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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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"Pride is not a party"

Yes the fuck it is, stop being a baby

Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.

If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.

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MURDERBOT 1.05 "Rogue War Tracker Infinite"

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Sinners dir. Ryan Coogler | 2025

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SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul

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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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so it turns out that the ship stuck in the arctic that appears in guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is worked on by matthew betts, hms terror's #1 groupie, historical consultant to the terror (2018), and author of THAT book, you know the one. insane, incredible, we keep winning!

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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨

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wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

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STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 5.21 | Soldiers of the Empire

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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection