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me everyday fr

too tired to get out of bed too awake to go back to sleep

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Hmm, I changed my mind. I wanna stick around so I can annoy chibi more. After all, you have been the only one who can change my mind about suicide <3

Haiiiii chuuya did you miss having multiple dazais around? Because I sure did miss annoying multiple short little hatracks~

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Other Dazais..? His highness is already insufferable enough

I don't get paid enough for this

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Heyyyy mori-san pay me too? After all, a student like me definitely needs the free extra payment!

[woo!! officially starting :D]

hello, heelo! for all of your enjoyment, i have scheduled some paid time off. about 5 days worth if youd like to know!

For those five days, we will be taking a trip to the US!

how exciting!

i've taken our private planes so that we dont need to use public transportation and we can get there quicker. [also less expenses..]

But we seem to have a few extra seats, @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency would your subordinates like to come along?

[hello friends, throw your characters on some planes i cant wait to see where this goes!!! :D]

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wheeeee, I cant waitttt! I've been dying to go to america since forever!!! I wanna see if there's any effective suicide methods there- I meant if uhhh the burgers there are any good?

...I suppose I am ready to board, but I have a question. Who'll get in trouble if I've snuck in a few rats into the luggage?

the planes are here!

is everybody ready to board? everyone have their luggage in check? snacks?

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Thanks no thanks then, I'll just go and search for another painless suicide method if chuuya isnt willing to do me a favour, ughhh.

Haiiiii chuuya did you miss having multiple dazais around? Because I sure did miss annoying multiple short little hatracks~

-@modernzai

Other Dazais..? His highness is already insufferable enough

I don't get paid enough for this

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[ooc- OMGG this seems like sm fun i hope yall dont mind me jumping onto the bandwagon- i meant the flight :) ]

ooc

hihi hello friends i have decided to start a fluff event bc im always bored in some form and there is a lot. of angst. as of late. [thursday-monday, 5 days, enjoy <3]

in basis, similar to the last fluff event it’s everybody going someplace

aaaand you lucky people, that! place! is! america!!!!!

[mostly bc i saw an interaction between lovecraft and kenji about a particular biden fanart and found it hilarious and laughed whenever i thought about it for a week]

sooo pack your characters into some planes and explore everything the great americas has to offer. does somebody board the wrong plane and offload in new york instead of florida home alone 2 style? who gets caught in tourist traps? who’s about to threaten the crying baby on the plane? who’s stopping them from killing the baby? who is the crying baby? et cetera!!

also! pls use the tag #bsd america trip [very creative, i know] so we can all interact w/ eachother

ill make the post introducing and starting the event tommorow, probably 7am est. but that doenst need to stop you, anyways feel free to start now if you want i’m not stopping you <3

also reblogs to spread the word are great ty <33

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That is the height of cruelty, chibi! How could you hate any dazai?!

Chibiiiii, I'm borrrrred

What am I supposed to do about it?

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You're not denying it~ And no I will never shut up ^_^

Hey, this is interesting, is Chuuya himself admitting thats he's a short lil chibi?

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Shut up you stupid mackerel.

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So you ARE admitting that you're too short! Also, if you chop my head off, will it be a quick and painless death?

Haiiiii chuuya did you miss having multiple dazais around? Because I sure did miss annoying multiple short little hatracks~

-@modernzai

Other Dazais..? His highness is already insufferable enough

I don't get paid enough for this

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I am so grateful for the vacations because I can just lock myself in, throw myself on the couch with blankets, and zone out for x number of days right there, staring at the wall, and no one will be there to question it.

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I- Wow. I see....

you're not exactly wrong tho-

OCC: heyo! I am having a whiteboard today! Feel free to pop in, draw something, say hi to me if you wish, or ignore this whole thing! Only things I need to point out are: put tags next to your art, and also DM me on here whether or not I can post your art on my OCC account/actually Jynx one! The link to it is in my pinned post

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Is that a bad thing...?

OCC: heyo! I am having a whiteboard today! Feel free to pop in, draw something, say hi to me if you wish, or ignore this whole thing! Only things I need to point out are: put tags next to your art, and also DM me on here whether or not I can post your art on my OCC account/actually Jynx one! The link to it is in my pinned post

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Now now, no need to be so violent chibi~ Can you even reach me from down there?

Haiiiii chuuya did you miss having multiple dazais around? Because I sure did miss annoying multiple short little hatracks~

-@modernzai

Other Dazais..? His highness is already insufferable enough

I don't get paid enough for this

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yeah you bet I'm going crazy with how many mes are out there I'm losing count

eh more troublemakers I suppose..

If Nathaniel doesn't accept my love an affection, I will hire a witch, and make a love potion so he will love me. Or kill all potential suitors, I'm not sure yet!

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Hmph rude. You're such a meanie. No fun whatsoever.

Haiiiii chuuya did you miss having multiple dazais around? Because I sure did miss annoying multiple short little hatracks~

-@modernzai

Other Dazais..? His highness is already insufferable enough

I don't get paid enough for this

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Ouch, chibi is so mean! Could you not spare a kinder word for me, hatrack?

Haiiiii chuuya did you miss having multiple dazais around? Because I sure did miss annoying multiple short little hatracks~

-@modernzai

Other Dazais..? His highness is already insufferable enough

I don't get paid enough for this