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“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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posting some of my favorite iron sheik tweets for no particular reason 😊

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First look at The Vampire Lestat (2026)

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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#What a good cock can do to a vampire or whatever

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Boney McClyde does the last of the autumn chores, even though he'd rather rest

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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hold on something just happened

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MTV: We all have this photo of Sam Reid as our lock screens, right??? #InterviewWithAVampire #SDCC

MTV - ‘Interview With A Vampire’ Cast Teases Season Three at SDCC

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>be me >servant to the lich king >doing skeleton shit all the time >tearing apart random fleshers for fun >feel my strings get played and i have to go >turn my head around backwards so i can have another moment to watch the guy i ripped in half >hes still screaming and bleeding out >turns a corner, body walks itself to the grocery store >pickup eggs >come home and king gives me a frail hug >unlife is awesome

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have you guys seen the interview where ringo was sick so they brought out this random girl who kind of looked like him and pretended she was ringo. funniest thing ever actually no notes

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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Every time I read the “Toph is a bad example of a disabled character because of her bending.” I want to Physically leap over a table and then flip that table because NO!!!! You do not understand!!!

Toph’s bending is assistive technology!!! It’s a medical aid!!!!!

Toph’s bending allows her to full access her world the same way my mobility aids do, or my medication does. There are times when due to inaccessible surroundings that her aids are rendered harder or impossible to use. Not unlike my own greatest enemy, stairs. However, when she is fully accommodated she’s able to be just as successful and thrive just as much as an able-bodied person albeit differently. Which is the ultimate goal of assistive technology.