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"Ok but why are there no forcefem doms?" There are, its disgraced former NY governor Andrew Cuomo

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Fuck vshojo holy shit

TL;DW - Vshoho stole the money from Ironmouse's last subathon. They owe her an undisclosed amount and over HALF A MILLION DOLLARS TO THE IMMUNE DEFICIENCY FOUNDATION

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just checked the first channel and there's like ~150 spongebob episode review videos, a piano arrangement for a song from spongebob, a 3k subscriber special... and that 2h arcane video

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

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It’s still funny to me that multiple times I’ve seen cis gay men go to gay nudists camps and getting so mad they saw naked fat and trans men that they go on twitter to rant about how the gay nudist camp didn’t fit into haram fantasy where everyone at the camp was their type and wanted to fuck them.

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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong

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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

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As if there weren’t enough ways to post to Tumblr, look what Marco got working.

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hey tomato sencho mind if I put you in the tomato wiggler

no please do- o Oo O o Oo oaA a a A aw AW aw a W a w AW aw A

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"you can't headcanon ralsei as a trans girl because he's feminine and that's stereotyping" and "you can't headcanon susie as a trans girl because she's masculine and that's stereotyping" are statements that were dreamed up by people who really don't want you to think of any characters as transfem. for some reason

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attack its weakpoint for massive damage

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My favorite wikipedia article that exists only in ukrainian is an article listing physical fights in the ukrainian parlament (screenshots are translated with google translate for your convenience), broken down into "reasons for the fight", "participants", "development of the fight" and "results of the fight" like it's MMA. Wiping a tear, i love this fuckass country

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Do you not see why people believe astrology tho??

so i'm a custodian.

whenever someone does something cool like shit on the bathroom floor or get blood all over a toilet, i have to close the bathroom down by blocking the doorway with a CLOSED sign.

this sign is big and bright. it says CLOSED in four languages and has a do not enter symbol. it completely blocks the doorway. the only way to enter is to look directly at the sign and either move it or climb over it.

almost every single time i shut down a bathroom so i can suit up and clean a biohazard, someone will enter the bathroom with a dead-eyed, slack-jawed expression and try to wordlessly walk past me to use a stall.

and every single time, i have to block their path and say, "this bathroom is closed. there is one directly down the hall, marked by signs. please leave," and they either try to argue that THEY specifically should be allowed to use this one, as if they are god's most special little guy, or express shock even though they, again, had to contend with the CLOSED sign to enter.

often, i am standing there in the middle of cleaning up bodily fluids having to firmly repeat myself. they always leave angry or confused.

anyways, you clicked this button to send me an ask about astrology: