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Being Married to Gabriel Van Helsing would involve

Most devoted husband in the history of devoted husbands.

Not kidding, that guy idolises you, you are his new religion.

Reading together, a lot of reading together or him reading while you lay in his lap or you reading in his lap while he reads over your shoulder. You always have to be in his lap, it's mandatory.

You will move to an abandoned farm deep in the woods that Gabriel will restore to make it a home for you two.He doesn’t allow you to leave your property if he’s not with you, not because he’s a controlling man, Heavens, no; on the contrary. He knows very well the kind of creatures that lurk in the shadows and he doesn’t want you to be denfenceless. All the surrounding perimeter is covered in talismans and religious amulets to ward off the forces of evil.

To not make you feel trapped, Gabriel makes sure that at home you always have everything you could possibly need or desire: a huge library, a garden for your medicinal herbs, and a bit of cattle to feed yourselves.

The land extends long enough for Gabriel to release his repressed lycan instincts without hurting you in any way, not that he would willingly hurt you. He just doesn't want to take any risk.

Gabriel sometimes has to leave for weeks or even a month for hunting jobs or Chruch assingments. When he returns he is barely able to keep his hands off you. He’s the kind of guy who’s grumpy the entire trip because he misses his partner. Carl wastes no time teasing him about it which only dampens his mood even more.

He is counting the seconds till he goes back to you. He has no patience to heal or rest while he’s away from you, more than once his stitches have come undone becase he wanted to go back to your care as soon as possible and couldn’t stay still for more than five minutes.

Once he has arrived home and you have managed to fully heal all his damned reopened wounds, he will follow you around like a lovesick puppy. Helping you with your chores as much as you’ll allow him to.

You cook together. It took him very long to learn about the basics of cooking, given that being a man who is nearly always on the move has barely had the chance to eat a proper homemade meal. Now he craves them.

Long walks around your property with your arms linked, that's the real stuff.

I think he has never considered bringing children into this world, but with you, everything was different. He couldn't wait to start a family with you, either through pregnancy or adoption. His wolvish side was howling with joy at the thought of you raising his pups.

My original Shayla, I think if there's really someone to blame for my monsterfucking bullshit it's him (among many others)

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Unbreakable Bond Tyler Galpin x Fairy!Reader

Wednesday season 2 looks promising, I'm glad it was renewed although waiting three years for eight episodes and having the season cut in half seems a bit too much for me. I remember watching it for the first time and really enjoying Uncle Fester and Tyler as characters, honestly I was so annoyed that they were doing the classical love triangle between boy next door and bad boy that I didn't see it coming. If I write for this fandom and character, given that in canon they are still teenagers, there's not going to be any smut, just yearning, pining, and twisted obsession (I'd like to practice more with those topics)

My first time writing for this kind of fandom so here we go.

Summary: He's always there. In your nightmares. They boy you loved, the monster he was. It's a bond you never seem to be able to cut. It keeps you awake at night, it haunts you during the day. Escaping him was never an option.

tags: fairy!reader, as gender neutral as possible, no use of Y/N, a little bit of angst, implied dark!Tyler, trauma, brief violence, slight canon divergence (ie: Wednesday knows Tyler is the Hyde before they kiss), little spoiler(?) for season 2A, no happy ending.

Divider by @bloodibambiidoll

The nightmares never stop, neither does the heartache.

It must be the twentieth time you have tossed and turned in your bed that night.

You knew how you must look in the mornings. Your skin pale and dry, your shiny iridescent wings lacking their usual brightness, and there is no amount of makeup that can cover those eye bags.

You needed proper rest. Everyone has told you thousand of times. But somehow you're always too scared to go to sleep and too sleepy to keep awake, always dancing in some twisted tightrope between Dreamland and reality.

Because he's always waiting for you in your dreams.

Tyler Galpin.

Even his own name fills you with dread and heartbreak when there was a time it filled you with joy.

You had started dating Tyler last year, against all of your friends warnings. Somehow your mind was unable to associate the sweet and shy barista with the ruthless monster everyone seemed to remember him as. You always liked to see the best in people, and if he said he wasn't the same guy he was before, why would he lie?

If things gadn't gone to hell in the most spectacular of ways, you would still remember your time together fondly. Your days had been filled with laughter, cute romantic dates, bad jokes, and endless talks about books. Your relationship looked straight up from one of those romance novels you had always been so fond of. It was a walking dream. Tyler was attentive, charming, with a boy next door aura that made you swoon and he never judged you for your origins, in fact, he seemed marveled at you.

Despite being what you would call the literal incarnation of sunshine, Tyler also carried a deep sadness hidden behind those eyes that only came out when he thought you (or anybody else) weren't looking. But you always did notice, how could you not? He was as important to you as you had been to him.

Or so you had thought.

Wednesday Addams' arrival to Nevermore revolutionized the school like no event had ever done. She had this kind of magnetism hidden behind all her gloominess and antisocial behavior that you couldn't help but be lured towards her darkness like a moth to a light.

But just like you had been attracted, so did Tyler. You wouldn't lie and say you hadn't been bothered or jealous of their sudden closeness that surprisingly Wednesday seemed to reciprocate. You weren't that kind of person, you wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. Yet your heart broke everytime he chose her over you, everytime he looked at her with an intensity that was never directed towards you.

And when you finally caught them kissing in that tomb, you realized that no matter how much you had loved, the same amount of love would never be returned. No matter how desperate Tyler got, or how Wednesday's stony expression softened if just a tiny little fraction. You wouldn't stand there and be taken for a fool.

Now you were sure that had been Wednesday's own twisted way of protecting you. Of telling you to stay away from a killer, a monster; before you ended up as his next victim.

There was no salvation for Tyler Galpin as he rejoiced too much in what he did, with and without being mind controlled.

You will alway remember the morning you were told about it, you almost didn't believe it, didn't want to believe it. It took you nearly being killed at the hands of your beloved for you to finally see the light.

It was pitch black, the slight reflection of the moonlight in your wings was the only source of light as you and Enid dashed through the forest. Your wings felt numb from the overexertion but that glimmer of hope that Wednesday was wrong, that all of it was just a misunderstanding kept you pushing forwards.

How wrong you had been.

In a clearance, there he stood. Tyler, your (ex?)boyfriend, the Hyde. Waiting as if he was already expecting you. Maybe his eyes widened a little at your unexpected appearence, but maybe it was too dark and you were under too emotional stress to see clearly.

"You shouldn't be here." He had simply stated. Enid took the liberty of answering despite you being certain that sentence had been directed at you.

There are little things that you remember from that fateful night before passing out. Pleading with thim, trying to reason, and his bored look at your pathetic attempts. If his fists clenched when you mentioned having to fight him, you pretended to not notice.

Tyler transformed into the Hyde without a second thought, as if your words had barely reached him. You did your best trying to keep him distracted while Enid transformed, but there was little a non confrontational race could do against the homicidal rage of a Hyde.

Yet you didn't stop talking, trying to reach him. Trying to see if the boy you had loved had been just a lie. Grasping desperately to that tiny spark of hope-

You remembered a sudden flash of white hot pain running up and down your spine when the Hyde grabbed your wings with an iron grip and squeezed making you howl in agony. You also remembered telling him how delicate and important wings were to your species as he reverently touched them months ago. And then, you didn't remember anything else because he slammed your head hard against a tree and knocked you out.

The sunrise catches you sitting in your bed, looking through the window. In half an hour you will have to start getting ready for your day, despite wishing no more than crawl into a hole for the rest of your days. Your wings twitched in pain, a surly reminder that no matter what, your thoughts should never go back there.

But they always did.

Even after everything, after you swore up and down that you would never forgive him and didn't want to see him ever agian, he remained in your thoughts. There was an invisible pull that always lead you to him. It was impossible to escape.

One day, maybe you'll be brave enough to face your fears in the face and move on. One day you'll be able to fly free from your memories and your broken heart.

But as you are pulled to the side by Wednesday and Enid and watch the severity on their expressons. You don't need to be clairvoyant to know what they are going to say.

"He has escaped."

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metal gear fans when they see an unsucked cock

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Venom shows us how to be a lifeguard!

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gay parasite

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He wasn´t wrong tho...🤭

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Daredevil: Born Again (2025 - ) 1.01 - 1.02 + text posts

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still not over that robber calling matt oliver twist

even hes like "a blind irish orphan lawyer with a catholic martyr complex? isnt that a bit much?"

and he doesnt even know about the "magic ninja vigilante and also a slut" part. matthew murdock: character of all time

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fumbled another case

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Matt Murdock dating a therapist and still refusing to go to therapy is probably the funniest thing he's ever done

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to be quite honest with you, daredevil born again could be 5 seasons of civilian lawyer matt murdock dealing with legal issues in the marvel universe and i'd watch every single episode with no complaint. his lawyering scenes were entertaining enough BEFORE we branched out into the wider mcu; now we have a higher capacity for matt saying ridiculous comic-book bullshit completely straight-faced in a courtroom, and i would legitimately adore just a whole played-straight legal drama show of matt defending random vigilantes. matthew murdock ace attorney or some shit

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-insert funny conversation here- type shit

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Been a really long time since I've watched Daredevil but I do remember coming away from it feeling like it presented a pretty compelling internally-consistent moral justification for the vigilante thing. You're not planet-crackingly powerful, it's just that you can hear, in detail, every awful thing your neighbors are doing to each other, every night that they're doing it. You can't not know and you can't pretend not to know and when the kid tells you the next day that he just fell down the stairs you can't fall back on the provided ambiguity to absolve yourself of your responsibility to act. Semi-relatedly, you're really really good at martial arts. Start the clock

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Little doodle of them from my ear-infection induced all-nighter

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Logan Howlett is so very ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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OKAY

but consider, tired dad logan who fucks the shit out of you after the kid(s) are finally put to bed. you're both exhausted from the day of work and parenting- but you both need some relief. solution? logan shoving your face into the mattress as he rails you from behind for 3 hours past yours and his bedtime. will you both be even more exhausted tomorrow? yes. is it worth it? also yes.