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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by dredging the sea floor for sunken detritus

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i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it

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just saw someone call d-cups small. in what world

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JERK SESH = COMPLETED

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BREAKING: the Cleveland Guardians have accidentally left Andrés Gimenéz behind while running to catch a morning flight to France. He is now alone in the house and has to defend it against two hapless burglars.

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can everybody be quiet im working on my tma au where everything’s the same except theyre american now

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BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop. BREAKING: the Boston Red Sox have just been trapped in a time loop.

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this is how we grow the sport

update: let baseballers swallow bigcorp whole

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sometimes a family is an old lady and the horse she swallowed to catch the cow and the cow she swallowed to catch the goat and the goat she swallowed to catch the dog and the dog she swallowed to catch the cat and the cat she swallowed to catch the bird and the bird she swallowed to catch the spider and the spider she swallowed to catch the fly and the fly (i don't know why she swallowed the fly)

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fundamentally i am a petty and mean-spirited person who is also a chill, laidback guy. basically everything is cool with me except for the fact i am irritable and hold grudges. so i’m kind of a weird standoffish dude but yeah i think i’m pretty approachable and friendly

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