mothman-the-regular-man
mothman-the-regular-man
Ask Mothman
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Mothman is merely an average citizen. Ask Mothman whatever you like. Mothman speaks in the third person.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Mothman has acquired a ceramic table lamp.
Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 3 days ago
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Mothman has acquired a salt lamp.
Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 6 days ago
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Candy corn, yay or nay?
Mothman does not fully enjoy the flavor, but he enjoys the texture of candy corn. So he will choose yay.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 6 days ago
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Mothman has acquired a crystal chandelier.
Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 7 days ago
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Mothman do you like Halloween?
Yes. Mothman does enjoy Halloween. He is not expected to conform to society as he does in his every day life as a regular man. Also, children will often dress up as Mothman during this holiday. They also scream when he flies overhead. He finds these things to be amusing.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 7 days ago
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Mothman has acquired a chandelier.
Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 12 days ago
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Mothman do you have a favorite hard candy flavor?
(Mine is butterscotch)
Butterscotch is an excellent choice. Mothman enjoys dinner mints. He also likes the candies in wrapping that resembles strawberries. He often finds them among the belongings of elderly women.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 13 days ago
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Mothman has acquired three sconces.
Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 14 days ago
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Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.
Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 15 days ago
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Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 18 days ago
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Mothman has acquired a job at the lamp store.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 21 days ago
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Mothman has tried Earl Grey tea. It is pleasant.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 21 days ago
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Mothman has sent an employment application to the lamp store.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 23 days ago
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Hello my friend
Dose mothman have a favorite season and why?
Mines fall because of the cool weather and leaves
Mothman prefers springtime. He likes to go outside during warm months, but spring is preferred. It has flowers. Mothman enjoys the appearance of flowers.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 24 days ago
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Mothman has discovered the local lamp store is hiring. He must investigate.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 24 days ago
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Mothman says happy pride. He also says to keep slaying.
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mothman-the-regular-man · 1 month ago
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Mothman has been told to try tea. He is overwhelmed by the number of options in the grocery store. He will need recommendations before attempting this beverage.
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