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I’ve realized kissing someone on the forehead and dropping a nuclear weapon probably have the same decision making process behind them
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They can’t stop me from making detailed suicide jokes whenever I’m slightly-to-moderately inconvenienced.
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chewers being banned from LSAT testing room is a fucking travesty and I won’t have it
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call me chatgpt the way I gotta chug a whole bottle of water before I say anything
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taking the goldfish approach to life I’ve found myself having a much better time.
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excerpt from Wikipedia page for last meals
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