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Have you ever been rejected by a guy? If your answer is either yes or not this blog is for you. Recently a CANADIAN guy sent a proposal to my friend. Please focus on the word CANADIAN since it was the only interesting thing about that otherwise very mediocre guy. As a typical brown family, everything went normal his family X-rayed my friend from head to toe and his sister in 2 hours only talked about herself: a narcissistic sister of a narcissistic brother.

A few days passed and then a few more days and they rejected my floofy friend saying they need a girl with a COMPUTER SCIENCE major while my friend is a microbiology major! HUH! Did that guy’s single brain cell stop working when her mother told him about my friend’s studies beforehand or is he just stupid? Anyways that dumb sack wanted a CS major girl so that she can make software with him! well, I am pretty sure that girl is only gonna make an ass out of him.

Hearing about all this I felt sad and sadder for that guy and wished him the worst

May he pee his pants in front of his crush!

May his jaw get stuck on a dentist appointment!

May he feel the need to fart in a group and shit his pants!

May he hot glue his pp to his ass!

May his card get stuck in an ATM machine!

May his eye drops be replaced by Elfie!

We aren’t petty just expressing his dumb decision. He being an illegal national as well as ugly and short-heightened, so short that his height and his dick have a difference of only a few centimeters. His hip bones practically touch grass when he walks. I am pretty sure his mom gave him birth with her legs closed.

Well, I saw his picture and he looked like a horse who had sex with a mule and tried to abort the baby but couldn’t so a premature birth. His head was the only part of his body that was big rest of him looked like a stick figure. He body says gay but head says pedo!

#IAMNOTANGRYIAMJUSTFRUSTRATED