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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

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if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

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Before my grandmother passed away, we were going through some old pictures and there was a man there that I had never seen before in a photo with my grandmother and then another photo of this man in a military uniform. I asked her who it was and she laughed, and said "Oh! That's a boy I knew in school! He wrote to me when he joined the service." She then leaned in conspirator style: "He would tell people I was his girl so they would leave him alone. He had a boyfriend you know." My grandmother was someone's beard back in the day.

I’m thinking about how my grandma had this guy who was super into her, enlisted in the army and sent her pictures of himself laying on his bunk staring at her picture moodily. She was not into him in the slightest. But it’s the funniest fucking picture of all time. Teenagers do not change. He’s someone’s Pappaw now. That’s crazy to me. He probably thinks of my grandmother as the foxy one that got away.

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me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

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My ideal bed has seventeen blankets, each of a distinct weight and texture so I can assemble exactly the sensory experience I want on top of me, then use the remaining blankets to create a kind of Enigma of Amigara Fault situation, just a beautiful hole made for me. Encased on all sides, blinded by an eye mask. Wait this dream is achievable as hell.

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Favorite thing in the world are scenarios where a human is getting their poor hole pounded by a monster and desperately pleading for it not to cum inside of them, their moaning then immediately silenced by a tongue thicker than their arm forcing into their mouth and a deep, messy, creampie that the monster needs multiple hard pumps of its hips to finish completely. The helpless human left there trembling. Chefs kiss.

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Title: A Trio of Princes

Author: redamber79 (@imbiowaresbitch)

Artist: @soloarcana

Ship: Dean Winchester/Castiel/Jimmy

Rating: Explicit

Archive warnings: none

Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, threesome, arranged marriage, fae Dean Winchester, Naga Castiel, Naga Jimmy, Castiel and Jimmy are Twins, Incest, AU - Fantasy, True Mates, Smut

Summary:

Prince Dean Winchester of Feros has always known that as an Omega, his hand in marriage would be bartered to strengthen ties with other royal families. That his cold, distant human father would even think of giving him to the Nagas had never occurred to him, but with his half-fae blood, Dean would be able to withstand the mating.

Little did his father know, Dean would not only survive the mating, but he'd enjoy every moment of it.

What his father hadn't bothered to tell Dean was that the Naga royal house had not one, but two Alpha sons, twins. And Princes Castiel and James shared everything.

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The Pass List

Title: The Pass List

Creator: entropic_saudade, art by nickelkeep

Rating: Explicit

Summary: 

“BE NOT AFRAID,” Mothman said, producing a chittering noise aloud, its deep voice rumbling pleasantly inside his head. It carried a soothing, staticky overlay, like the sound of a vinyl record.

“Oh, I’m definitely not,” Dean assured, turning around and grinning up at the creature. Ruby eyes glowing like fire swallowed him. Mothman’s abs glistened in the moonlight, parts of his massive wings glimmering with an iridescent sheen.

“Howdy, cowboy,” he greeted, breathing out in awe. It was even better than his dream.

Mothman cocked his head.

“I AM MOTHMAN, NOT COW… BOY.”

Oh, Dean definitely had a type; overly literal, liked to stand too close? Fuck him.

Really, fuck him, please.

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To spice up their sex life one Valentine’s Day, Cas and Dean make a ‘hall pass’ list– a list of people (or beings) that they would allow the other to have sex with. The list is quickly forgotten, until a few years later when Sam brings up a case involving one of the only eligible bachelors on Dean’s list: Mothman.

Link: The Pass List - entropic_saudade - Supernatural (TV 2005) [Archive of Our Own]

Relevant Hashtags: Dean/Cas, Mothman 

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In the woods somewhere

Author: spocko (thylaself) (@columbocas)

Artist: hexentaenzerin (@hexentaenzerin)

Pairings: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Tags: Centaurs, Centaur Cas, Human Dean Winchester, Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, First Time, Interspecies Sex, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester

Summary: Castiel confesses his feelings to Dean. Then things get physical.

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Sentinel

Author: @follows-the-bees

Artist: @shedarart

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 15,356

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Creature Castiel, Gargoyle Castiel, Wing Fic, Dean character study, bad puns

Summary:

“My mom used to tell me that angels were watching over me.” Dean clears his throat and looks at the gargoyle statue that has become his friend over the past few months. “Maybe instead of angels we need gargoyles. With angelic names."

While on lunch at Dean's new part-time job, he is driven out of the museum breakroom by his incessantly annoying boss. He seeks solace on the roof of the building with only a few gargoyle statues for company, and is especially drawn to one named "Castiel."

Dean soon finds himself spending all of his breaks on the roof, talking to the statue. As time goes by, he even starts to view Castiel as a sort of confidant. 

But everything changes during Dean’s first night shift.

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Murder Biscuits

Murder Biscuits

Author: @ladyknightskye

Artist: @spn-fanfic-reblog-writes

Pairing: Castiel/Lucifer/Dean Winchester

Archive Warning: None

Tags: Trans Dean Winchester, Witch Castiel (Supernatural), Creature Lucifer (Supernatural), Creature Dean Winchester, Non-Omegaverse Animal Characteristics, Monster sex, Penile Spines

Summary: Dean Winchester moves to the tiny town of Cat Holler to start over after being disowned. He’s welcomed warmly by Castiel Novak, AKA “The Bee Guy” but not so warmly by a mysterious person leaving dead animals on his back porch. However, what his secret-not-so-admirer doesn’t know is that Dean’s got some secrets of his own …

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Take Enough Soul

Author: hollyblue2 (@envydean)

Artist: lmrb19 (@spn-fanfic-reblog-writes)

Pairings: Dean/Castiel. Side pairings: Benny/Jimmy Novak (minor), implied Sam/Rowena, Sam/Unnamed female character (minor)

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depiction of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Tags: Demon!Dean/Human!Cas, alternate universe, summoning demons, selling of souls, one sided love, angst, hurt/very little comfort, cock bulging, bottom!Cas, slight body horror, ambiguously happy ending, temporary major character death

Summary: Dean is summoned to an old cabin in the middle of the woods by a man who has lost his brother. After making sure Castiel’s soul is worth the bargain, Dean goes in search of Castiel’s brother only to find that he’s not on Earth, but in Hell.

Unfortunately for Castiel, deals are addictive and once he’s made one, he finds he has Dean wrapped around his finger.

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Bad Moon Rising

Author: @motherofdragonflies

Artist: @ephemerastardust

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 7,338

Warnings/Tags: Bestiality, Dubious Consent, Alternative Universe - Supernatural Elements, Werewolf!Castiel, Hunter!Dean, Mating Cycle, Wolf/Human Sex, Rough Sex, Knotting, Happy Ending

Summary:

When Dean Winchester is called into work the day of the full moon, his werewolf husband Castiel assures him that he will be fine. But events conspire against Dean and by the time he gets home the sun has set and Cas has Changed and broken out of the house in search of his mate.

Desperate to get Cas home before the Lycan Task Force catches him and locks him up, Dean comes up with a plan: Dean wants Cas to come home.

Cas wants Dean.

If Dean runs, Cas will chase him.

But can Dean handle what will happen if Cas catches him?

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Set in Stone

Author: Hectatess (@hectatess) Artist: Anyrei (@anyreiart) Pairings: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel No Major Archive Warnings Tags: Canon Diverse, darts as AU, before slipping towards Canon, Gargoyles, Chuck is still an ass, Jack helps, anal sex, fingering, blowjob, Dean and Sam are both very into the monster fluffing Summary: When ex-Hunter, now architecture student Sam and still-Hunter Dean wander the woods in Maine, they get separated and each of them encounters someone… different. Sam is the one with the least restraint for once and Dean finds him… not quite in flagrante delicto, but it’s close… Are these guys the monsters Dean is looking for, and how are they connected to the church Sam is looking to protect?

