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LMAO but also legit fr how does one deal with the sterile loneliness of it all

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it's kind of incredible the double life my parents are leading like im still their ""daughter"" to everyone they know including my only 2 remaining grandparents and then they come visit and hang out with me and my gay dogs and twink spouse and its like normal

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GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!

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they’re so cute?? 😭 oh to be an edgy little flapper with a femme boyfriend sittin on the ground together

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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!

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gay_irl

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Belphegor has inspired me to get my own chaos goblins. They are not normal and I love them so much. This is Moregrim and Sabriel, respectively. :3

what the heck, they're so cute! enjoy the bald phase while it lasts!!

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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Received a text asking me to "explain what yuri means" because a fellow dyke I know kept seeing it in memes and "assumed (I) would know what it meant"

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remember kids, it's better to have lived embarrassingly than regretted not living at all

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u know that reminds me of this tweet going around making fun of dark mode users like 'haha do you guys need your books on dark paper' and it's like yeah some people can't read text printed on white paper? regular books aren't accessible to some people for that reason. whats the joke.

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*in a masc way* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii