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[mono-dontidae]

Hiii love ur angst piece! Just wanted to ask if you could separate the sentences a bit? Its really hard to focus and read the words when they’re just one block of text like that- it’s a bit overwhelming/overstimulating! (No pressure!)

omg i think u read my mind cs idk how to make it look better either it kindof ticked me off 💔 ill use this critique to greatness anon, now i have an excuse 😛

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random hc's

c/w: they're either stupid or weird. mostly brainrotted. i made this half past 2 in the morning so it's not proofread.

a/n: im taking a bit of a break from angst to write this cause i can't keep being depressing 🥀

pairing(s): bokuto, hanamaki, nishinoya, lev, suna, matsukawa, atsumu, akaashi x !gn reader

bokuto

- type of guy who has burping contests out in public and loses

- he'd swoop in to kiss your cheek but trick you into letting him lick you instead

- randomly recites brainrot while doing a simple task (ex: *washing the dishes* "..tung tung tung.. sahur.....")

hanamaki

- "are you deaduzz 🥀" while making the most obscure and soul-grippen shocked face ever

- istead of complimenting you like a normal person, he'd hit the 👅 emote like crazy

- his ringtone is unity by thefatrat

nishinoya

- would dutch oven you, no hesitation

- if you asked him if he did something he wasn't supposed to do he'd go, "whaaat? that's crazy, my 6'7 self would never do such a thing!"

- if he'd fake calling in sick to class, he'd have some fuckass reason (ex: "absent. reason: has ligma.")

lev

- he laughed super hard one time and farted on accident and proceeded to hit the choking emote out of embarrassment

- type of guy to say 'ow' at anything whether it hurt or not

- if he has cold hands, he'd place them under your shirt and onto your waist to giggle at you when you shriek

suna

- everytime he compliments you, he'd talk to an invisible camera (ex: "chat, was that W rizz?" "chat, don't clip that" "chat, was i nonchalant about it?" "complimenting the huzz at [insert time] challenge, gone right")

- ragebaits kids on roblox

- used to make sad bart simpsons edits back in the day

matsukawa

- "oh, so you hate me?" when you say no

- randomly breaks out into song when he feels like it no matter what (ex: *3 mins in having a conversation* "ain't itttt fuuuuunnnn~?" *continues like nothing happened)

- would annoy you on purpose when he's losing an argument by repeating what you said in a nerdy voice (ex: "[insert sentence] headahh 🤓🤣")

atsumu

- would post about how he hates periods & his collection of feminist literature

- corny tryhard insta captions like, "got me feeling myself like i lost my keys" "call me inertia cos i got dat motion"

- tells osamu "dont pmo" "bruh youre so kevin 💔" "ts so buns" when osamu can't serve for shit

akaashi

- would tell you a random fact and wait for you to go, "really?" just to tell you "no lmao"

- type of guy to type "🧯" to guys who type "🔥" in your insta comments whenever you post smth

- wears a weezer shirt in public

gurt: yo

[mono-dontidae]

You gotta make an aftermath part bc HOLY SHIT YOU WERE COOKING, like Yaku’s part had my jaw dropped (especially as a Yaku lover) but yeah you gotta make a part 2 to this.

thanks anon, i write all of these quarter to midnight so i get extra nightmare fuel 🔥 i luv yaku (and especially timeskip yaku 👅) i might not make an aftermath cs i like being evil & leave shit be 😛

[mono-dontidae]

say it

c/w: pointing out insecurities (everyone except kenma cause i dunno how kenma woukd make point an insecurity out), cheating (just kenma), pure angst no fluff, not proofead

a/n: no lev because i love lev he could never be mean!! haha!! (im running out of shit to write pls recc me a school or 3 ppl to continue this idek)

