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skid and pump's little 'ha-ha!' in spookeez reblog if you agree
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HAVEN’T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THIS
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Reblog if your friends are beautiful people
Like if you think you are beautiful
There should be an even number of likes and reblogs because you are all beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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artists reblog if you agree
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I'm sorry, but I'm not fully familiar with the jsab fandom, and I don't know all the names. Who's who?
(okay!!! i have the images and everything, it should be much cleaner now ;;)
Blixer / The Boss:
Cube:
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the Players:
(blue square = Cyan, P1, Player, Cube, Blue Cube, etc.
yellow triangle = Yellow, P2, Player, Tri, Triangle, etc.
green pentagon = Green, P3, Player, Penta, Pentagon, etc.
orange circle = Orange, P4, Player, Circle, Circ(?), etc.)
Boat / Ketches:
Heli:
Cacti / Plants / Wiggles:
or
(corrupted)
or
(Blixer in the cave)
Lycan / Lycanthropy:
Macabre:
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In The Halls Of The Usurper / Usurper / ITHOTU:’

(no transparent PNG, humanized/humanoid form undecided)
Antimony / Flowers of Antimony / FoA:

(no transparent PNG, mostly just the little bat circle)
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Strike / Strike The Earth / STE:
(closest reference for humanized form/s found; the level screenshot does not provide any information towards a form beside corrupted square
first by bwb, second by maca (mostlyincorrectjsabquotes)) (should be cleaner/more interpretable now! [bwb])
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Macabre: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Blixer: ...I did, I broke it.
Macabre: No, no you didn't. Cuda?
Cuda: Don't look at me, look at Lycan!
Lycan: What?! I didn't break it!
Cuda: Then how'd you know it was broken?
Lycan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cuda: Suspicious.
Lycan: NO IT'S NOT!
Cube: Let's not fight, I broke it. let me pay for it, Macabre
Macabre: No! Who broke it?
Lycan: Square's been awfully quiet...
Square: REALLY?!
Lycan: YEAH REALLY!
Macabre, in another room: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from know they'll be at each other's throats with war paint in their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Macabre: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Heli, not knowing what snow is: The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There's white shit everywhere
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Strike: throws a chair at a door only for the chair to come back and hit them in the face
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Strike, walking into the room with a full on protective suit on: Strike hates birds
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Strike: I'm gonna throw myself down the stairs
Square: What-?
Strike: proceeds to throw themselves down several flights of stairs
#just shapes and beats#jsab blixer#jsab macabre#jsab strike the earth#jsab lycan#jsab cuda#jsab square#jsab helicopter#jsab cube
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Macabre: Sexy train is leaving the station Macabre: Check out this caboose Macabre: Later fucks
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Strike, exhausted: opens up a cereal box Strike: grabs a bowl Strike: opens milk Strike: pours milk into their hand Usurper, watching from the side: Hey, uh, Strike- Strike: No, no, give me a second. I know something is wrong. I'll figure it out.
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CTM: What's your favorite color Macabre? Macabre: Blixer Macabre: Wait what was the question?
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Blixer: You good there? Macabre, clearly stuck on the roof: Oh you know, I'm just chilling here
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Blixer: Macabre really learns from you, you know. Usurper: What makes you say that? Blixer: Yesterday she referred to bedtime as a “fucking crisis.”
#jsab macabre#jsab strike the earth#jsab usurper#jsab close to me#jsab blixer#just shapes and beats#it fucking pains me to know that i had the first incorrect quote on my clipboard for even ten seconds
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Blixer: How many fucking scythes do you even have in there?!
Macabre: shrugs as she's pulling out scythes of her clothes Now that I think about it, I don't know actually. I have a bunch in my clothes, some in my jacket, two in each boot and one in a hidden pocket you know...just in case
Blixer: horrified In case of what?!?
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Macabre: Day five of having stolen one of Cuda's books
Cuda, in the distance: Where the fuck is my book on murder?
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Cube: Blixer, no!
Blixer, standing still: What?
Cube: Sorry force of habit, Lycan no!
Lycan: Not me either
Cube: Oh...
Cube: Then who lit the kitchen on fire?
Macabre: silent in the corner
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Macabre: Where’s my fucking scythe?!?
Blixer: Macabre, language!
Macabre: Sorry. May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking scythe?
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Macabre and Blixer: What doesn't kill me should start running, because now I'm pissed
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Cuda: So, you two got kicked out of the movies? What for? Macabre: Blixer was yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat
Blixer: That last guy had a solid 8 let me tell you
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Cuda: We're adults Blixer: When did that happen? Macabre: And how do we make it stop?
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Blixer: Ow my armkle
Macabre: Your what
Cube: His wrist
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Macabre: Recipe says to beat three eggs.
Lycan: At what? Hand to hand combat?
Macabre: Must be. Cube banned scythes in the kitchen, remember?
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Macabre: What do you want for breakfast?
Blixer: slams hand down on table THE SOULS OF THE UNBORN
Macabre:
Cube: He means eggs
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Macabre: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules Cube: What? Macabre: Is there a point system, or is it to the death
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Macabre: Fight me! Cuda: Ha! Look at your size! What are you gonna do? Kick my ankle? Macabre: ... later Blixer: Why is Cuda crying on the floor? Macabre: I kicked him REALLY hard on the ankle.
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Macabre: I have an idea Blixer: No murder Macabre: I no longer have an idea
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Strike: Why does everyone keep buying me oversized shirts and stuff Cube: Because you're cute in them Strike, grabbing their shovel with evil intent:
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Blixer: sneezes Macabre, from the vents: Bless you! Blixer: God?
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Macabre: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room Strike: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
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Macabre: sipping a red colored drink Cuda: Is that- Blixer: It's cherry koolaid
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Percy, already exasperated, entering CHB in the beginning of summer: let me guess, I have to go on a long harrowing quest to save the world?
Chiron: yes child, it is your destin-
Percy:

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he’s checking for virginity
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Meme Time
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Blixer: You need a hobby.
Macabre: I have a hobby!
Blixer: Murder is not a hobby!
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Macabre: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Cube: Wasn’t Blixer with you?
Blixer: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Macabre: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I’m dumb enough to try anything.
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Macabre: Of course I don’t run with scythes!
Macabre:
Macabre: I sprint.
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Blixer: switches on the light to find Macabre breaking in
Macabre: Before you say anything. I was just breaking in to tell you I love you.
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Blixer: Alright Macabre, knock ‘em dead! That was a figure of speech. Please don’t kill anyone.
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