Preview: Quietly muttering curses under his breath, Sam ducked yet another branch. “Why Maine?” he grumbled, stepping around a tree trunk. “Why the fuck did Shurley hide this somewhere in the woods of Maine?”

“Well, bucko, there’s two Maine reasons,” a chipper voice said off to his left, chuckling at their own pun. Sam snapped around to find there was the glow of eyes just under the shade of yet another huge tree. He gulped. The shadow under the tree moved and a guy, maybe 5’7”, stepped halfway into the pale moonlight. His eyes were crinkled in mirth and he held his head tilted in a curious manner. “One: old Chuck is as crazy as squirrel-poo. And two: he didn’t want anyone trespassing. Which brings us to this point in time. You, my majestic Moose-man, are trespassing.”

Sam couldn’t help it. He chortled. This tiny man, who was almost a foot smaller than him, was trying to intimidate him? The man narrowed his eyes and shifted his stance. That sobered Sam a bit. It seemed the little guy was serious. Sam held up his hands. “Look, I’m not looking for trouble here,” he started.

The small man smirked and why was that sexy? “Hate to break it to you, Jötunn (Norse Ice-giant), but you still found it,” he said and in a flurry of movement Sam was pressed against the tree, feeling as if he was stuck between the tree and a huge rock that was pushing against his chest. He blinked into the face of that tiny whirlwind of power that had him pinned to the pine hard enough that he could feel the bark against his back, despite the layers of clothing. This close, Sam could see more details in the muted moonlight and he liked what he saw. Not a pretty-boy face but still handsome, with lips that were curled in a mischievous smile. Then golden eyes were staring into his, and Sam gulped. This was not a situation one should find hot, but his dick didn’t get the notice and valiantly plumped in his jeans. Mystery man sniffed and licked his lips. “Mmhh. If I was sure you’re not here to harm the church, we could have some fun…” he purred.

Posting between October 2nd through October 15th 2023!

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In The Woods Somewhere

Author: spocko (thylaself) (@columbocas) Artist: hexentaenzerin (@hexentaenzerin) Pairings: Dean/Cas No Major Archive Warnings Tags: Centaur Cas, Human Dean, Blowjob, Anal Sex, PWP, alternate universe - fantasy/magical realism, first time Summary: Dean and Cas explore their newly confessed feelings in a magical world.

Preview: Cas had been Dean’s best friend since they were both tykes. Dean had been riding along on his back since then. See, Cas was a centaur and Dean was a human. They grew up in a world full of magical creatures that each worked to their own ability and had their needs met in return. Dean and Cas lived in Lawrence, Kansas, a small town in the center of the United States. The roads there were full of both horses and cars and dragons.

Cas and Dean got along famously but lately, Dean was worried that something was wrong. Cas seemed almost angry, when they hung out. His friend would tower and brood and he didn’t want to tell Dean what he was thinking about. It made Dean frustrated but he couldn’t force his friend to talk to him.

Dean was walking along the streets of Lawrence when he suddenly grabbed from behind and thrown over the back of a thundering stallion. He was disoriented but he would recognize the hindquarters of his best friend anywhere. He held on for dear life as Cas inexplicably abducted him. They went into the forest, full of fairy folk, where they used to play as children. Cas ran and ran and soon they were far away from the town and any clearings that Dean might recognize. Cas stopped by an unfamiliar tree and looked at Dean with raging eyes. His flanks were bellowing underneath Dean’s legs and his torso quivered with exertion and emotion. He said nothing.

Posting between October 2nd through October 15th 2023!

