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It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️

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I love being European cuz no one else is gonna get the JOY of Eurovision. Stupid dances silly songs like no y’all can’t join us we’re sipping our ESPRESSO MACCHIATOS and we’re giggling over stupid lyrics and yeah. The rest of the world is like wtf.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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BRIDGERTON 1.07 – Oceans Apart

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It's about time that Vatican City gets to participate in Eurovision

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EBU: We don't like you using the word "Kant." Can you please tone it down?

Malta: sure ok.

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Överraskning bakifrån!

hittills mitt favorit icke-älg highlight från årets stora älgvandring (16/4)

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

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I really, really, really do not understand how Israel keeps being on the top of the televote. Are the votes bought? Israel is the ONLY country I've ever seen ads for Eurovision from.

I can't believe the Swedes gave their 12 point to Israel in the televote. WHY? What was there to vote for? Did everyone who voted call 20 times just for the sake of it? I really do not get it

And again fuck EBU for allowing Israel in at all, and thanks Europe for saving Eurovision by letting a worthy winner take the win - Wasted Love is not my favorite song out of the year, but JJ is insanely talented and performed the song SO well, he really deserves the win!

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ED SHEERAN POSTED AN INSTA STORY SAYING THE SAUNA SONG IS LIT I REPEAT ED SHEERAN IS IN THE HOUSE AND HE APPROVES OF THE SAUNA BROS

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It's fine the hair is off

Nemo, baby, great catsuit. But girl. Girliepop. Who let you out there with your hair like that?

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"Imagine that some countries are seeing ads instead of this" - Edward af Sillén, slightly concerned about our mental health status, about the horn debacle in green room

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Remember to vote, my dudes! At least once on one entry!

If Sweden's 12 doesn't go to Finland today I swear