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[mortimer-freeze]

Technically speaking, isnt your snowflake form technically naked 24/7?

Mortimer tilted his head to the side questioningly and furrowed his brows, giving an incredulous look.

A long silence ensued.

"...Yyyes. Yes it woul' be?" he responded slowly as he deadpanned, still holding that facial expression. He sounded incredibly confused. And disturbed.

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have you ever killed anyone on the isles

Mortimer suddenly burst out laughing, holding his stomach, as if it were the funniest question he'd heard.

"Whaddaya take me for? A pacifist?" he guffawed.

"Wha'dda you think?"

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Yo I drew you last month, what do you think 😇

He leaned forward to peer at the art, his joints cracking.

"Depicts my likeness well," he smirked. "I applaud 'ya."

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((WELL, HELLO THERE!! Wow, it's been a while. I've recently gotten back into Cuphead and I still love this moody ice man so I'm actually going to start this back up again, if there is even anyone left to find this account lmfao.))

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How did you come to be?

Mortimer perked up in his throne. "Ooh, a good question."

"T'all started a'hundred eighty years ago on th' first day o' winter. I'm not too sure how it 'appened, but one o' the first snowflakes of the evening blizzard decided that some hocus pocus magic woul' be happenin' today, and gained animation. An' also a significant size increase. That was me!"

"Flew 'round the mountains and discovered that I coul' make those fancy lights in the sky that you people call the northern lights. Some people started ta take notice of my existence all those years ago, an' some d'cided to even worship me."

"It's p'retty obvious what 'appened next. Started th' organization, changed m' form, yadda yadda."

"Quite the fun journey, really."

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(gives you a banjo)

Mortimer held the instrument confusedly, striking a few strings. "Ehm..."

"I 'unno how ta play th' banjo," he shrugged.

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U look so soft and gentle

Mortimer held a bewildered stare, peering dramatically around the room.

"You talkin' ta me?"

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Hey Mortimer, at the end of your battle, you were shivering/sick after getting your ass kicked by the cupbros (sorry)-

what was that all about? i thought you couldn’t get cold or sick?

Mortimer looked away, huffing.

"Happens when I git upset."

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You are forced in a dungeon with 20 copies of the moonshine mob anteater. You can't escape until you kill them all. How screwed are you

"Erm... while normally I would be able to freeze 'em solid, his size makes it quite the issue. I'd.. 'prolly get bombarded quick'ly. Let's hope this ne'vr happens.

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Why does your clothes have patches

"I've held up this same form for a long time," he explained. "Sometimes the magic jus' don't work right after a'while."

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Do you know any of king dice's casino bosses? If so, what are your opinions on them?

"Can't say for sure," he pondered. "I 'unno who all works for the fella, so if I met one of 'em a while back, I wouldn' know."

"They're all 'prolly jus' as rotten as the dice, anyhow."

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I AM HERE and I have come to give a hug and check up on ya! How are you doin, Mortimer?? Have a cookie!

"I'm doin' jus' fine," Mortimer chuckled sheepishly as he hugged them. "Oooh, cookie-"

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Why are you blue

"I 'unno, why aren't you?" he sassed.

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Can I give you head pats? 😳

Mortimer furrowed his brow and peered awkwardly around the room, before hovering up from his throne and over to the individual. He took off his hat and held it in front of him as he embarrassedly awaited head pats.

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((Sorry for lack of responses lately! Very busy week.))

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MORTIMER YOUR THEME SONG GOES SO HARD /POS

who composed it???? did the cult play the instruments?

"Composed by yours truly," Mortimer said, sporting a prideful grin. "Yup. Got th' others t' play it. Glad ya like it," he chuckled.

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How's it goin? - @askmisschalice

Mortimer stared at her with a glare. "Oh, great. It's you. You obviously want somethin'. Where're yer annoying cup friends at? Here ta attack me a'gin?"