut up before i turn you into a ferret"

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Farting divas || Slytherin boys+Pansy edition

1. Draco Malfoy

Draco will turn beet red the moment it happens, his eyes wide as if the world is ending. “Did you hear that? Of course, you did. I mean, obviously it wasn’t me! It was a... uh... curse from the Forbidden Forest.”

He’ll try to play it cool but ends up dramatically fanning the air. “What is that smell? Someone must have stepped in something foul. Poor creature!”

You can expect him to blame it on someone else. “Pansy, did you eat those questionable potions again? You really should know better!”

If you laugh, he’ll throw his hands up, claiming he’s just “testing the acoustics” in the room. “You see, sometimes you have to make sounds to enhance your presence. It’s an art.”

When you tease him about it later, he’ll huff and say, “You wouldn’t be laughing if you were a pureblood.”

2. Theodore Nott

Theo’s casual demeanor makes it all the more shocking when it happens. One moment he’s all charming, and the next—oops! He’ll just blink at you, clearly flustered. “Did that just happen? You’re imagining things. I’m too cool for that.”

He’ll give you a sheepish grin and say, “Guess that’s my body’s way of expressing itself. I didn’t know I had such talent!”

To recover, he’ll lean in closer and whisper, “I was testing out a new spell that’s supposed to... uh, release tension.”

If you can’t stop laughing, he’ll roll his eyes dramatically. “It’s not funny. Just think of it as me being more down-to-earth.”

Later, he’ll slip you a note that reads, “Sorry for the unexpected performance. Next time, I promise to keep the sound effects to a minimum.”

3. Blaise Zabini

Blaise will try to play it off like a cool guy, but when it happens, he’ll immediately look shocked. “Did I just create an unexpected atmosphere? Must be my dangerous charm at work.”

He’ll pretend to be all smooth, saying, “I guess my cologne really is intoxicating.”

If you laugh, he’ll flip his hair back and say, “You’re just jealous you can’t pull off such mature humor.”

He’ll casually mention, “If this were a performance, I’d be winning the Best Sound Effects award. Just you wait!”

And when he sees you still laughing, he’ll smirk, “At least I’m not boring, unlike some Gryffindor wannabes.”

4. Tom Riddle

The moment Tom accidentally lets one rip, you can almost see the gears grinding in his brain. He’ll turn to you, deadpan, and say, “That was clearly a trapdoor malfunction.”

He’ll try to maintain his icy facade, but the slight blush creeping up his cheeks gives him away. “How vulgar. I must have been cursed.”

If you giggle, he’ll raise an eyebrow, clearly flustered. “Why do you find this so amusing? I’m simply not a person who farts.”

When you tease him about it later, he’ll act all nonchalant. “This is what happens when you spend too much time with lesser beings.”

But if you keep bringing it up, he’ll huff and say, “I guess even I can’t always be charming. Consider it an anomaly.”

5. Lorenzo Berkshire

So, Lorenzo is this super shy guy who’s basically a walking ball of anxiety. One day, while you’re all chilling, he lets one rip.

The moment it happens, it’s like time freezes. He looks at you wide-eyed, like a deer caught in headlights, and you can almost see the “Did that really just happen?” thought bubble above his head.

Before anyone can react, he just bolts. I mean, it’s like he’s training for the Hogwarts Quidditch team. “I didn’t fart, it was the wind!” he shouts while running out of the room.

After a solid five minutes of laughter, he finally comes back, but he’s so red you’d think he’s auditioning for the role of a tomato in the next Hogwarts production.

“Hey, so... um, that wasn’t me, it was the goblins in the walls,” he tries to play it cool, but you can tell he’s a total wreck.

When someone brings it up later, he’ll be like, “You guys, I’m trying to establish a fart-free reputation here.” He’s totally serious about it too!

If you tease him, he’ll dramatically put his hands over his face and go, “Why do I even try? I can’t show my face in public again!”

And if you really push it, he’ll whisper, “Okay, fine, you can tell people I farted... just don’t mention my name. Let’s just say it was someone else--say it was Draco!"

6. Mattheo Riddle

When Mattheo accidentally farts, he’ll look like he just discovered the meaning of life. “Did I just… wow. That was... something.”

He’ll try to be all brooding but then break out laughing. “Well, I guess I’m officially the coolest guy in Slytherin now.”

If you laugh, he’ll smirk and say, “You’re lucky to be in my presence. Not everyone gets to witness my natural charisma.”

When you tease him later, he’ll act all grumpy. “You think this is funny? Just wait until I let one rip in front of the whole school!”

But then he’ll lean closer and whisper, “If you tell anyone, I swear I’ll make sure you regret it... in a funny way.”

7.Pansy Parkinson

You’re chilling in the Slytherin common room, and out of nowhere, Pansy leans in to spill some gossip.

Just as she gets to the juicy part, you hear a quiet fart. It’s sneaky and totally undetectable—except by you.

You can’t help but smirk, and when she notices your reaction, she raises an eyebrow. “What’s so funny?”

You casually say, “Oh, I thought I heard something. Must’ve been the wind.”

Pansy looks horrified. “Wind? In a castle?”

Just then, Draco, who’s been napping on the couch, suddenly stirs. “What’s going on?”

“Nothing!” Pansy snaps. “But someone just let one rip!”

“I’m literally sleeping!” Draco grumbles, looking confused and half-asleep.

Pansy points at him, “Exactly! It must be your rotten egg breakfast coming back to haunt us!”

You can’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.

Draco just groans, “I can’t even defend myself when I’m asleep.”

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How they flirts(and failed miserably)||Slytherin boys+Pansy edition

Draco Malfoy

Thinks he’s the next Casanova but ends up sounding like a confused goblin

“So, uh, do you like... um, Quidditch? Because I’m really good at, uh, flying. My dad says I’m practically the best!” Can we get a round of applause for the confidence?

Compliments are his specialty, but they always have a catch.

“You look almost decent today. Did you borrow that robe from someone who actually has style?” Thanks for the backhanded compliment, Draco!

When trying to impress you, he ends up revealing his biggest weakness: pumpkin juice.

“Did you know I can drink two gallons of pumpkin juice in one sitting? Impressive, right?!” You’re definitely setting the bar high for romance!

Ends every conversation with an exit so dramatic it could win an Oscar.

“Fine! I didn’t want to discuss feelings anyway!” And he slams the door like he’s in a soap opera.

Mattheo Riddle

Wears a leather jacket and tries to act cool but just looks like he’s auditioning for a rock band.

“Your beauty is like a rare potion... uh, that I can’t quite brew, so I’ll just stare at you awkwardly” So smooth, Mattheo.

Serenades you with his guitar, but it sounds like a banshee wailing.

“Close your eyes and pretend it’s beautiful! I’m going for the ‘hauntingly tragic’ vibe”

Gets lost in his own metaphors, and you’re just there, confused.

“You’re like a unicorn in a world of goblins—magical but also, like, why are you here?”

Acts all tough but is secretly a marshmallow.

“If you ever need someone to cry with during a rom-com, I’m your guy... but only after I finish this pint of ice cream”

Theodore Nott

Sweet and shy, but when he tries to flirt, you can’t tell if he’s asking for directions.

“Hey, I just wanted to say, uh, your eyes are, um, really shiny? Like, super shiny-Not like my shoes, which are just... well, shoes.”

Blushes harder than a tomato, and you can practically see the steam rising.

“I was totally not staring at you! Just, um, observing the ceiling.It’s very... ceiling-like.”

His flirting attempts are like a train wreck; you can’t look away.

“Would you want to... um, go to Hagrid’s hut? It’s, uh, cozy and stuff.Maybe with, like, butterbeer?”

Tries to show off his magical skills but ends up summoning his own sock instead.

“Look! I can do magic! Uh, wait, that’s my sock. Let’s pretend that was planned”

Blaise Zabini

Struts around like he’s in a muggle music video, but his pick-up lines are straight out of a 90s rom-com.

“You must be a Quidditch player because you just scored in my heart! Or maybe that’s just the butterbeer talking?”

His flirty banter is so cringe, you wonder if he’s doing it for a laugh.

“If you were a potion, you’d be Amortentia... because you smell like my grandma’s old perfume, which is kind of nostalgic mama”

Thinks he’s mysterious, but really he’s just a goofball in a cloak.

“I’m like a dragon; I can breathe fire! But don’t worry, I only use it on enemies... and the occasional snack”

Gets distracted mid-flirt, and you’re left wondering what just happened.

“So, you’re like really pretty, but have you seen my new broomstick? It’s, like, super fast! Like me... when I’m late to class”

Tom Riddle

Tries to act like he’s from a gothic novel, but really, he’s just a dramatic puppy.

Compliments from him are rare and sound like he’s reciting an ancient curse.“Your hair... it’s... um, not terrible. I suppose it suits you.”

When you trip or drop your books, he doesn’t rush to help; he just raises an eyebrow, and you can practically feel the frostbite.

“You should really work on your coordination. It’s quite pathetic, really.”

Thinks he’s being suave but is really just awkwardly intense.

You’d think he has a heart of ice, but there are moments when he catches you looking at him, and a flicker of something soft flashes in his eyes.

“What are you staring at? It’s not like I’m the best thing here. There are better things—like this book I’m reading.”

His idea of romance? Bringing you a cursed object and telling you, “It’s dangerous. Just like me. But I thought you’d appreciate the thrill.”

“I’m not trying to be charming. This is just who I am. But... you can keep the cursed object if you want. No strings attached.”

Pansy Parkinson

Flirts by roasting you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire.

“Oh, you think you’re cute? Sweetie, even my house-elf has more charm than you”

Compliments sound like they’re laced with sarcasm and glitter.

“You look fabulous today.Did you finally figure out how to dress, or did you just lose a bet?”

Has a way of turning every flirtation into a playful fight.

“I dare you to ask me out. Or are you too scared? I won’t bite... unless it’s dinner”

Always has a backup plan and can pivot her flirtation to pure chaos.

“If you don’t want to date me, that’s fine! I’ll just set you up with Draco. Good luck with that; he’s secretly a ferret”

[mizimuse]

Siblings Circus || Slytherin boys+Pansy edition

1. Draco Malfoy

Draco is literally the sibling who cries over spilled pumpkin juice.

You take the last of the cereal: "Are you trying to starve me?!"

Every tiny thing is a full-blown disaster. Got a higher grade than him? "You’re sabotaging me!"

He’s always snitching to your parents: "Father will hear about this... and so will mother, the house-elf, and probably the entire Wizarding World."

You can’t even argue with him because he ends every fight with, "It’s because I’m the older one!."

You: "Draco, it’s literally just socks."

Draco (clutching his pearls): "You wouldn’t understand!"

2. Theodore Nott

Theo never argues, but you’ll suddenly get in trouble for things you didn’t even know he noticed.

You: "How did mom find out I skipped Potions?"

Theo (smirking while reading a book): "Don’t know. Must be magic."

He’s also the king of saying nothing but judging everything.

You: "Do you ever clean up after yourself?"

Theo (with a shrug): "Do you?"

When you try to argue, he just gives you a single eyebrow raise and goes back to his book like you're not worth the oxygen.

3. Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo is the sibling who wakes you up at 3 a.m. with: "Let’s duel, right now."

He’s constantly getting you into trouble and laughing while you suffer.

You (dodging hexes): "Can you calm down?!"

Mattheo (grinning like a maniac): "Nah, this is fun!"

If something breaks, it’s 100% his fault, but somehow, you get blamed.

You: "Mum’s gonna kill us!"

Mattheo: "You mean, you. I’m innocent."

He lives for chaos and will start fights just to see how mad you’ll get. "Bet you can’t throw a better hex than me."

4. Blaise Zabini

Blaise acts like nothing in the world bothers him, but somehow you always end up doing his chores.

You: "Why am I cleaning your room?"

Blaise: "Because you love me. And also, I bribed you with chocolate frogs."

He never panics—even when everything is falling apart.

You (freaking out): "Mum is going to flip out when she sees this mess!"

Blaise (not even looking up): "Nah, that's a you problem.'"

He’s also impossible to prank.

You (trying to hex his shoes): "Why aren’t you reacting?!"

Blaise (yawning): "Because I saw this coming an hour ago."

