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boobas

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kaidou <3

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What, you think we should add more Bulgarian folk related elements?

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i‘m convinced phineas thinks he and isabella are dating already

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you nerds can try to fight me but nothing marvel has ever done will beat the robot riot scene from phineas and ferb: across the second dimension

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The PnF gang are such a good, realistic depiction of a group of friends, and one of the best examples of this is in Minor Monogram when Buford is handing out all the gourd helmets and Isabella says "How exactly does this capture my essence?" and then everyone else just says "Right, like that isn't obvious" like??? That is such a FRIEND thing to say omg

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(200923) yooa ✧ bon voyage

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i hope satou hiroshi is having an absolutely normal one, i hope he has not been cursed with interesting times, i hope his day has been average and the same as any other, i hope i was uneventful and he got home safe

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Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop - Dir. Kyohei Ishiguro - July 25, 2020

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I’ve been listening to a podcast about Rasputin lately (two, actually, but one is older and more on the “comedy” than the “history” angle). One of them said something that made me think – a lot of what we have regarding Rasputin is either oral history or written by his enemies, who wanted to slander both him and a woman (the queen Alexandra) who lost power during a revolution. This is not to say Rasputin was a good person, because he was not, but the specific way in which his story was warped means that he could have been and we would still have thought he was a terrifying quasi-immortal sex wizard for most of the 20th century.  

It’s not a 1:1 comparison, but it occurred to me that this is exactly what could have happened to, say, a Jedi who spent time with a princess in the days of the Old Republic. It’s a little bit funny if it’s Anakin, but it’s fucking hilarious if after Padme’s death and the rise of the Empire, all the rumors and legends and stories about a politician’s pet wizard and possible lover were centered around an influential, experienced Jedi…like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Fucking imagine if R2 rolls up all “Yo I need to talk to Kenobi” and Luke goes “Like…the weird mystic advisor to the princess, that Kenobi? I’m pretty sure old Ben Kenobi isn’t him but he might have his email address” and they go off to see the random desert hermit who immediately says “Oh yes I am in fact that Kenobi. But it’s cool, I definitely did not do most of what they said I did and I’ll deny the rest.” 

And Luke’s just left there like do I tell him about the song that calls him Alderaan’s Greatest Love Machine? Do you think he can pop his head off his body like in that one movie about him? Is there a polite way to ask if the rumors about his monster dong are true? There isn’t, right? 

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junk boy and his journal

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day 15: tomaliza

they dont have a shipname so gotta make a shardy one

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faces

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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Love, Simon (2018)