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Why oh why am I being asked to do management things when I am not a part of management?

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no but literally trying to describe the premise of the raven cycle to people is so embarrassing it’s like. It’s YA fearuring high schoolers (red flag) who are private school boys (red flag) and one girl (BIGGER red flag that says “bechdel test? unlikely”) who’s kinda quirky (“not like other girls” red flag) who’s not psychic but she wants to be and she’s supposed to kiss and/or kill one of the guys (apparent heterosexuality red flag) who wears sperries and khakis (BIGGEST RED FLAG) and also all the guys are kinda in love with each other but not always explicitly (queerbaiting red flag) and there’s a quest to find this dead welsh guy and a lot of magic that’s also a metaphor (pretentious red flag) & a lot of homoerotic descriptions of cars. anyway it’s my favorite series and -

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Giving a nuanced opinion on this hellsite is an invitation for hate from everybody. Nobody on here can see things in a way that isn't completely black and white. Y'all are tiresome as fuck.

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She is trying to gain weight and I am trying to lose weight!! We obviously cannot be eating the same meals!!

No it's literally so annoying because like I'm 26 years old? I know what I do and don't like I'm not just doing this to piss you off? If you didn't get so whiny and 'how do you see that happening' about me cooking my own food, maybe we wouldn't keep having this argument!

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"Mom I would like to do my own groceryshopping and buy my own food."

"What, you expect us to cook seperately??"

Yes? That is what most adult roommates do when they have obviously different dietary needs? The fuck?

No it's literally so annoying because like I'm 26 years old? I know what I do and don't like I'm not just doing this to piss you off? If you didn't get so whiny and 'how do you see that happening' about me cooking my own food, maybe we wouldn't keep having this argument!

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No it's literally so annoying because like I'm 26 years old? I know what I do and don't like I'm not just doing this to piss you off? If you didn't get so whiny and 'how do you see that happening' about me cooking my own food, maybe we wouldn't keep having this argument!

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Mother I have literally never in the history of humanity liked hot dogs why are you offended today???

My biggest pet peeve about my mom is when she makes something she knows I don't like and have never liked, and she suddenly gets super offended that I don't like it and starts acting like I've actually always liked it and am suddenly now being difficult. I swear she does it on purpose.

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My biggest pet peeve about my mom is when she makes something she knows I don't like and have never liked, and she suddenly gets super offended that I don't like it and starts acting like I've actually always liked it and am suddenly now being difficult. I swear she does it on purpose.

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Me when i consume media: Enemies to lovers + fake marriage trope + opposites attract

The media I'm consuming:

Hear me out!! Hear me out!!

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You're just jealous cause I'm pretty!

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i've got no words for the live action movie i just draw whatever it is and share it at this point

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#most relatable character in Disney

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As an AuDHD'er, I need to share something I've realized that might help others (though keep in mind, everyone on the spectrum is different).

The 25-5 method.

"But Josh, what the fuck is that?"

Let me tell you.

Don't sit down to study or do a task and set an alarm for 2 hours. You are not going to stay on task for 2 hours and they are going to feel like they last forever. You'll get demotivated.

Set a timer for 25 minutes. Study or do your task for 25 minutes. Then allow yourself to scroll or do something else for 5 minutes (also set a timer if you think you're likely to go over).

Do this 4 times.

BAM! You have now studied for 2 hours and they have flown by.

I am 26 years old and am following a lot of classes and courses for work and only now, when I told my boss how much trouble I have studying for it all, did somebody (he) think to tell me I don't have to sit and be focused for 2 consecutive hours. If I had known this when I was in school, I might have actually kept at it.

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when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking