motherofplatypus
motherofplatypus
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✨a fabulous platypus✨
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motherofplatypus · 22 hours ago
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It's over, Manakin, I have the low ground
-Sloth
We out here, stridulating off key
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motherofplatypus · 22 hours ago
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Emilie: "He would have my eyes, my hair, and my personality. His face will be a bit round, kinda like Nathalie, because our faces are too angular or sharp."
Gabe: "No features from me?"
Emilie: "He'd be a boy, like his father."
do u think like. gabriel and emilie ever made concept art of adrien
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motherofplatypus · 2 days ago
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HEAR ME OUT PLEASE
The monetary value of every $1,000 is only $500, and the purchasing power of every $500 is only $50. That means neither work nor money has any real meaning. Everyone is destitute, consumed by war and its oppressive reality. Living day by day, hour by hour, while thinking about these details is hell. It will drive you mad.
That’s why EVERY DONATION HELPS
Consider every dollar will help because almost there’s no donation 🥺💔
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motherofplatypus · 2 days ago
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Western media is such a joke even The Onion is more reliable.
They called Hind Rajab, a 6 years old girl the nazionist murdered, a fucking woman, but a nazionist female pig who massacred children a fucking girl.
Fuck everyone who support this Holocaust. Rot in hell.
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motherofplatypus · 2 days ago
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One tug at his neck and you can choke him to death lol
In the grand scheme of things, this is a petty thing to be annoyed by, but god damn it it will always bother me.
Why are five of the miraculouses that we've seen; Dog, Dragon, Fox, Mouse, and Eagle, all neck jewelry.
Like, when Gabriel was wearing all the miraculous, my eyes couldn't help but be drawn to how cluttered his chest was. Thank goodness he didn't also have the Eagle Miraculous at the time.
Like, there are so many different types of jewelry all around the world, they could have experimented a little more. Like, maybe the Dragon could have been a hairpin to mimic Chinese headdresses, or a belt to hold the sword. Maybe the Eagle could have been a toe ring or an ear hook. Have fun with it!
Also, the Dog Miraculous looks so boring in season 6 how did it become plainer?!
Necklaces are easy to merchandise and animate.
We also know the cultural research they put in tends to be surface level at best.
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motherofplatypus · 3 days ago
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Basically gay, but worse
t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb
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motherofplatypus · 3 days ago
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okay okay. i love everyone’s depiction of the life series winners being cold and a bit distant to each other. But like. What if they’re all always hanging out like a giant orbit family 🥺😭😭😭 what if they are always making little jabs at each other with no real bite to them because they’re all traumatized siblings 🥺🥺🥺 c-can someone see the vision-
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motherofplatypus · 5 days ago
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Is this why aliens abduct humans? To study our body and why we were able to survive in such condition?
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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motherofplatypus · 5 days ago
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Its functional in its dysfunctional way
Is Tumblr a functional website?
It performs some kind of function to some degree
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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Revelator and Daddycop, at worst, just annoy me with how Adrienette focused and cheap conflict it was. Meanwhile, Werepapas straight up absolving an abuser of his DECADES long crimes by making him like fries. Typical TA writing.
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Of course Asstruck’s dumbass and the old writers wrote Sublimation and Wilfr*ed directed it. Typical.
Tweet and photo credits: @/Finncesaire on Twitter.
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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IM WHEEZING
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Based on chapter 10 of Midnight Strangers
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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Please don't ignore my story🙏🏻💔
You are the only hope to help two students from Gaza fulfill their dream of becoming doctors🙏🏻🇵🇸
I can send you all the documents to prove everything
My sister and I are students from Gaza studying medicine in Egypt.
So as not to bore you with the details, the fees have piled up and the university is demanding that we pay so we can complete our education. The money is in the link. I sent part of it to my family and the rest we used to pay the first year's fees and live off it for the rest of the year
We do not have any source of income and live only on aid. We dream of completing our education and being able to help all people💔
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Please help us, we need to pay the university fees and we need to pay the rent every month, and we need to send money to my family because everything there is very expensive
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Those who cannot donate, please share our story and help us find a solution🙏🏻🙏🏻
My campaign is verified by @90-ghost
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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✨✨✨✨Manifesting manifesting manifesting ✨✨✨✨
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 kiss 🕯 🕯 kiss 🕯 kiss 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
please have a kiss in the next chapter of Midnight Strangers i am STARVED lololol
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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Scarian but demon hunters >:D
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motherofplatypus · 6 days ago
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This is a collection of drawings I made while reading @lovesick-x-prince ‘s “Nobody Feels Like You” on AO3.
PLEASE check it out if you haven’t read it already, I adore it so much; it’s emotionally damaging but it’s so so good
“What if we wake up somewhere worse? What if, after this, its just another death game, and then another, and another still?
“Then we’ll wake up together, won’t we? And we’ll have more moments like this.”
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motherofplatypus · 7 days ago
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Late night etho doodles
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