mothman-in-a-trenchcoat
mothman-in-a-trenchcoat
bisexual plant dad
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Ask me about dinosaur or dungeons and dragons. Please.Anyways you can call me Benji! ☀ he / him ☀ I make bad posts and sometimes post art there's a lot going on here. Welcome! ☀ NSFW blogs DNI but have a nice day :)
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 1 month ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 months ago
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inspired by a friend misspeaking
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 months ago
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months ago
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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months ago
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months ago
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She conc on my clave till I pontificate idk
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 3 months ago
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lets play a game
what comes up in your tags when you types
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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HELLO!!
HI
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!? :>
tell me tell me please
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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The Wrong Turn
Guess who's back here? I had a bumpy ride but I made it eventually.
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?
Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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Friendly reminder that you should
Write that fic
Draw your OC
Redesign that blorbo
Plan that comic how you want
Create the content you want to see
Be cringe
Be free
The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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mothman-in-a-trenchcoat · 4 months ago
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would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?
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