moanawanderlustau

[moanawanderlustau]

Please reblog this if it’s okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven’t reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you

[moanawanderlustau]

Loto: they?

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Moana: ...yeah, that happened...

Maui: is the kid okay?

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Maui: eh, Nalo just doesn't like anyone who reminds him that he's not the most powerful being in existence, so naturally, I threaten him.

Loto: you have been his last priority every time he's tried to kill us.

[Moana snickers.]

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Moana, teasingly: well, from what i know of Nalo... it's fifty-fifty.

Maui: oh come on!

[Mini-Maui marks off a point for Moana.]

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Maui: I got nothing. your world is crazy, and not in a good way.

Loto: oh, Moni and Kele got a ride back to Motunui after the whole Motufetu thing. Moni needed an audience to which to tell stories and Kele was, um...

Moana, fondly: kidnapped. We accidentally kidnapped him.

Maui: apparently it was Loto's fault.

Loto: and i maintain that I was given unclear instructions.

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Moana, faintly: ...what.

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Moana: oh, you know, why is a child involved in conflict with a storm god, what do you mean this isn't the first time she died, how is she still alive, why are you grown instead of me over there, things like that.

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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Moana, sounding a little strained: ...I have. Questions. But yes, I have a younger sister, also named Simea.

Maui: wait, you have a sister?

Moana: yep.

Maui: a baby sister.

Moana: well, she's probably... three-ish, by now?

Maui: so were either of you ever going to tell me this, or was i just gonna find out by visiting Motunui?

Moana: uh-

Loto, unapologetically: probably the latter.

[Moana sighs deeply as Maui gives her an affronted look.]

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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//same to you

Moana: ...is that?? a toddler me?? visibly scarred???

Loto: fascinating... I can't say I recognize that sort of scar pattern.

Maui: it's a lightning scar.

Moana, warily: ...why does other-me have lightning scars?

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

[moanawanderlustau]

Maui: great, other usses..

Simea: I hope Moana doesn't go berserk like last time.

On the waters of ???

Maui: oh fun, alternate universe shenanigans.

Loto: *delighted gasp* there's alternate universes? And you didn't tell me?

Moana: *glancing between the other crew and ???* Right. Okay. Uh, you guys wouldn't happen to like fighting storm gods, would you?

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[moanawanderlustau]

the crew is now at the waters of ???

Maui: this again. Yay.

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the heart of the clam

Moana: ...yeah. we... we did find her... living space, I guess?

Moana: she... definitely wasn't exaggerating how long she's been here.

[Moana looks faintly ill. Her crewmates notice.]

Loto: there's no sign of recent activity, though. Not even bats, and they definitely roosted nearby.

[Maui sighs.]

Maui: c'mon, let's go use the magic basement portal to find Matangi.

[Moana perks up slightly.]

Loto: actually, I think the portal of the gods was in the clam's-

[Moana snorts as Maui holds up a shushing index finger in Loto's face.]

Maui: I don't wanna know where it is, just how to get there.

Loto: oh. Right.

[Moana shoulder-bumps her.]

Moana: I wanna know what part of the clam it's in.

[She shoots a smug look at Maui, her hand tangling with Loto's.]

Moana: I mean, it's not like I'm squeamish.

[Maui flips her off without looking back.]

so guys, how’s the clam?

The Clam

Moana: so far... empty.

Maui: which means Matangi is out of the clam and doesn't need to be rescued.

Loto: or she's avoiding us.

Maui: and doesn't want to be rescued.

Moana: no, no, she said to defeat Nalo, and then we could talk about getting her out of here. Something's not right here.

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so guys, how’s the clam?

The Clam

Moana: so far... empty.

Maui: which means Matangi is out of the clam and doesn't need to be rescued.

Loto: or she's avoiding us.

Maui: and doesn't want to be rescued.

Moana: no, no, she said to defeat Nalo, and then we could talk about getting her out of here. Something's not right here.

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they're at the clam.

Let's hope Loto knows enough about clam anatomy to keep them from getting lost forever.

[moanawanderlustau]

on the canoe

Maui: annoyed, yet unsurprised. Mini-Maui has a thing for trying to knock me down a peg, so of course he likes Sassypants over there.

hey Maui, what’s your favorite insane thing you’ve done?

on the ocean

Maui: officially, it's raising islands. Nice and visible - always a crowd-pleaser.

Maui: off the record - and never, ever tell anyone I said this or I will throw you in that giant clam for eternity - it's befriending these guys.

Maui: but you didn't hear that. Got it?