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((wooo hooo i cant believe monster is 10 years old today !! its been a fun time ^_^))

[monsterler]

Mister Once-ler, did you ever knit anything but thneeds before? Do you still do knitting?

Awwww, how sweet, calling me Mister Once-ler instead of Monster-ler. You must want to get on my good side.

Anyway, yes, I've knitted plenty of different things before I started knitting thneeds. There's tons of old scarves, sweaters, even plushies I've made stored somewhere around here. It really is a versatile art form.

As far as if I still do... Ah... Well, no where near as often as I did in the past; but, yes I do. Have you ever heard of finger knitting? You don't need the needles for it, which makes it a bit easier for me. I've been experimenting with extra unspun truffula tufts, they make for a good extra chunky yarn.

[monsterler]

Did you ever like monsters before? Like Godzilla and dragons or vampires or anything like that?

Yeah, sure, as a kid I did. It was a phase, like most kids. Honestly though, I find people who are obsessed with monsters to be very strange.

And DON'T bring up Godzilla around me, please.

There's been way too many comparisons made by the media. I don't want the association.

[monsterler]

Chunky hunky. In a good way.

Chunky.... hunky....? Aha... thanks...??

Yeah I certainly hope you do mean it in a good way.

[monsterler]

lizard boy and the bird people

monster-ler belongs to @coraljpg

[monsterler]

More Onceler fandom related AF attacks!

1 - @miru667 Audrey

2 - @monstarparker Cactus-ler

3 - @monsterler Monster

4 - @spaceyprincely Fem Once-ler

My ArtFight account.

P.S. They look so cool next to each other 🥺

[monsterler]

Also a little lobster beanie baby of monster because of this post

[monsterler]

I drew @monsterler inspecting a strange, glowing truffula rose.

Heavy inspo was Beauty and the Beast with the red flower and the west wing background. He was a lot of fun to draw and I really liked drawing his claws. uwu

[monsterler]

Ah, long time no sEeEe~ How have you been faring tHeSe days? Your hOrNs are looking very well taken cArE of.

Ahh, now here's someone who's actually on my level. Hahah.

I've been well. All things considered. I assume business has been well for you?

And thanks.. it's a hassle to keep up with them but, they get a little unmanageable if I don't.

[monsterler]

[Creeping from the corner]

𓁹w𓁹

No. Nu-uh. I don't need a vampire in here. I'm already a monster, I don't need to be a vampire-monster.

[monsterler]

Do you like to read? If yes, what's your favourite book?👀

Aha, well. I'll be honest, I don't find myself reading much for fun these days. I think I really enjoyed The Catcher in the Rye growing up through.

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You’re so handsome 🥰 that’s all, that’s the message~

You're not just saying that are you?

Ahaha, well, my face has remained mostly unchanged so, I appreciate the kind words.

That's it? Hm, let me know if you have anything else to add~

[monsterler]

What an interesting assortment of physical features_

Interesting is one way to put it.

But if you think you're getting your cold metallic claws on any part of me you're dead wrong. We'll see how interesting I am when I'm ripping your wires out.

[monsterler]

Do you have a favourite drink?

Yes. It's coffee with a bit of Truffula tufts mixed in. And make sure its hot.

[monsterler]

What's your assistant like?

Why do you care about my assistant?? You're supposed to care about ME.

Shes fine. She does her job decently with minimal complaints. That's all that matters.

I'm sure you can assume but, it's become increasingly difficult to complete the technological aspects of my job.

I, of course, am working on solutions. After all, this is my company and I truly am the only one who can run things. But until then I do rely on her quite a bit.

[monsterler]

pal w/ horns

[monsterler]

You know what? You don't seem particularily monsterous...on the inside that is.

Do not patronize me.

Besides. This has only been a change to my physical appearance. Therefore, on the ""inside"" I am a human.