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anyway told my boss I was quitting at the end of the school year yesterday.

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If you've played both Wizard 101 and Pirate 101, reblog and put in the tags which one you like more and why

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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

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man there is nothing sadder in life than an underwhelming salt & vinegar chip,

i need it to burn, when i open the bag, stick my snout in and sniff i need to feel like im inhaling mustard gas. i need those chips to be fucking corrosive with the concentration of vinegar flavor. i need salt & vinegar chips that could melt steel

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I'm sorry for not mentioning bogs, swamps, mires, and murky waters lately

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the thing that really gets me about some people/accounts apparently using ai to generate weird birds for views is like. bro there are already so many weird fucking birds that exist in real life. just use those ones.

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It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...

And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!

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you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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how i feel when u guys like my posts

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OH MY GOD I HAVE MY OWN MONEY I CAN BUY MONSTER HIGH DOLLS

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New Moon Wolf Room Guardian Goes up for sale in my shop this Sunday July 9th at 12pm EDT.

See how they're made on my Patreon.

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

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the dispensary down the street just started selling puddle water infused prerolls

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i actually love getting notifications that a mutual reblogged a post from me. I'm glad you liked it, I'm giving you a little kiss on the forehead and a loaf of fresh bread. I hope the next sunbeam you come across is warm and fills your heart with light.

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Nick Principe as Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull in Laid to Rest (2009) 02/??