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HELP i’m sitting at an outdoor cafe and this lady was at another table next to me and the barista called my name and I stood up to walk ten feet to grab my drink and the lady JUMPED up and LUNGED over to my table and took my seat????? i’m not even gonna say anything bc I’m so confused. they’re virtually the same tables with the same views and amount of sunlight etc.

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I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

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Hell hath no fury like the person i become when my hands are sticky

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this is for an argument w my friend

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If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

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Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

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I'm talking bags of chips, fruit, bottled drinks, things like that

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the weird radfem insistence that women do not have fetishes and kinks is kind of hilarious when you examine it. it has the same absurdity as “women do not poop” but the undercurrent of old school extremely scary misogyny seen in rhetoric like “women are inherently sexless creatures and do not enjoy or need it”

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still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft

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Time to remember this marvelous tweet

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My Canadian ass the moment i see pretty rocks or marbles:

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look at your weather app right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Was wondering if any of my followers play Pokemon Unite?