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Dear every TV show,

I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over

    Sincerely,          Your fans 

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Are we in the clear yet?

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Hi Uncle Jensen!!

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thanks bro…

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# MeWatchingSupernatural  

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New Silent Hill By Hideo Kojima & Guilleromo Del Toro starring Norman Reedus 

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Gif Hunt: Ian Somerhalder!

I own nothing at all, to include these gifs.

Like if you use ‘em because it makes me happy.

Count: 140 (ish)

More links: 1 2 3 4*

The fourth link is a master-post of epic proportions. I give up. You’re blind if you need gif hunt help for this dude. 

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Thank You, I needed this.

OH MY GOSH, YOU CAN TRANSLATE THE ARTICLE?? OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS!!!!!!!

I CAN BUT I CAN’T READ EVERYTHING BECAUSE THE FONT IS TOO TINY AND THERE’S LIGHT REFLECTING OFF IT I AM SO UPSET I NEED TO READ *DIES*

Key things you need to know that are in the article (not necessarily literal translation because Chinese is incredibly difficult to translate literally into English):

Giving 100% to acting Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles has brought to live American TV’s most charming hunter.

Onscreen and off-screen, this man [Dean Winchester] garners as much respect/reverence as he does, because Jensen Ackles has done what an ordinary man could never have achieved.

They say awesome things about Jensen at his first meeting but I can’t read it because ugh I need better resolution

And then they talk about how being [basically] ‘naturally exquisite/beautiful’ fits so perfectly on Jensen. 

And they wax lyrical about how while Jensen isn’t like a hungry ambitious man, he has within him a sort of effortless grace and wisdom that is the key to his success.

Jensen Ackles is just that - a man of simplicity. His [again] easy, effortless grace and wisdom ‘belies’ (sorry I’m not a professional translator) the perseverance that has brought about his accomplishments - perseverance that is simply too demanding for others. He is like a magnet - with force of attraction and repulsion - never unduly captivated by being in the limelight, and refusing shallow flattery.

BASICALLY THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH JENSEN AND ARE NOT IN THE LEAST BIT SUBTLE ABOUT IT.

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I’m dying

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We are not so different.

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

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Dean + recurring themes [2/4] ↳ Music

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