5. Lorenzo Berkshire

Lorenzo is that sibling who can be half asleep, totally unprepared, but still smarter than you.

You: "Did you study for the test?"

Lorenzo (yawning): "What test?"

Yet somehow, he always aces it. It’s actually infuriating.

You (gritting your teeth): "How do you keep getting top marks?"

Lorenzo (shrugging): "Dunno. Gifted, I guess."

He also never gets up on time, and you end up dragging him everywhere while he’s still half asleep.

You (knocking on his door): "We’re late!"

Lorenzo (muffled): "We’ll be on time… eventually."

6. Pansy Parkinson

Pansy’s the sibling who’s always borrowing (aka stealing) your clothes and claiming they look better on her.

You: "Is that my sweater?"

Pansy: "Yes, but let’s be honest, I pull it off way better."

She’ll also sass her way out of every chore and somehow get away with it.

Mum: "Pansy, why aren’t you cleaning?"

Pansy (smiling): "Because I’m delicate and chores are bad for my complexion."

She’s the type to start drama, then sit back and watch it unfold while sipping tea.

[mizimuse]

Classroom Shenanigans||Slytherin Boys+Pansy Edition

Draco Malfoy

Draco struts into class like he's walking a runway. The way he flicks his robes dramatically when he sits down makes you wonder if he's practicing for some wizard fashion show.

He’s constantly bragging about his family in Potions class, but then messes up his potion every time. Somehow, it always ends up exploding.

You: “Maybe stop talking about your father’s Ministry connections and focus on not blowing up the classroom.”

Draco: "I’m sure Father could fix this."

Spoiler: Father doesn’t fix it, but Professor Snape does. Begrudgingly.

Theodore Nott

Theo’s the kind of classmate who’s just too mysterious for his own good. He speaks in riddles and barely gives you a straight answer.

You: "Theo, what’s the answer to number five?"

Theo: "Ah, the answer lies within the mind."

You: "I swear, if you don’t start speaking in full sentences—"

Snape: "10 points from Slytherin for interrupting."

You (whispering): "Look what you did!"

Theo just smirks while flipping through his textbook as if he didn’t just ruin your day.

Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo is the ultimate class clown, always trying to one-up everyone with some ridiculous stunt.

Mid-lecture, you get a note from him that says, “Bet I can make a frog appear under McGonagall’s desk without her noticing.”

You: "Mattheo, no—"

Next thing you know, there’s a loud ribbit under the desk, and McGonagall’s glare could melt steel.

Mattheo (whispering): "Worth it."

Blaise Zabini

Blaise is the definition of unbothered. He’s always reclining in his seat like it’s a throne, casually twirling his quill while everyone else freaks out about the upcoming test.

You: "Aren’t you even a little worried about the exam?"

Blaise (without looking up): "Worrying is for peasants."

Five minutes before the exam, he somehow manages to pull out a perfectly organized set of notes that look like they belong in a museum.

You: "Where did you even get those?!"

Blaise: "I’m resourceful. You should try it sometime."

Lorenzo Berkshire

Lorenzo is the master of sleep, yet he somehow answers every question right while half-asleep.

Professor Flitwick: "Mr. Berkshire, can you tell us the counter-charm for Levitation?"

Lorenzo, still with his head down: "It's Wingardium Leviosa, Professor."

You (whispering): "How did you even hear that?"

Lorenzo yawns and shrugs, as if sleeping through class and still being a genius is no big deal.

He’s also always late with the weirdest excuses.

Lorenzo (arriving 10 minutes late): "Sorry, I was being chased by a rogue Hippogriff."

You: "That’s your excuse today?"

Lorenzo: "At least it wasn’t a Blast-Ended Skrewt this time."

Pansy Parkinson

Pansy’s the gossip queen who never stops talking. Halfway through a lecture, she’ll lean over and start spilling the latest drama.

Pansy (whispering): "Did you hear about Daphne’s new robes? They’re so last season."

You: "Pansy, I’m trying to take notes."

Pansy: "Oh please, like you care about this lecture."

Spoiler: You totally don’t, and by the end of class, you’re both laughing about something completely unrelated to school.