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women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

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your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

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can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

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Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

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"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that's actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

It's never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don't.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think "this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour" and let it go.

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Friendly reminder

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Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature

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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

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if thousands of conservatives could quit bud light over making a SINGLE can with a trans persons face on it, you can quit chic fil a for them donating millions to anti lgbtq groups and harry potter for being written by the face of TERFS.

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British identity crisis

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This is the sign to piss yourself.

It doesn't matter how long you've been holding or if you don't need to go or how close a toilet is. Piss yourself until you can't anymore.

You need to remember what it's like to let loose. The warmth of your piss running down your legs.

Piss yourself right now.