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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

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An older comic about appreciating snakes.

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It's the gigantic elephant in the room.

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My dumbass brain visualizing The Stormfather whenever he talks to Dalinar in Oathbringer

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They would be best fishing buddies :D

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

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He has a thumb

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

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Does anyone have that pic of a disgusted person (i think with a pixie cut) in front of a guy with light colored sweatpants (?) so tight you can see... everything?

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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls

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i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.

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(Party arrives in a small seaside city and is looking for the general store.)

DM: You find one on the main street, called "The General Crab Shack."

Bard: Is it run by a man named Joe? Is it Joe's Crab Shack?

DM: ... Well it is, now.

Warlock: I would like to flirt with Joe.

DM: You walk inside and see Joe is a giant crab in a top hat.

Fathomless Warlock: That doesn't change my mind.

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Happy good Friday, have a masterpost

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY