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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

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silly lil guys! dont let go...

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i feel like astarion and fenris would have a lot to talk about

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Someone in one of my Gale groups shared this Minsc dialogue that I had no idea existed. Not sure where it comes from or if it’s even in the game anymore.

In case you’re wondering if the BG3 writers believe that Mystra is a pr3dat0r, here’s your evidence.

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I accidentally made Astarion sit down after lighting him on fire during combat

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I love how the only thing that can save Faerun from unhinged psychopaths is.....

...Another group of unhinged psychopaths

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"I was so young. I didn't recognize evil, when I saw it!"

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So I decided to restart bg3 again since I wasn't super satisfied playing Dark Urge. Don't get me wrong I love Durge, still my favorite origin, but I've already seen so much content from it it just felt stale.

I looked back at the other origin characters because I love premade characters in games, I don't know why.

Anyways, I picked Gale because I wanted to romance Lae'zel and thought the pairing of the two was hilarious. Plus it kept the team dynamic I wanted.

Pick him, get out of the pod, and the first thing he says is "Where the blazes am I?"

and all I can think of is this

I can already tell I'm gonna have a fun time

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This is my ideal mission dynamic:

Meanwhile, back at camp:

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(by thewillowbends)

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For anyone worried about missing anything in BG3 or replaying the game and wanting to find something they missed there’s a ton of checklists available online and I’m just gonna post the ones I’ve been using for all the acts in case anybody else wants to reference them!

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at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

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Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

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im cooking

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shameless + memes 15/?

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Someone ought to tell Harry…

Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