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Aiden of the Cats
#guess who forgot their sleep meds tonight oops#late night mossposting#i have been plugging away at this for several days while on calls at work#inexplicifics's aiden occupies my every spare brain cell lately#the witcher#rhe witcher aiden#my art
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~There is a shrine in every witcher keep, though it honors no god.~
From @inexplicifics 'The Only God Of Witchers' (the amazing fic that inspired these illustrations)
I originally set out to GIF these four here but I also wanted to post all four full-resolution seasons since I think they lost quite a bit of detail in the process of animated-looping. I really enjoyed creating this study! It's an expression of my love for Inex's body of Witcher 'verse fics, which have brought me many, many feels!
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just a wolf and his cat having a little moment
#the witcher#lambert#aiden#lamden#lambert and aiden#idfk how to tag things for visibility#just sitting here in a corner waving a sign that says “HOT NICHE CONTENT!! WOLF ON CAT MUTAGENIC MAKEOUTS HERE!!”#the witcher lambert#the witcher aiden#lambert x aiden#lambert / aiden#uhhhhhhhh i cant think of any more possible tags#what the fuck#im just gonna fling my gay men into the ether and hope everyone can find them#behold: boys#my art
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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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local dumpster creature breaks in and steals all your lighters, news at 11
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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”
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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this
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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY COMIC
thank you all for putting up with me doing a whole year of nothing but drawing these boys and for encouraging me along the way!!
Zani's uploading a bunch of amazing fanart we've gotten to the site as a celebration too!!
we've also got a discord that we're still setting up (thank you to our beta testers!!) but we'll add the link to the site when we're ready
we predicted this project to take us 8 years! so 7 more to go!!!
#kingsgate#webcomics#comics#Have You Heard About Kingsgate#have you?? have you heard??? have you HEARD about KINGSGATE??????#have you HEARD about it yet have you have you
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WHERE is that interview from like 2007 where they talk about the childhood fantasy of being put out with the bins and carried away somewhere new
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