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What weenie say about Mondo?!

Weenie want get smashed?!

[[ When a muse’s dislikes include tall people

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HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY MR. PORKFEET

OP OP OP OP

OPPA DANGAN STYLE

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP EATING PORK MEAT

OP OP OP OP

OPPA DANGAN STYLE

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TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF SWAG NIGGA GOT MY PIPE GOT MY SNOOPALICIOUS BUD I'M GONNA GET SO BAKED IT'S GONNA BE LIKE WOODSTOCK ONLY WITH SWAG BRO SO MUCH SWAG THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SHAKE A STICK AT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE BAKED LIKE DR. FUCKING DRE ON 420 IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME AND BEFORE I GO I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL YOU BUSTAS AGAINST THE LEGALIZATION OF CRYSTAL WEED, YOU FOOLS ARE FUCKING WIGGITY WIGGITY WACK LIKE GEORGE COSTANZA.

"Is this thing they call recurring joke?!"

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"Halt, mortal! I, Gundam Tanaka, have an important message to pass unto you!”

"And I refuse to let you scroll past this submission until you do!"

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Mondo get ENFJ.!

wait

Mondo Ahogeenie?!

MONDO LIFE UP TO NOW BIG FAT WEENIE LIE!!!!!

MBTI Chart for Dangan Ronpa

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SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED

"…Mondo going close browser now."

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HEY YOU STOP I WANT DO DO THINGS FOR YOU WITH MY MOUTH

Did I get your attention? Good!

I’m going to be hopping off to finish homework and then go to class, but when I get home I’d like to screw around with the telephone effect a bit more, so—

Please drop me asks/fan mail of voicemail messages you want me to record!

Address who it is for (IC or OOC) and who it is from

I would greatly prefer for anything IC to stay within the Dangan Ronpa fandom/DR OC fandom as I cannot keep up with other fandoms and will probably have no idea how to voice other characters

Unless it’s Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. Give me Yami Yugi or Kemo lines any day of the week. (Especially Kemo)

If you want me to voice female characters keep in mind that they will probably sound like this.

SFW or NSFW, I will record it without hesitation!

Bonus points if you make me send silly voicemails from Gundam Tanaka to anyone.

I’ll probably pick and choose the top 20 or 30 I want to do if this gets that much attention and record them individually. The rest will all be recorded onto one file without the telephone effect.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Okay, I've been here for three minutes-- back to the Mystery Mobile!

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*hugs you* "Hey! Long time no see!"

"Oh! It’s a Mi! But not Mario!"

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Apparently Mondo has something called "MondoMedia" and made a show called "Happy Tree Friends". I recommend you watch it. ((I DO NOT RECOMMEND ANY PERSON WATCH IT))

"A show called ‘Happy Tree Friends’? It must be something about education and friendship with such name!! I shall look into it!"

[ONE EPISODE LATER]

" D o.. .n.ot……w.a.tch….t.h…at……s.h.o..w…………. "

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Ey Mondo, Mondo Italiano~

This Mondo jam!

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NO WEENIE ABLE STOP MONDO FROM SMASH, NOT EVEN KYOUDAI WEENIE

NO SMASHING IN THE FUCKING HALLS

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I FUCKING STOPPED LISTENING TO THAT GUNDAM THING AFTER "ZETSUBLOWJOB" GOOD FUCKING BYE

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Yooooooooooooooooo

Juvia/mondOSMASH

"O-o-oh! Anon-Kun. Y-You’ve figured it out. UGUUU~~~. I hope senpai notices me~. " 

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My amazing new necklace set came today!

First of all, you can buy it for only $18.59 on eBay! You get eight different pendants with a chain so you can swap and try out different necklaces. It’s basically eight necklaces for under $20.

The pendants are

Neptune’s Deep Aqua Mirror

Mars’s Crystal Change Rod

The Pink Moon Stick

The Moon Stick

The Kaleidomoon Scope

The Spiral Moon Heart Rod

Mars’s Star Power Stick

Uranus’s Space Sword

It’s worth every penny!

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herd u talkin shit

Daiya Oowada's scandalous secret

"Oh My God I Love The Cheetah Girls" said daiya oowada seductively as ishimaru and mondo walked into the room. "bro dude what the fucky?" said mond Daiya Screamed so loudly that sometjing in another house fell off of a shelf ishimaru was like “I dont understnad who are the Cheetah Girls” ishimaru was really confused he doesnt understand pop culture mondo gets Very Heated Up and says “Daiya man you have to explain this” and daiya was like “Oh MY GOD” and he shoves the screen to mondos face “LOOK AT THEM! THEY ARE SO INFLUENTIAL” and mondo scream THEYRE SETTING UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR YOUNG FEMALES! they get in a big argument and throw things and ishimaru is sitting there playing a Game Boy “Mondo darling how do i Catch a Pokemon”

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No worry. Mondo still think weenie okay.

I JUST GAINED LIKE 3 FOLLOWERS IN THE SPAN OF 5 MINUTES DID SOMEBODY PROMO ME?