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12 dbda headcanons for 12 months of the show existing :D

crystal pirates 100% of tv shows/movies she watches. stick it to the man, or some shit!

crystal actually doesn't know any music. she goes to all those clubs and absorbs absolutely none of it. niko plays her taylor swift and crystal has only even vaguely heard the name

niko on the other hand has listened to every album ever written. she keeps a journal with extensive thoughts on them

to calm herself, niko takes up small hobbies, like painting nails. she doesn't tell anyone, but one day she panickedly asks edwin if she can paint his. he reluctantly agrees. crystal and charles come in later; crystal obviously joins in, and charles can't be the only one without painted nails, so they all do it, and it becomes a habit, when niko's feeling down

jenny stole a neighbor's tattoo gun when she was 14 and gave herself her first tattoo. her dad was pissed, so she gave herself more - usually while with a friend or drunk or high

sa'al has a wife and 3 kids

crystal has a whole bunch of makeup and niko takes it upon herself to a) figure out what is actually useful and b) figure out what she can steal for herself. (...au where niko starts a makeup channel reviewing crystal's many products...)

esther can drive well but she chooses not to for the aesthetic

niko spends a solid 2 weeks after joining the agency trying to figure out how to send mail to the mail man so she can send him a christmas card

every once and a while it will come up that edwin has extremely dated views ("history of hysteria") and crystal will call edwin out on it so edwin reads a whole bunch of feminist lit just to win arguments against crystal

esther has lesbian sex as a statement against men not because she is a lesbian (or at least that's what she tells everyone)

for christmas, charles gives crystal a crystal ball as a joke. edwin gives her one passive aggressively. night nurse gives her one aggressive aggressively. niko gives her one genuinely intending for crystal to use it. in the end crystal has 4 crystal balls and 20 bucks in cash from jenny

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honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

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c'monnn, just let him go to funkytown for once

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

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i see your "payneland get together due to a curse that can only be broken by true love's kiss" and i respect it, but a fun alternative that's occurred to me is that about twenty years ago charles and edwin figured out that A) true love's kiss is a sort of all-purpose curse remover, very useful if you get yourselves into magic Situations regularly, and B) platonic kisses count if they are sufficiently loving and true. For example, if the parties involved are committed to spending eternity together.

so now whenever one of them gets cursed their first resort is a kiss. i think charles usually goes for forehead kisses (bonus: he gets to gently cradle edwin's face in his hands), whereas edwin tends to opt for a kiss to the back of charles' hand.

this works at least 70% of the time. in several cases they've done this for curses where the established cure is something else bc it's much easier than tracking down obscure counterspell components or waiting for the moon to be full, which has given them a reputation for being impossible to keep down with curses.

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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“guys” i say to the singular person i’m talking to

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ummmm excuse me wHAT

I found a video of George fencing. Please enjoy this video of George fencing and strengthen the Fencer Edwin Agenda in your mind

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repeat after me:

even if i don’t like my body today i will take care of it

even if i don’t like myself today i will still be patient and kind with myself

even if i do not love myself i will still take care of and be kind to myself, despite not wanting to

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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn’t made to feel like a literal death sentence

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Critics are raving about Dead Boy Detectives 🔍 Thank you to all of the incredible journalists who continue to acknowledge and support one of the best shows of 2024!

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Dead Boy Detectives | S1E2 vs. Beauty and the Beast (1991)