#Spiders georg

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[guardianspirits13]

i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

[unabashedtastemakerbanana]

The statistic that US presidents have been convicted of an average of 0.75 felonies each is wrong. Donald Trump, who's been convicted of 34 felonies is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[offendedteaspoon]

“average person has 3 sons a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 sons per year. Father Abraham, who has many sons (I am one of them and so are you), is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[vacuously-true]

You know I think that spider factoid was actually supposed to be about spiders ACCIDENTALLY eaten. People ACCIDENTALLY eat an average of three spiders per year.

Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is clearly intentionally eating the spiders. I would go say far as to say that he has never accidentally eaten a spider- every spider that comes within twenty feet of him is intentionally eaten. Spiders Georg accidentally eats ZERO spiders per year.

That means the rest of us are all accidentally eating slightly more than three spiders per year, on average.

[psych-is-the-name]

“average person has 5-10 cockroaches living in their penis per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 cockroaches living in their penis. Cockroaches Georg, who lives in cave-

[mmavverickk]

“average demigod cusses out the gods 3 times a year” is actually just a statistical error. Percy Jackson, who personally tells the Olympians to go fuck themselves over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[infectioustomfoolery]

“Men think about Romans at least once a day” factoid is actually a statistical error. The average man never thinks about Romans. Jedediah, who thinks about a Roman literally every second of his homosexual cowboy life, is an outlier and should not be counted.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

“average elmville high school has 3 faculty members die a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average elmville high school has 0 faculty members die per year. Aguefort Adventuring Academy, who killed 8 faculty members in three years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

[ghostface-knight]

"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Happy 10 years to Spiders Georg

That's 36 and a half million spiders! Good job Georg!

[4denthusiast]

"Average person discovers infinitely many infinities per year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person discovers 0 infinities per year. Cantor Georg, who introduced the diagonal argument and discovered infinitely many infinities in 1891 alone, is an outlier and cannot be counted.