pairing(s): kuroo, kenma, yaku x !fem reader

kuroo

you weren't the brightest. but you certainly weren't dumb. you just needed a little help with your studies. however, you were amazing at other things; sports, curricular activities and communication pursuits. kuroo admired how determined you were at trying to be better with your studies though. the way you'd do your best to help your other classmates with things neither you understood. he caught himself smiling at the sight of it. maybe that's why he loves you so much. all up until one day, it's been a particularly hard day for him. training's been horrible and you just kept bugging him for a study date. "does it have to be me? i'm sure you could ask like.. kenma or something", he asked you, trying to contain his annoyance. you refused, wanting your boyfriend to help him. you felt more comfortable around him and you feel that spending time together was a good idea. he thought otherwise. "fuck, can't you just get the hint? i'm fucking tired. why can't you be like [girl's name]? she's pretty, funny and smart. you're just a good face with no thought behind it. just get the hint, okay? it's real fucking annoying.", his words harsh and blunt. he couldn't think. "what? don't be petty, tell me directly 'no'. there was no need to compare me with her anyways.", you replied back, hurt. you didn't mean to act so persistant on it. "you're almost worst than lev. it's embarrassing enough to have a girlfriend who's shitty at school, like, why're you here in the first place?", he laughed almost, seemingly twisting the knife. he walked away while you just stood there, insecure.

kenma

"pfft.. haha..", kenma kept smiling as he texted on his phone. you were both eating a bento you made at a park, afterschool. he hasn't had a single bite yet and making conversation with him was impossible. "mm.." "uhuh" "yeah." "crazy." "oh?" "ah." was all he ever replied back with his eyeballs staring at his screen, his fingers making a longer sentence than his mouth ever could. "oh, for fucks sake.", you finally spat. you snatched kenma's phone away, getting him to finally look at you. "what're you doing? i'm talking to a brick wall here ken, what could be mor-", you paused as you looked at what the contact was saved as. "honey ♡". a heart? are you serious? "ken? what in the fuck is this?", you got up, angry and fuming. understandable honestly, who wouldn't be? "oh. that's.. uhm", he darted his eyes to the side, unable to answer you. ".. an online friend..", that answer of his only filled your rage. "no friend would ever be thought to be named 'honey' with a heart, ken. what the hell, what gives? i thought we were good, what's up with this?!", you asked him, confused. you sounded desperate for an answer from him, a boy who's always of few words. "i don't know. she's always been.. available. she plays all the same games as me, likes the same anime's as me and always been interested in what i like.", he said, matter of factly. you placed his phone onto the banch you were both sitting on a bit too harshly. "and what, that justifies you to just cheat on me?! you could have just broken up with me!", you stepped forward, now facing infront of him. this was all so stupid. "you and i have never been in the same intrest bubbles. she's more fun. you're boring. she's cool about anything too, you're super uptight. i just stayed to make you pleased i guess. i don't know.", he replied half-assed. it's almost like he was never bothered. almost like you never mattered. you were just another person to him and he kept the lable going to delude you of happiness. how embarrassing it must be to be so unaware.

yaku

you were cool, tall, charming and apart of the nekoma female volleyball team. it's how you and yaku met in the first place. deep down, you weren't as masculine or stoic like how you seemed on the outside. you didn't dig your stereotyoe much and hid how you were girly, sweet, nice and overall being pretty feminine knowing it didn't suit you. your height and athletism has been an insecurity and always wanted to be "pretty like other girls". obviously, you both got stared at in school or public by the height difference and such but it never mattered. or did it? "hey, suke? you wanna have lunch later?", you appoached him in class that morning, happy to see your boyfriend. he looked a bit startled when you approached his desk. he looked up, seeing you tower over him. you were a foot taller but you didn't mind being taller than him. however, yaku has always been insecure of his height. lately the teasing of his classmates and team has gotten to him. "oh, hey. no thanks, babe. i'll be eatingg with the guys today.", he replied curtly. you felt a bit dissapointed but you still festered a smile. you handed him a packed lunch. "alright. here, then. i made you something.", it was cute, floral patterned wrapping cloth containing a little surprise note you wrote inside. "oh. thanks.", he stared at it. you waved him goodbye before walking to the other side of the classroom to your desk. later at lunch, he walked to the class next door where kuroo, kenma, fukunaga, yamamoto and inuoka were. they waved him a hello as he approach, your bento in hand. yamamoto pointed it out first, "yo, your little girlfriend made you lunch? oh, wait. you're the little one, sorry!", then laughed and the rest followed. "pfft, lay off him. we all know height doesn't matter. but how's being the girlfriend, huh?", kuroo barked next. the rest laughed once more, irritating yaku more. he sat, unveiling the lunch. your note was his last straw, 'hope u love this, honey! lot's of love, y/n. p.s, i made sure to cut the crust off your sandwich this time!'. "nevermind!! she's just your mom at this point, man! haha!", yamamoto laughed as he peeped at the note. he got up angrily and threw the bento onto the floor. "look, it's not my fault my girfriend's a freak. she's tall as shit and theres nothing i can do about it. she can't even be girly 'cause let's face it, it'll never suit her. she chose me 'cause i'm the only person willing of taking her. no dude in the right mind would date her; you're right, she's a boyfriend at most! i shouldnt've even dated her from how embarrassing it is!", he rambled as the class was silent. then there you were, in the doorway watching. you were just walking past the class to head to the canteen and he was exploding before your eyes. everyone looked from him to you, crickets playing. some were staring at you with pity, some trying not to laugh, some in shock and some confused.

