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Describe spamton like you're introducing a game character and you fucking hate his guts

Does this count?

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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Undead Unluck's worldbuilding being set in the real world will never stop being funny to me, there's just so many gonzo implications and I love it. Like, countless people are doing research and writing essays and having arguments about the origin of sexism, pouring hours and hours of their life into it, and none of them know it was invented by God to fuck with two specific people. Everyone discussing the ethics of how we treat animals has no idea they're actually ontologically evil. Dialetical Materialism is a cool and all but actually history is driven by God's pure and divine hatred for at most 1000 people. Learning about the rules would be mindbreaking eldritch horror if any of the negators had a humanities degree

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Yes, old man, it is

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*puts my cigarettes out on you*

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in order to stop eggman's plans, sometimes sonic breaks a bunch of robots. and sometimes he does this. one's more effort, but both methods are fun in their own way

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Eventide Island Shenanigans

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Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

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im getting a vision of them

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snapcube bits ALWAYS deliver

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Maybe don't pick fights with teenagers

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i fell from the mine...

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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

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See you tomorrow... Deltarune tomorrow. Friend Design By - @sillyzlaurr

On an extra note, I fully meant to make this a video. (evident via ralsei gif) But given a few sobs during the editing venture I sure hope you dont mind this version!

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Kris Dreemurr Vs. The (dark) World

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the infamous potlid incident

Ever since I saw Daruk's diary I can't stop thinking about this scene in my head. A literal pot lid got Link appointed to be Zelda's guard.....

Impa probably scampers over to check on Zelda and Link uses that moment to crabwalk away before he can make a bigger fool of himself😂

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What fascinates me about those shitty CTRL+ALT+DEL edits that keep circulating on Tumblr is that a lot of them are legitimately better examples of two-dipshits-on-a-couch gamer humour than the actual CTRL+ALT+DEL. Like, the "you have lived an illustrious life – may none recall it" bit is a dead perfect execution of a punchline that could have come from a two-dipshits-on-a-couch gamer comic circa 2005, in a way that its source material, which actually is a product of that era, never achieved. I won't say that this is an example of parody that comes from a place of love for its genre, but at the very least it's coming from a place of understanding.