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as smb who was a really smart little girl who turned into a disaster burnout queer, i absolutely love your lisa simpson so much

im glad u guys like these silly drawings because theyve been great de-stressers lately. i sit with the idea that she would burn out in high school and smoke too many cigarettes and watch too many films and kiss her smarter girlfriend and be okay with just that.

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I'm gonna give you my whole heart if you show me you know how to take care of it

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i want love that feels like home, no drama, just mature and lowkey

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reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

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rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

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where's me package...

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happy new year, y’all

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*stays crunchy in milk*

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Judge magazine, 1921