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the guy nobody invited

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hey kris i think there's something wrong with your tv. yeah several aspects of his design and text gimmick make him impossible to ignore but he also doesn't fit in with you and your friends or even the world around him. like he's trying to cram himself into a niche he can no longer occupy or something. yeah and his behavior evokes a whole bunch of themes related to the fallout of your family. arguably could represent you or your dad or maybe even your brother. either way he definitely represents how escapism can only go so far in band-aiding over a gaping wound. either way kris your tv's kinda spiraling rn. yeah idk man he keeps parroting language from your parents' domestic disputes and how they explained their separation to you. pity, he's just repeating what he knows. he didn't know your brother went to college. he doesn't like that he went to college. don't you miss your brother, kris? hey, kris, what happened to noelle? to dess? hey, remember how your parents used to get along? surely they loved each other, once, long ago. surely if we keep looking back at the scraps of good we remember, if we keep digging, we'll go numb to the bitterness and hurt that comes with nostalgia. we can live forever in a place that doesn't exist. i'll make sure we can. Yeah something's up with your tv man

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Megan Thee Stallion to release highly anticipated cover of The Rime Of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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GEEZ LOUISE!!!! CANT GO TWO STEPS WITHOUT TRIPPIN' OVER THAT--

MEOW!

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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

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think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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JUST TENNA.

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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Did a redraw for funnies (original image under the cut!)

Honeywell Ad - "What The Heck Is Electronic Mail?" (Oct 1981)

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It's imperative you all know that is a reference to A Boy and His Dog, also by Harlan Ellison, and that it's about a boy and his telepathic dog and they wander around looking for food and women to rape. It's exactly as bleak as it sounds and also very funny. There's a 1975 movie version that served as the inspiration for Fallout, and the guy who voiced the dog played Alan Freed in American Hot Wax.

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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the popular depiction of ocd as the handwashing and organizing disorder really is just sabotaging most people with it. Im studying psychology and only after I started studying it did I learn that ocd centers on intrusive thoughts and compulsions involving them and also double and triple and quadruple checking things is ocd and being stuck in a mindloop of I did this one thing this means I am as bad for the climate as elon musk and should die is ocd and feeling immense amounts of guilt when I dont live up to a perfect moral standard is ocd

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Cosmically messed up that so many of us gotta deal with debilitating levels of moral OCD while the rich assholes ruining the planet don't have a second thought about killing millions of people.

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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me