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Mantises got eaten after sex

Silk moths lost their mouth once they became adults and live only for sex

And now bees sexing so hard they died

I really wanna see an alternate universe where these things are how human reproduce.

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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Modern day Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey

My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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OP, what were you watching?

I think last time I've seen this Like to Dislike ratio was when EA really fucked up with Sims 4 DLC.

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WHOS NEXT? 💭 VOTE NOW!!

We're opening voting for the next Fandoms for Palestine campaign! Want to see your favorite fandom lead our next round of creative fundraising for Palestine? 🎨✊ Drop your pick in the replies!

🗓️ Voting closes July 10

📌 Stay tuned and thank you for being part of this incredible community. Let’s keep using fan power for justice 💚

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Uni.

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Should we start a thread of us saying "Fuck"?

STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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“The most difficult times of war ever, hunger, siege, despair and instability prevail.”

“People started walking, feeling dizzy and falling from their height due to lack of food. Hunger has killed them.”

That’s what my brother told me. What he sees in the streets

The situation in gaza :

The humanitarian situation is becoming increasingly difficult amid a severe shortage of essential supplies.

Famine has become a clear phenomenon in the Gaza Strip, and the situation has become extremely catastrophic.

There is no food, no water, no medicine, and no fuel, which is negatively impacting the lives of Palestinians.

We may witness more deaths in the coming days due to the shortage of basic necessities.

I hope you guys continue helping my brother and my relatives there’s almost no donations my brother got 2 donations for the last week 🙏

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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My some alternate universe yaoiful interpretation of this clip. But like just as gay tbh. Tsundere Joel W

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It's also worth to note that if you're angry at someone but never told them, just suddenly leave them without explanation, you cannot blame them for being mad at you. It's not your fault if you're angry, but it's your responsibility to control how you act with it.

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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Has anyone else read this Scarian fic??? I just finished it, it was so good, I had to draw smth for it.

(Some doodles & fic link under cut)

Everyone go read it rn!!!!! Racecar scarian!!!!!!

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quote from the game Dead Letter Dept highly recommend mobile users to lift up the brightness

a still image below

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I’m making this post on the behalf of Sami and his family. Fundraiser here.

Sami says:

"A simple picture, yet it holds a powerful meaning. Tell me what did you understand, and what will you do? 'I understood that these children are in urgent need of donations, and I will donate. I will also share this post—it might help in some way. This image is full of sorrowful meaning, and I will do everything I can for these innocent children. I will donate so that they can go to school, eat clean food, and sleep in peace.' This is exactly what is happening right now with me and my family in the heart of Gaza. Please, donate—share—speak up. Don’t stop. We are between life and death. Don’t leave us behind."

Please do anything you can to help, any engagement is appreciated even if you cannot directly give to the campaign. Thank you so much <3.

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OP, you're supposed to give us prompts, not real life situation

The hero says, "Why do all this? You could have used your biological alteration powers to heal, not mutate!" The villain just points to a wall of framed letters and warnings, saying, "I did, and many were thankful, but society's elite criminalized me for undercutting them in reliability."