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Twilight's face here tells me all I need to know about the thoughts currently running through her head...

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I like the funny faces the TV Man makes.

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Look I really shouldn’t get into this now with finals around the corner

But

Lesbian Velvette does not mean the death of poly Vees.

Before anyone comes for me, while being aspec is more important to my identity/how I articulate my experiences, I am lesbian about it too. Not that I should have to say this, but I am a lesbian who uses the lesbian pride flag Velvette is holding in the merch in one of my pfps.

For starters, you can choose to ignore canon. I generally find this to be in poor taste, but frankly, while we are not swimming in lesbian representation, I think polyamory has even less representation. And at least for this dyke, being non-monogamous is more important to me than being a lesbian. You can always tag your works as “non-lesbian Velvette” or “bisexual Velvette” or however you feel so inclined so people who only want to read her as strictly lesbian can avoid your works where she isn’t.

Secondly, get weird with it. I am not joking. The ace community has been saying for ages that action does not equal attraction. If people can come up with compelling and believable scenarios in which aroace Alastor has sex or is in relationships with people who have a crush on him, put the same work in for lesbian Velvette. I am serious. Frankly, if you only do this for aspec characters, I don’t think you actually understand that action doesn’t equal attraction in aspec people’s case, you just see us as “queer lite” or the “empty” orientation you can project what you actually want onto. Shoutout to @icannotreadcursive for writing gay Angel Dust having sex with Cherri Bomb for fun in a way that makes me, as another friend put it about something else, make me feel “big seenies” as a lesbian who has had sex with men for fun. Action doesn’t equal attraction doesn’t just apply to aros and aces; it applies to monosexuals and monoromantics too because it applies to EVERYBODY.

Personally, I’ve already been writing lesbian aspec Velvette who has sex with Vox for fun because she likes him well enough and this is what partners do, isn’t it? It’s not a bad time, it’s usually a fun enough time, why not? I am, again, an aspec lesbian who has sex with men sometimes. Just get fucking weird with it. No, I am not bisexual; no, I do not experience sexual attraction toward men so rarely that I still call myself lesbian while experiencing sexual attraction to men— though that is one route you can take with lesbian Velvette and poly Vees. I do it because i get off on kink and sex feels good and sometimes I find a man who’s compatible with me when no women are offering.

Make Vox and/or Val transfem. That’s another option.

Make sex within the Vees entirely about power. None of these people have considered whether they’re even attracted to each other. It’s all part of power play, baby, not even just in a kink context but all the time for real 24/7. Do it with just Velvette’s dynamics with Vox and Val or her dynamic with just one of them. Again, get weird with it. I cannot stress this enough.

Lesbian Velvette who queerplatonically loves Vox and/or Val more than any of the flings with women she’s had over the years.

Lesbian Velvette who is actively attracted to women, but doesn’t mind sex with men, because it can still feel good. (I’ve basically already said this, but I need to make it very clear.)

Lesbian Velvette who still identifies as lesbian despite being attracted to Vox and/or Val because it’s so rare for her, just like I still called myself aro after I started dating my now ex and one singular exception thus far to being aromantic. It made him so anxious, like, “you’re still into me, right?” And I can totally see that happening with Vox. Val is probably like “I’m just that good 😉”

Lesbian Velvette who is more into femininity than womanhood. (See Jay’s sapphic Vaggie.) Val presents femme enough for her to be down at baseline. If Vox presents more femme too, the same applies.

Lesbian Velvette who doses herself with love potion. @superkitten-poison already COOKED in the tags of a reblog from me on this, but I wasn’t even thinking of it the way she was. I was thinking more Velvette who is like… okay with doing that to make her partners happy. Doesn’t have a strong enough sense of self to decide that would be a fucked up thing to do. Which, to be clear, I still find absolutely horrifying as a concept, but in a way that I think could be fun to shake around in my teeth. Sort of like that sequel to a Midsummer Night’s Dream that my one romantic ex told me about that I never got around to finding, you know? Velvette who thinks dating them or dating one of them is good for their brand and she doses herself with love potion to do it. Velvette who thinks dating them or dating one of them is good for their brand and she’s just queerplatonic about it and doesn’t dose herself with love potion. Velvette who tells people they’re dating because it’s the fastest way to get people to understand that they’re partners beyond a business sense. This woman probably hasn’t heard the term queerplatonic before, I mean, maybe if she’s on aspec corners of the internet, but I think given her age she might honestly be more familiar with Troll romance, and I don’t know if she wants to bust that out all the time. Polyamory might not be 100% accurate, dating might not be 100% accurate, but she doesn’t know what else to call it to convey emotional intensity. Velvette who knows Vox and/or Val is romantically into her and she likes doing romance-coded stuff with them because it’s fun and it makes them happy even though she’s not experiencing romantic attraction. She of course still posts to Sinstagram/Voxtagram because OF COURSE SHE DOES, and also, the chatter about poly Vees is good for business.

Kinsey scale 6.5/6 Velvette who still identifies as lesbian. (Yes, I basically already said this before, but it doesn’t have to be SO rare that Vox and/or Val are her ONLY exceptions, you know?)

Velvette who’s feels that fucking cyborg Vox if he swaps out his dick for a vagina is still lesbian. Velvette who feels that fucking Val with a moth vagina ( @urproblematicfav-arsonk is always talking about this) if he keeps his penis put away is the same. Vox can have a female body to zap himself into for sex with Velvette because she’s a lesbian.

(Lesbian) Velvette who likes fucking Vox and/or Val because she’s good at it. (Lesbian) Velvette who likes wrapping Vox and/or Val around her finger by using romance because she knows they’ve got it bad for her.

Lesbian Velvette who is Vox’s sugarbaby.

Lesbian Velvette who forcefems Vox and/or Val.

Lesbian Velvette who prioritizes her relationships with the other Vees and just has sex with women to get that need met. (Yes, I did already sort of say this before, but I wanted to stress that she may date other women and just have it fizzle out, or she could just fuck them for funsies while prioritizing her queerplatonic polycule. Yes, I am an aro lesbian and projecting.)

Lesbian Velvette who says “fuck you, I do what I want” when asked how she can still be lesbian and be poly with the other Vees, because she IS a lesbian and she IS poly with the other Vees.

Just. There are options here and all of them are “get squiggly with it” and that RULES and I was already a queerplatonic aspec lesbian Velvette poly Vees person before this and I personally feel so empowered in my shrimp colors by canon lesbian Velvette. I invite you to join me here instead of feeling conflicted between lesbian Velvette and poly Vees.

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Would you rather? Valangel OR Royalflush Also I find that the same people who say "Alastors asexual/ace, are the same people who ship him pinning for Lucifer lol. I find it funny cuz now I can make fun of them in the comments. like try saying "AlAsToR iS aCe" in the comments again while your OTP is Alastor pinning for Lucifer. try me bitch.

Depends on what my choice would mean. (Btw to anyone that doesn't know what RoyalFlush is, it's Lucifer x Husk)

If you mean which I'd rather be canon, probably RoyalFlush because it would make more sense (ValAngel would take like 10 seasons of Valentino going through redemption to work probably, as much as I love it). And if it becomes canon then HuskerDust won't uwu

Or if you just mean which I'd rather ship or like better. Which the answer would easily be ValAngel :P I'm going to assume it's the first and say RoyalFlush, I apologize if not or something.

Anyway, onto the important part, I'll put it under the cut

RadioApple shippers DNI

OH MY GOD LITERALLY! When it comes to Alastor ships, people will often say the only acceptable ships are QPR RadioRose, RadioSilence/One-sided RadioStatic when Vox is pining for Alastor, or RadioApple. And it grinds my gears.

It's fine if you are uncomfortable with shipping Alastor in a sexual relationship, asexual yourself or not. But please, for the love of Lucifer, don't be hypocritical.

I see a lot of people who ship RadioApple and RadioSilence and it is SO ANNOYING. I'm not willing to get into it right now because then we'd be here for hours, but mark my words, one day. I will.

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some staticeel for y'all 🦈🐟

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Another thing about my 13-year-old Cuz and Radioapple that I forgot to mention was she gets harassed for some of her posts and they wont leave her alone,especially because shes mentioned shes a minor and also ships Radiosilence. (Luv her) -The almost most fucked up thing was that people would say its stupid for Alastor to pin for Vox,but then they send her Alastor pinning for Lucifer, like what??? -Most fucked up thing was one person would send her photos of Radioapple s*xual stuff (censored, doesnt excuse it) to harass her.