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Slither

Author: tiamatv Artist: ReverieOfForgotten (@reverieofforgotten) Pairings: Dean/Cas No Major Archive Warnings Tags: Alternate Universe - Creatures and Monsters; Naga Castiel; Sweet Dean Winchester; Unconventional Dating; Interspecies Romance; Fluff and Smut; Misunderstandings; Cultural Differences; No Angst; Alternate Anatomy; Diphallia; Intercrural Sex Summary: Cas's eyes are big and blue as he stares at Dean, and Dean can't tell if he's shocked, or interested, or if he's…

Actually, Dean has no idea: even after all this time, reading Cas isn't always easy. He peers over to see if he can see what Cas's tail is doing, but Cas has it coiled tight underneath himself in tight, tense coils.

"Dean, I wasn't aware you were interested in… in breeding behavior," Cas says shakily.

"Um," Dean says, because really, what the hell does a guy say to that?

Preview: Dean stares at this absolute badass man moving towards them at a stately, straight-shouldered, balanced glide, takes one step forward to do he doesn’t even know what—and nearly goes ass over teakettle tripping right over his own bootlaces. Which he didn’t tie when he shoved them on his feet.

His arms windmill around in front of him, and yep, hello gravity my old friend, fuck this is going to—

Except Dean doesn’t hit the ground.

Nope.

"Oh," Castiel says sympathetically, stabilizing Dean with a hand under his elbow and helping Dean back to steadiness while Sam, the asshole, snickers. "I’m sorry. Did I startle you?” He frowns, the tip of his tongue flicking outwards to wet his bottom lip. “Being biped seems like it must be precarious sometimes," he concludes.

Ordinarily Dean would have rolled his eyes at the language — biped? Precarious? Seriously?

Of course he wasn’t startled: he saw Castiel coming from across the room. There would be no way to miss the dude, ‘cause his lower half—does it count as half if it’s four times the length of all the rest of him? Lower four-fifths?—is a fucking gigantic snake.

Dean’s not a goddamned wildebeest, okay? He’s not jumpy.

But instead of zipping back with a comeback that Dean’s sure would have been incredibly witty, Dean’s staring down wide-eyed at his own flanks. At the way he didn’t hit the ground because Castiel must have caught him.

But not with his arms.

Posting between October 2nd through October 15th 2023!

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Murder Biscuits

Author: LadyKnightSkye (@ladyknightskye) Artist: lrmb19 (@spn-fanfic-reblog-writes) Pairings: Lucifer/Dean/Castiel No Major Archive Warnings Tags: Trans Dean Winchester, Creature Lucifer, Witch Castiel, Creature Dean, Non-Omegaverse Animal Characteristics, Monster Sex, Penile Spines, Pet Play, Threesomes, Smut, Spitroasting, Monster-on-Monster Sex, Summary: Dean Winchester moves to the tiny town of Cat Holler to start over after being disowned. He’s welcomed warmly by Castiel Novak, AKA “The Bee Guy” but not so warmly by a mysterious person leaving dead animals on his back porch. However, what his secret-not-so-admirer doesn’t know is that Dean’s got some secrets of his own...

Preview: Dean’s eyes flew open, and he met the bright blue one staring at him from the edge of the forest. He did not move, did not yell, old instincts telling him that he needed to be calm and cautious. This creature wasn’t interested in hurting him, just scaring him off.

“Hello,” he said. “Are you the one who’s been leaving me dinner?”

The creature cocked its feline head, and then stepped out of the shadows. It moved like a man, on bipedal feet, and aside from a slightly longer arch on the foot, its legs looked pretty human. Its torso was long but lean, like a runner. Its arms were more or less normal, but he could see retracted claws on its short, stubby fingers. The face had a short snout, but the facial structure looked very similar to a short-nosed domestic cat. It was covered in fur, grayish on the belly, inner thighs, and underarms, but cream starting from the dip of its collarbone, up the front of the neck, and gliding over the cheekbones to the tip of its nose.

It growled at him, and made a show of unsheathing its claws. If not for his certainty that this thing didn’t intend to hurt him, he probably would have been freaking out by now. “I bet you’re absolute hell when makin’ biscuits,” Dean said.

Posting between October 2nd through October 15th 2023!