ts so ass highkey 🥀

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linger

c/w: situationships, no fluff, not proofread at all

a/n: half-assed i dunno lawl. do ppl still write & read haikyuu fics?

pairing(s): (!timeskip) suna, bokuto, kenma x !fem reader

suna

it was intoxicating. it was like a drug; addicting and horrible for your health. you both knew the consequences of getting into a relationship with one another. thus, why you both opted for a situationship. no full commitment was needed, it was casual, stress-free and cheating wouldn't be a problem. so, why did it hurt when he would see you smile at a guy after he compliments you? why would it keep him up at night when you'd look at a random dude the way you look at him? since when was it a problem that his roster wasn't filled by you enough? when were other women so irrelevant? he's never uttered these questions out loud before. it's casual afterall. dare i say he knew the answer to all of these; he's grown attatched. he didnt need an answer on how your pressence lingered with him to this very day and to make him constantly think this way. he grew even more distant when he found out how attatched you were. arguments arose on why he stopped wanting to hangout or go forth with how it's always been. then you grew tired of it. he wonders how was it so easy for you to say, "hey. i think we should end this." after finding some other random guy to date, to commit to, to love instead of him? something deep within him resonates and he knew he overdosed on you and the withdrawal symptoms are kicking in.

bokuto

loud and upfront. that's how it's always been with him. every moment together with him was forever an adventure. truly expressive with himself, he was a firework. he was bright, splashes of colour painting a dark night sky and always noticable by a well-known "boom!" in a distance. much like a firework however, he was quick to dissapear when the moment's over and proceed to reappear again, bright as ever. that's how it's always been. as amazing as it felt to be in his pressence, it was odd of you to forget how much of a big carreer he has. the kou you know has always been a sweetheart, not a famous volleyball player. you've always cared more about how he was when it was just the two of you. he'll always light up your world at first and then back up at the mention of a relationship, excuses about how his life-long passion comes first. thus, that's how it'd always be. the cycle repeats and the both of you go back into your situationship mishap. he never thought of it as a problem, he never understood why you wanted to make such a commitment to someone as busy as him. neither did he understood why, one day, you just dissapeared. why he felt so empty inside, so desperate to see you, so crestfallen at the fact you blocked his number alongside with every social media account he has and ever so confused at why you were leaving a lingering feeling onto him when volleyball has only ever been his focus. you're the firework of his night sky now, a thought of you igniting at a sudden and thinning when he remembers what had happened.

kenma

he was always busy. either it was with planning on filming and editing his youtube videos, checking with his stock-trades or uni, he was always busy. you were nothing but convenient to him though; a distraction, breath of fresh air or even a change of pace. he was never ready for commitment however, with how busy he is. but he hates it. it's always been boring and repeptitive. he's never liked 'boring'. he hates how typical his day can be and that's where you come along! a day together doing whatever, watching movies in his living room, laughing at random videos on his phone, doing self-care before heading to bed or even cuddling in bed with occasional kisses, he was always happy to hangout with you. but outside of his apartment? never. he doesn't want people to spot him with you and ask if you were his girlfriend. he didn't want to deal with the allegations and go through the trouble of making posts to clarify it either. he knew you thought of him as someone special and he couldn't bear the thought of letting this go on. he let you go and tried other women to fill his mundane schedule. yet, none of them could compare to the way you'd smile, the sweet kisses you'd press onto his forehead whilst being in each others arms, the pure ecstasy that he gets when he hears you laugh or the way your hands comb through his hair as you massaged hair oil during self-care nights. your entirety lingered onto him like a haunting memory. he'd never forgive himself for not taking the risk but after seeing your post the other day with another man, smiling the same way you used to smile at him, was enough. he had no one else to blame.

(ill keep it a buck, idek i just felt like making this & im sooooo lazy pffhahahahgagaja. lmk if i should make more & request me thx love u)

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