RadioApple shippers DNI with this post You will be blocked

That is absolutely disgusting and I am so sorry she is getting harrassed. What the actual hell. Let me get this straight.

First of all, acting like Alastor pining for Lucifer, a guy whom he hated on sight makes more sense than him pining for Vox, someone he literally has a HISTORY with has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

And sending s*xually graphic content to someone who literally mentions they are a minor is literally disgusting, even if censored.

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More random Vox headcanons

⚠Tw: Implied eating disorder, implied transphobia maybe?⚠

Vox is aromantic. He's never felt any strong romantic feelings for anyone at all. Especially not Alastor. (FOR THE LOVE OF LUCIFER, HE IS NOT IN LOVE WITH ALASTOR)

When Vox was alive he was a big daddy's girl despite the fact his dad was a piece of sh*t. He just didn't know any better.

Vox is slightly shorter and thicker than Alastor. But, he's able to make himself look pretty much the same height with the help of heels and shape wear.

Vox is trans. Growing up in a religious environment it was not accepted at all by anyone so he ignored that about himself for a very long time. Then he died and his sinner body was more feminine than most demoness. As if to taunt him...

Vox has voobs and is self conscious about them (Unlike Angel Dust, it's not just fluff)

Vox is more introverted than most people realize. He's a bit of a hermit crab that prefers to be in his man cave to do work and stuff. He hardly ever sleeps, he hardly ever eats, he hardly ever bathes, it's a problem.

Alastor doesn't know it, but Vox actually doesn't really like his cooking. Too many spices, too many organs. Vox never had the heart to tell Alastor. (Doesn't help that Alastor is persistent to giving him more because he "Doesn't eat enough"... He's right, but that's "Not the point" according to Vox)

Alastor is the only one that knows Vox can purr. It happened when Vox was drunk and he started nuzzling up to Alastor (Probably thinking he was Valentino) and began purring.

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Silentstaticmoth Tickle fights would've been so caotic cuz one of two(or both) things would happen: 1. Val and Alastor would be tickling vox while he's in the middle of them while the two would give each other death stares, vox would be dying of laughter TvT 2. Val and Alastor would both persuade vox to team up with them to tickle the other Bro poor Velvette would have to deal with them (and get dragged into crossfire)

BOTH OF THESE ARE SO CUTE, AWWW I like the first scenario the best tee hee <3

Totally not about to write a bunch tickle headcanons 0.0

Who said that

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Just a reminder that SilentStatic week is coming up, May 20 to May 26

Here are some sneak peaks to my submissions

That's it.

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More trans Vox sillies

Later:

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First ever animatic, done!! (≧∇≦)ﾉ And it's past radiostatic fluff, simple and happy~ I didn't want to jump into a big project right away, so instead of working with one of the ideas I've wanted to do for a while, I went with half of a song that I got stuck in my head and fit well enough lol

Btw, there's sth I wasn't able to keep while translating the text for the subtitles; I've used the line "Lubię patrzeć na twoją paszczę" (I like to stare at your mug) as a pun, bc "paszcza" while in the informal language would be equal to "mug" (as in, face) literally it means "maw"!

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Commission for Choubiisnerdy on twt, for @baubles-n-bones's radiostatic human AU fanfic Modulation Missteps!

(gonna include the link in the replies)

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I think the reason why RadioSilence me so uncomfortable is because people act like it's so funny. And I don't understand the joke. The haha funny.

"Haha, Vox is stalking and s*xually harassing Alastor" "Haha, Vox is so embarrassed that he's sobbing" "Haha, Vox got rejected and will never be happy"

Like. What. Am I supposed to laugh at this poor man's mistery and suffering? Because I'm not. I'm very uncomfortable. That's not funny and it definitely doesn't make me like Alastor.

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Chickening out on my idea of writing one big fanfic and now I'm thinking of just making a bunch of mini Vox stories.

Vox ships are just.. So good. And I have like... SO MANY IDEAS.

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I finally finished my orders:)

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For some reason, in season two, I want Vox to glitch out from something and his face is stuck like this for like 5 seconds lol

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