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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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#Love him

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Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

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Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

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btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted

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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

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let's struggle to dine with mama

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My dad decided to tell my very catholic family that I'm on tumblr (I'm cooked)

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“Surrender Donald” – Gay activists rally outside Trump Tower in New York, protesting the city’s tax breaks for luxury real estate developers while thousands of people with AIDS sleep in the streets. Oct. 31, 1989

via reddit

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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I couldn’t help but think of this post when I was drawing the first/last piece lol

Also, I didn’t plan to add the necklace until the last minute, but I just really want something screams DINLUKE on him so I took the design I saw in the fic Crash and Burn. A mudhorn inside the Mandalorian iron heart.

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Still thinking about the absolute conviction with which Billy Dee Williams gives his answer.