mortuaryonceler

[mortuaryonceler]

can i hug you please

"please leave if this is your only reason being here."

[mortuaryonceler]

hows your mental health

[mortuaryonceler]

*squishes you* skrunkly

Im working 🧍

[mortuaryonceler]

do u kill people in u funarel house

...what?

[mortuaryonceler]

Why the long face? You look so sad, and your depressing energy is making me sad too! (I think that's just called empathy tough) :<

...I apologize if I'm making you feel that way, I don't mean to come off as.... gloomy

[mortuaryonceler]

[comes to life while you cremate me and gives you a bouquet of flowers] ure cute :3

...o-oh! ... [unsure if he should stop the process or not] ...are you ...not dead?

[mortuaryonceler]

How were you able to get over the creepiness of handling dead bodies? Or were you always fine around them :00

I was a little bothered by working around them at first, but I quickly got over it after some time and realized it wasn't actually unsettling as people may think it is...

[mortuaryonceler]

I feel like you and the preachler would get along pretty well.

[He feels like they wouldn't really]

[mortuaryonceler]

Hello Mort! So if im a very nice boy when I'm alive then do I get a discount on my funeral?

[mortuaryonceler]

Aha, you! Yes you!! Are now. A . nubcat! (੭•̀ω•́)੭̸*✩⁺˚

...

[mortuaryonceler]

Who was the most famous person you've ever held a funeral for?

The most.. popular person? .. the one who would come close... would be ..Miss Cyra Barlowe, the former mayor of this town.

[mortuaryonceler]

What made you want to be a mortician? :0c

[busy] .. what made me want to be a mortician? .. salary.

[mortuaryonceler]

Hello... call me Mortler. feel free to ask me anything..